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Author has written 7 stories for Humor, Fantasy, Western, and Mythology. Sup. I am The Almighty God of Whatever The Hell I Feel Like. Lord and Master of The Whim. Protector of Random Shit I Like. Creator of Early-Morning Procrastination. I am The P-Unit. Fear my unforgiving soul, insignificant peons. Rawr. Anyway, I write things. I rather enjoy the exercise. Makes up for a lot of stuff, like, you know... life. Not that I don't like Life. I do. I just kind of think it likes to shit projectile feces at me, sometimes. Temperamental whore. I like reading. Like, you don't understand. I eat books. With some fava beans and a nice Chianti. I'm also fond of good movies. And drawing. Acting. Softball and volleyball. Science, History, English, Spanish- just not math. Sorry. Doesn't make me want to jump for joy. I'm not religious. Religion doesn't matter to me. I don't need it. I curse, gratuitously; I find it funny as all get-out, and sometimes it's the best way to emphasize. Words I like: Squee Whore Pwn Frolic Inanity Oh meh god. I made a story. Oh meh god. I made another story. Holy shit. I got an award: http://booyahawards.webs.com/apps/photos/photo?photoid=31317982 It's a site that gives awards for stories on Fictionpress. I got it for the Tabulous story, which is apparently the most popular of my random menagerie. | |||||||||
1. Eff My LifeJanet has had a day worthy of a serious FML. But it looks like it might get worse.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Published: 4-20-09 - Complete2. GenderBender reviewsLet Dr. Phil save your relationship. ... Or not.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-20-09 - Complete3. ActaeonA retelling of the old Greek myth of Artemis and Actaeon. There's a twist.Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Published: 4-20-09 - Complete4. Small HonorsQuietly, the soldier raised his gun. A weak breeze pulsed across the small clearing, flipped needles end over end. Jasper searched in the shadows for the man's eyes. He didn't know what he was looking for.Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Western/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Published: 4-20-09 - Complete5. Morality and Mortality » reviewsMichael is about to do a lot of falling. Falling in love, falling out of favor, falling on his ass... falling from heaven. Do note: this is a non-Christian or any other religion, alternate-Earth, alternate-timeline kind of heaven.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-4-09 - Published: 2-1-096. Tabulous reviewsOne bored, sort of pathetic fifteen-year-old girl. One long-suffering, angry cat. Together? One incredibly inane and ridiculous story. Morals? No. Themes? None. Divine inspiration? Just maybe.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-28-09 - Complete7. Tea and Birds and Conversation reviewsTwo friends. One plays half stupid, the other half sarcasm incarnate. With one common phrase, the weirdness ensues. And the worst part? They actually exist.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-21-07 - Complete
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