My name is Cerabrations or at least thats my pen name, I am 17 years old I started writing because, I have always been told I have an overactive imagination, well after years of hearing that I decided to do something about it and started writing. I just hope some days it wasn't a mistake.
My stories charcters are usually based off people from my own life, whether its a personaility trait or blue eyes that make me melt. Most traits are good, because oddly for such a cynical person I like to try to find the beauty in people. Even those who you might have to dig into a little.
Movie
Stand by Me
Life as House
Superbad
Juno
Clerks 1 and 2
Little Miss Sunshine
Angus
The Royal Tenebaums
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Ten Things I Hate About You
Favorite Quotes to Date:
Favorite Movie Quotes
Music's the only thing that makes sense anymore, man, Play it loud enough it keeps the demons at bay. -JoJo ( Across the Universe)
It happens sometimes, Friends come in and out of our lives like busboys in a resteraunt- Gordie Lachance (Stand by Me)
Hindsight, its like foresight without a future- George (Life as a House)
I can tell I love you as many times as you can stand to hear it, but all it does is remind us that love is not enough.- George (Life as a House)
I got a boner!- Fogell (Superbad)
I always thought of myself as a house. I was always what I lived in. It didn't need to be big. It didn't even have to be beautiful. It just needed to be mine. I became what I was mean't to be. I built myself a life. I built myself a house. George (Life as a House)
In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly who you are. Good mood,bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what you have, that person will think the sun shines out your ass. Thats the kinda person worth sticking with. Mac Mcguff (Juno)
Seth: I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream " I love my best friend Evan!"
Evan: Lets go on the roof. - (Superbad)
Seth- I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby
Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your Dads dick. -( Superbad)
Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some of Seths own dressing- Seth (Superbad)
He is the sweetest guy, Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles- Seth (Superbad)
Melodrama coming from you is about as natural as an oral bowel movements-Randal Graves (Clerks)
My Moms been fucking a dead guy for 30 years. I call him Dad- Randal Graves (Clerks)
I hope that donkey doesnt have a heinie troll- Elias (Clerks 2)
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me- Jay (Clerks 2)
Random quotes:
He who fears corruption fears life- Unknown
Its not denial. I'm just very selective about the reality I accept.- Calvin ( Calvin and Hobbes)
People hold on to something, because they fear nothing that great will ever happen to them again. -Unknown
If we can find money to kill people, you can find money to help people.- Tony Benn
Keeping people hopeless and pessimistic - see I think there are two ways in which people are controlled - first of all frighten people and secondly demoralize them. -Tony Benn
An educated, healthy and confident nation is harder to govern.- Tony Benn
“You embrace that which defines you"- Donna Cook
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent. ” - Eleanor Roosevelt
Odd Things My Friends Say:
Its like soft core with a plot- Fluffy (on i dont remember)
My heritage is beer and whiskey, not vodka and pierogoies - Steve (on being called mcfrosky)
Steve: A mans ass is a one way street. ( on being almost hit on the face with a broom)
We bent over and shoved a dildo up our own asses. - Steve
Things That Scare Me
Relationships
Fluffy in a combative mood
Scientologists
Jack Nicholoson
Sharks
Escalator
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
RE Al FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up... but that shit was fun"
FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out
FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it back!!
If you get this then it means your a real friend so send this to 10 of your friends and if they send it back then they a real friend 2!!
did you just call me a
Bitch ?
well, a bitch is a dog
dogs bark, bark is on
trees, trees are part
of nature, and nature
is beautiful, so yeah,
thanks for the compliment...
WHEN I ACT SHY
-GRAB MY HAND AND HOLD IT
WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU
-GO AFTER ME
WHEN I PUT MY FACE NEAR YOURS
-KISS ME
WHEN I KICK & PUNCH
- HOLD ME TIGHT
WHEN I AM SILENT
-KISS ME
WHEN I IGNORE YOU
- I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
WHEN I SAY YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-I AM REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
WHEN I PULL AWAY
- GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST
- TELL ME I'M BEAUTIFUL!
WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU
- TELL ME YOU LOVE ME BUT MEAN IT
WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND ME GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND GIVE ME A KISS
WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!
-HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE I'M WITH YOU
WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS ME AND TELL ME NOT TO WORRY
WHILE I HOLD YOUR HAND
- PLAY WITH MY FINGERS
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Copy and paste this to your profile and help stop child abuse.
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.
Five tips for a woman...
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on! and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
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