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| Erisah Mae |
Author has written 25 stories for Sci-Fi, Song, Humor, Fantasy, Politics, Life, Essay, Love, General, Nature, Historical, Mythology, Romance, and Supernatural. Scene: A young woman clothed in headscarf, baggy, striped long shirt and jeans that look the worse for their wear stretches langorously as she types at her beaten-up old computer, the open window displaying a rough chicken-scratched garden. Birdcalls and the faint sound of a distant mower blend in with the odd mixture of folk, rock, A capella, classical and pop music that blares quietly from her computer speakers. She blinks her hazel eyes and brushes away the tendrils of waved dark hair that drip incessantly into face. Her ever present muse floats discreetly behind her shoulder, silently egging her on. He wonders what it will be this time. A brief poem? A story? Perhaps a political statement. Knowing that if she turned around he would vanish, the woman pretends to be oblivious, and she smiles sardonically before preparing to write. Good tidings unknown one. My nomme de guerre is Erisah Mae, and is anagrammatical of my true cognomen if the addition of an R is made. I veer most verbose, as I am currently disinterested with the way the English Language is utilised by the cathode ray absorbed masses whom are living in their own monochromatic dream worlds. Personally, I consider the metaphysical secondary to reality, however, I daresay that my natural cynical curiousity is the cause of my superior understanding of both the British-derived tongue and the so-called "big picture" of interwoven experiences that dictate the shallow stereotypes that are sustained by mixed media of soap operas and the common cliches that are held as a safety blanket against the unfamiliar, the unique, or simply the unusual. Still with me? I wrote the above when I was in a smart-arse mood, and I have a strange feeling of affection for it. Forgive me for a little self-indulgence in my profile- I've just now shortened it for all your conveniences ;). There now, don't you all feel special? In case you were wondering, I am in fact 20, female, and both like and severely unlike all of my characters... and as a general rule, the older the fic, the more tempted I am to remove it from this website, and the less likely I am to care what you think about it. On the other hand, reviews on my newer works in progress are always appreciated. #Near Obligatory Quasi-Inspirational Quotes:# Life unexamined is not worth living. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! | |||||||||
1. Bela the Nymphomaniac Vampire Slayer » reviewsWhen you're sleeping with vampires, there's no such thing as being over-prepared... but the adrenaline hit you get. Man, there is nothing else like the realisation you're still alive after a vamp has given you a neck dive... Rated for coarselang sexualrefSupernatural - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,592 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 10-13-09 - Published: 11-23-082. Nancy and Ike reviewsMy answer to the Ridiculously Happy CHALLENGE. Was inspired by the guidelines to write something a little different. Oneshot.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-24-09 - Published: 4-24-093. She should have known better reviewsCHALLENGE “D-don't you forget me Alastor McKinsley,” she said finally, when the tears had slowed to a mere trickle. “Don't forget me when you're off in distant places...Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 7-1-084. Mad Marian » reviewsWho the hell was that girl? Why did she try to jump in the lake? Or did she? What was she doing in Endeavour, and why did Jesse suddenly feel like his life was turning upsidedown? R&RRomance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,391 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-28-08 - Published: 2-7-085. Phoenix Hope » reviewsThe only hope they have left is that they can rise from the ashes of their world. Work FINALLY back in progress...apologies to everyone who was left hanging for the last six months... I'm going to strip this back to the bones, and finally make something.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,626 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-28-08 - Published: 5-25-076. Don't touch my lover reviewsSo your life is shit. Whose isn't? Learn to deal with it. "Now, I know a real lady would step back and try to rise above the situation... But where's the fun in that? Where was I? Oh yeah, kicking butt." Wrote this a while back for fun, hope you enjoy :Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 6-16-087. Ms Erisah's Rules or handy hints for OC planning reviewsHey folks, here's another of those lovely “How to write” things that all writers love to write. So that they can feel righteous.HehehComplete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-21-08 - Published: 2-21-088. Divine in Convention » reviewsScifi conventions have many weird and wonderful people attend. No wonder the ancient myths fit right