Dear Readers,
Holy crap, you're actually reading my profile!? Dangit. Now I have to come up with something witty and fun to say. Or at least attention grabbing. Hmmm...
Flabbergasticwiggltigibits. Say that ten times fast and just TRY to tell me you don't laugh at yourself. Or at your friend who's reading aloud over your shoulder.
I love writing and some people tell me I'm fairly decent at it, so here's what I've got so far. It isn't much and none of it's finished (will the editing never end!?) but I'd love to hear feedback. Constructive feedback, mind you. Stuff like "It sucks" and "This is boring" don't really tell me much and I'm telling you right now that I ignore those kind of comments. If it's boring, tell me why. If you think it sucks, again, tell me why. WHY!? Got it? Good.
Also, if I like you and if you ask very, very, very nicely, I'll edit your stuff. Professionally, of course. Not that I edit writing for a living, but I think a buttload of Honors English, some writing courses in college, and being anal retentive about grammar are good enough recommendations to put on my editing resume.
Now then. On to the stories.
--Twinkerdom. My friends call me Twinkie. Well, actually, everyone calls me Twinkie. It's a sugar thing.
P.S. I LOVE YOU DUCKY!! (duckshoemuse to all those who're wondering who the heck that is. Read her stuff. It's good.)
4/15/07: Yay! FictionPress fixed their uploader. Now if only I could get my stories to show up on the forum without having to expressly search for them... Is there a trick to getting on the Just In list? And why won't the search function find me or my stories when I type them in?? hangs her head Technology. When it doesn't work, life sucks.
A new story is up. Lyle the Leper. Yes this is already on my forum but I figured I'd post it here along with a little editing to make it more story like. Enjoy!