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since: 03-23-07, id: 561365
Author has written 1 story for Humor.

Sup.

I am The Almighty God of Whatever The Hell I Feel Like. Lord and Master of The Whim. Protector of Random Shit I Like. Creator of Early-Morning Procrastination.

I am The P-Unit. Fear my unforgiving soul, insignificant peons.

Rawr.

Anyway, I write things. I rather enjoy the exercise. Makes up for a lot of stuff, like, you know... life.

Not that I don't like Life. I do. I just kind of think it likes to shit projectile feces at me, sometimes. Temperamental whore.

I like reading. Like, you don't understand. I eat books. With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

I'm also fond of good movies.

And drawing. Acting. Softball and volleyball. Science, History, English, Spanish- just not math. Sorry. Doesn't make me want to jump for joy.

I'm not religious. Religion doesn't matter to me. I don't need it. I curse, gratuitously; I find it funny as all get-out, and sometimes it's the best way to emphasize.

I'm not depressed. I'm not too angsty. I can be cynical. I'm more of realist, than anything.

If you piss me off (severely), or hurt people I love, or people in general- I'm vicious. Don't do it.

I'm too loyal. I'm too generous. I'm too caring. I'm too forgiving. I'm way too loving.

I'm too much of everything, too. Too awkward. (I'm also an aaaass.)

Words I like:

Squee

Whore

Pwn

Frolic

Inanity

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Oh meh god. I made a story.



1. Tea and Birds and Conversation reviews
Two friends. One plays half stupid, the other half sarcasm incarnate. With one common phrase, the weirdness ensues. And the worst part? They actually exist.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-21-07 - Published: 6-21-07
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