IMPORTANT NOTICE: BIO'S SUCK! I don't plan on doing a bio. But I will put pieces of my life into my stories, so that should be good enough for you.

We now return to our regularly schedualed program (already in progress...)

INTRODUCTION:
Hi! I am not going to tell you anything about me (except for what is kind of obvious...)!

MY SIGNATURE:
Please don't hate me. There is a very good reason I made provestraightyiff my signature. I got so tired of noticing that all the yiffy people I "know" are gay. I intend to prove there can be straight yiffers.

MY STORIES:
I will constantly make my stories reletive in some way to (insert signature here). You don't like them? Don't read them. That goes for THE PEOPLE I KNOW, too.

Well... Start reading!!!