"Aw, dammit. Spilt my apple juice again.."

.-All you need to know about me-.

Name: Call me Rae. No, it's not my real name. What on Earth makes you think I'm going to tell you my real name?

Style: Morbid humour, or witticisms in general.

Muses: Kiel, Fais, and Nikkel. Kiel's most likely to bite, Fais will then ask if you're alright, then Nikkel will calculate the likelihood of you dying. From a distance, of course. /If you don't know what a muse is? Look it up. :3/

I reply to every review I get, no matter how jumbled it may be. Also, if you have any good stories on your list, I generally try to review back. But I'm not going to promise that, since I'll likely break it. I can promise that I'll only update on weekends. I can near guarantee that when I do update, you can expect some short stories with it.

I'm a fan of well written stories no matter the genre.

As a random fact? I really, really can't cook. Srsly.

-Rae

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1. Castles reviews

The Prince and the Princess lived happily ever after.

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 4-29-08

2. Nature's Fury

The blue and the orange would clash. They never really matched. But that's alright. He wasn't buying them to match. When had dirt become expensive?

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 4-29-08

3. Category reviews

No categories placed in story sites for those who muse about life with no other purpose than to ponder whether McDonalds nuggets are truly one hundred percent meat. Funny the things you learn from reading. Yet, that doesn’t stop us from writing.[Humour]

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-25-07 - Published: 10-25-07

4. Gueamorgue » reviews

Robin's become the head of a monopolizing company, a puppet to his father. Winnifred's challenged herself to make it to the top, no matter what that means. Mel has found herself the head of a group determined to eliminate the overpowers. A pity, really.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-6-07 - Published: 9-16-07

5. Apple Flavoured Earth » reviews

A collection of drabbles with no real point or cause. Well, unless you count world domination. Mild humor

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-28-07 - Published: 9-8-07

6. The Pirate and the Captain

[Did you ever read the ending?]A voice asked.[Did you know...?]

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-3-07 - Published: 9-3-07

7. Thing reviews

Do I really have no life? Nothing else to do? Cause honestly enough you wouldn’t think so. Either that or whatever I do isn’t important. I must simply be this empty thing, sitting horribly, and terribly, rotting away every day.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-3-07 - Published: 9-3-07

8. Character Practice reviews

[Ever have one of those nights where you have an absolutely terrible sleep, and you just know something awful’s going to happen in the morning to make your head spin just to daunt you? Well, there you go.]

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-3-07 - Published: 9-3-07