JustWantAnAnswer
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since: 03-23-07, id: 561365, Profile Updated: 05-27-09
country: USA
Author has written 7 stories for Humor, Fantasy, Western, and Mythology.

Sup.

I am The Almighty God of Whatever The Hell I Feel Like. Lord and Master of The Whim. Protector of Random Shit I Like. Creator of Early-Morning Procrastination.

I am The P-Unit. Fear my unforgiving soul, insignificant peons.

Rawr.

Anyway, I write things. I rather enjoy the exercise. Makes up for a lot of stuff, like, you know... life.

Not that I don't like Life. I do. I just kind of think it likes to shit projectile feces at me, sometimes. Temperamental whore.

I like reading. Like, you don't understand. I eat books. With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

I'm also fond of good movies.

And drawing. Acting. Softball and volleyball. Science, History, English, Spanish- just not math. Sorry. Doesn't make me want to jump for joy.

I'm not religious. Religion doesn't matter to me. I don't need it. I curse, gratuitously; I find it funny as all get-out, and sometimes it's the best way to emphasize.

Words I like:

Squee

Whore

Pwn

Frolic

Inanity

Oh meh god. I made a story.


Oh meh god. I made another story.


Holy shit. I got an award:

http://booyahawards.webs.com/apps/photos/photo?photoid=31317982

It's a site that gives awards for stories on Fictionpress. I got it for the Tabulous story, which is apparently the most popular of my random menagerie.


1. Eff My Life
Janet has had a day worthy of a serious FML. But it looks like it might get worse.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Published: 4-20-09 - Complete
2. GenderBender reviews
Let Dr. Phil save your relationship. ... Or not.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-20-09 - Complete
3. Actaeon
A retelling of the old Greek myth of Artemis and Actaeon. There's a twist.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Published: 4-20-09 - Complete
4. Small Honors
Quietly, the soldier raised his gun. A weak breeze pulsed across the small clearing, flipped needles end over end. Jasper searched in the shadows for the man's eyes. He didn't know what he was looking for.
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Western/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Published: 4-20-09 - Complete
5. Morality and Mortality » reviews
Michael is about to do a lot of falling. Falling in love, falling out of favor, falling on his ass... falling from heaven. Do note: this is a non-Christian or any other religion, alternate-Earth, alternate-timeline kind of heaven.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-4-09 - Published: 2-1-09
6. Tabulous reviews
One bored, sort of pathetic fifteen-year-old girl. One long-suffering, angry cat. Together? One incredibly inane and ridiculous story. Morals? No. Themes? None. Divine inspiration? Just maybe.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-28-09 - Complete
7. Tea and Birds and Conversation reviews
Two friends. One plays half stupid, the other half sarcasm incarnate. With one common phrase, the weirdness ensues. And the worst part? They actually exist.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-21-07 - Complete