in! Features immortal egos, polar philosophies, and a guy in a glittery alien suit. Commentscritiques always welcome.Complete - Mythology - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,374 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-19-07 - Published: 12-19-079. From a Harpy's point of view reviewsA Harpy's take on current issues of the day Trojans, Icarus, but most of all, how their tales are told. Feedback always appreciated, oneshot for now.Complete - Mythology - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-10-07 - Published: 12-10-0710. Dearest Bartholomew reviewsA letter. Reviews always welcome.Complete - Historical - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-9-07 - Published: 12-9-0711. Hiemal House reviewsCold. The scenery, the villagers, the lives. A Doctress reflects on her life and the lives of those who surround her, as she goes to comfort the recently bereaved.Historical - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-12-07 - Published: 9-12-0712. Sunrise on the LochAn iambic interlude, featuring a cold, still morning, a fisherboy and a poetess.Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-12-07 - Published: 9-12-0713. The Truth in Photographs reviewsOne simple photograph. One lecturer revealing what's behind the smiles.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-31-07 - Published: 8-31-0714. Two Cats reviewsInspired by a true story interrupted from my studies by feline yowling at a prospective mate, my Muse thought it would be funny to whisper what they were really saying. Rated M for mild sexual contentComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-2-07 - Published: 8-2-0715. Blakasphobia reviewsFear of idiocy. A poetic rant and rave about ignorance and pretentiousness. Written as catharsis. Meant to be read as same.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-30-07 - Published: 5-30-0716. What were they thinking? reviewsPreviously posted on my profile, this is a rave about the worst elements of fiction and fanfiction, and how to avoid them. R&RComplete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-25-07 - Published: 5-25-0717. The Candidate reviewsA candidate from Earth is selected to end a debate that has driven two alien nations to war for centuries what came first?The chicken...? or the egg...? R&RComplete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-25-07 - Published: 5-25-0718. Finding Utopia reviewsI've found it! I've, really and truly, finally found it' An ancient alien civilisation has been striving to find or create the perfect world for centuries. They've finally found it, but what now? Earth, but not as we know it. Partner to FADFC PLEASE R&RComplete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-25-07 - Published: 5-25-0719. Inspiration reviewsMy muse is trying to tell me something. Let me know what you think, or he'll wake me up again in the middle of the night to write a random poem that practically wrote itself. A bit of a break from my usual cynicism.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-4-07 - Published: 5-4-0720. The Unreachable?A depiction of a utopian world, a world that in the context of the current state of events, seems unreachable. Formally posted under the sardonic title a dream but was completely ignored : Please read and review... I'd like to hear your opinions on it.Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-4-07 - Published: 5-4-0721. Eyes of Flame »Sri is a thief, who just so happens to have fiery irises. Now she's being hunted, and not just for the bounty on her head... Written when I was 14 so naturally Sueage abounds twins, weird eyes, thieves above the law, supernatural parents and prophecy hereComplete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,969 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-28-07 - Published: 4-28-0722. Murder at the Spitoon Ranch reviewsBasically a takeoff of both cowboy movies and murder mysteries. Characters feature Deputy Beergut Bob, Ridealong Roxie and the aptly named, Killer. This is a play I wrote a few years ago, but is hopefully good for a brief laugh. Warning: Lameness in XtremComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-28-07 - Published: 4-28-0723. Far Away, in a distant filing cabinet reviewsWhat if God took out an insurance policy on Earth? R&RComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-28-07 - Published: 4-28-0724. Ode to Hypocrisy reviewsThe title is fairly self explanatory. For the boy who thought I needed his vindication of my social status. Sorry, better luck next time you arrogant ass.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-26-07 - Published: 4-26-0725. Eden 7 reviewsA mysterious girl is found, after surviving being thrown off a cliff. Who is she, and why is it that leaders of the hightech Eden developments want her dead? A world where artificial and natural environments have been forcibly separated for most.Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-16-07 - Published: 4-16-07
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