btw...when you get to the bio's of the characters, the MSN addy's there are for the hell of it XD
Select my name and press ALT + F4, and then, after doing that, when you've figured out what ALT + F4 does, glare intently at the computer screen.
Name: Felicia
Names I go by: Felix, Felsh, Strawberry Shortcake,Strawbaby, Ray, Shorty, Tsunade(sp?) JR, Ludmilla, Drusalla, Psycho, Rayne
Age: 14
Grade: 8
Label: I hate labels but I dont really have a choice do I? didnt think so: Punk, Dark Prep, wannabe Goth and Emo sometimes, Outcast in almost everything
Hair Color: Black, Red, dark brown, blonde tips, pale pink in light XDD
Eyes: Dark Brown/Black: Chestnut Height: Short...well shorter then my friends which are my cousins and brother XD
Race: Native, Scottish, Irish, Spanish...well lets just say I have mixed blood XD
Acts: Bipolar, serious, funny, fun, hyper, grouchy, tempermantel, shy, quiet etc
Likes: Computer, Hanging out, reading, listening to music, chatting with friends, Anime, Violence, Chocolate Ice-cream, freaking people out, Spicy food, Pizza, getting on peoples nerves, Staying up all night and sleeping all day, writing, candy (lollipops lol) and meat.
Dislikes: Being picked on cause I'm short, yelled at, talked down too, being told what to do, Players, Garlic, Drugs, Anyone who wakes me up when I stayed up all night, The Sun(altho I'm no Vampy...I wish XD), Britney Spears and Milk.
Faults: Lazy, can be an ice-cube for an unknown amount of time, weird, bipolar, talks to self, seems crazy, can be very anti-social(Save from Karlz and Reno), talks about things none-stop sometimes, takes insults to far, doesnt care about things most of the time, Anger management, Psycho, gets violent, rude, crude...and swears alot when really scared or mad
Reason's for nicknames for the hell of it:
Felix: ya know that black cat in kid stories? Felix The Cat? and then theres the DJ Felix Da House Cat...well atleast I think hes a DJ XD
Felsh: My mom gave it to me...
Strawberry Shortcake: I like starberries and cake and plus, that cartoon chick named Strawberry Shortcake chick XD
Strawbaby: Ichigo, from Bleach...I used to call him Strawbaby because the characters on Bleach say that 'doesn't Ichigo mean strawberry?' when it actually means 'Protecter'...so yeah...I started calling him Strawbaby XD
Rayne; The character Raine's based offa me XD
Shorty: I'm pretty much the shortest when it comes to me and my cousins and brother
Tsunade JR: Tsunade on Naruto has a BIG chest...so er...how do I say this...I have a big chest like her? XD lol well, thats what Jay said...XDD
Ludmilla: my dad said he was gonna name me this when I was born...
Drusalla: same as Ludmilla
Psycho: I get get really psycho when It comes to playing games and when I feel threatened or something XD
My Fears
DOLLS (Seriously, I hate them...for some reason my family always gets me the dolls with the eyes that follow you! I mean it, I hate those things, I always torture them too...lol)
CLOWNS (Yes...I hate clowns, I mean, I hate the ones that look creepy like the one on Supernatural, but I laugh at the ones that are corny, like the one on It)
THE GRUDGE (Yes...the Grudge, she's creepy looking and everyone who knows this NEVER and I mean NEVER lets me live this down...or try get over it)
GHOSTS (sometimes atleast...I mean I see ghosts everywhere I go and I think they follow me...) XD
Raine Wright (mostly spelled Rayne)
Age: Different ages
Sexual Perference: Straight
Hair: Mixed colors all over, short and to her chin.
Eyes: Brown/black: Brack.(Chestnut)
Height: On the short side, different heights but always the shortest out of the 4.
Race: Native, Scottish & Irish Figure: Sporty, petite, average.
Acts: Bipolar...serious, funny, fun, hyper, grouchy and she loves violence XD
Paired with: Julius, Jason, Jackson, Brandon
Called: Ray, Shorty, Shawty(added: Bang Bang) XD
Likes: Computer, candy (lollipops...), pop, junk food, walking, talking, chatting, writing stories, reading.
Dislikes: Being called short, vegetables, bugged about her appearance, being teased, being checked out and when Jade starts being all over-protective
Faults: Psycho, gets violent, rude, crude, bipolar, alot more.
Fave Quote: OMG Its a rainbow! Lets go let the pretty rainbow and poop out butterflies! -- YEAH!
For the hell of it, the MSN addy: blood_rayne7@hotmail.com
Renee Wright
Age: Different ages Hair: Mostly dark brown, but has blond, red and blue too. Long, to her elbows and pulled into a pony-tail or let loose mostly.
Sexual Perference: Straight
Eyes: Light/honey brown
Height: Second tallest out of the 4.
Race: Native, Irish, Scottish, White; Mom - Native, Irish & Scottish, Dad - Half Native, half White
Figure: Sporty, tall, thick, average. (Thick as in, thick hips and the 'ahem' other things...)
Acts: Girly-ish, sporty, like a jock, on the blond side, likes pink and...hates it when they bug her about her ass...haha XD
Paired with: Jackson and Jason
Called: Nay. Fatass, Reno Likes: Computer, soccer, basketball, playing sports, shopping, hanging out, fighting with her friends (IE: Wrestling and stuff), listening to music and watching TV.
Dislikes: Being flirted with, gawked at, bugged about her appearance (Eh...she's pretty) and when Jade starts trying to beat every guy up that's around them. Faults: Lazy, Doesn't give up fighting for herself, can easily beat anyone she wants to up ('Cough' Jade 'Cough'), Can be girly, a mix of being a jock and prep and kinda punk-ish and...is almost perfect (Except a few flaws...which this IS one since no ones perfect and yet she's almost perfect!)
Fave Quote:
Jaden Wright
Ages: Different ages.
Sexual Perference: Straight
Hair: Light brown, Blondish, red and blue too. Cut into a nerdy/emo hairstyle.
Eyes: Dark brown, black; Brack (Chestnut)
Height: 3rd tallest out of the 4.
Race: Native, Scottish & Irish
Figure: Tall-ish, kinda fit...not as fit as Renee or Raine though.
Acts: Sluggish, hates working out, loves playing video games and likes to any-kinda weapon fight.
Called: JayJay, Jay, V-JayJay
Paired with: Dari and Rose
Likes: To fight (Sometimes wins), anime, violence, bugging the girls, being annoying and just making up things to be funny/random. Dislikes: Being picked on, his sisters being checked out, yelled at, talked down too, people saying he's not funny and no anime.
Faults: Lazy, Likes anime too much, too over protective (Not as much as Jade), is a bit TOO annoying sometimes, goes emo for an unknown amount of time and is weird.
Fave Quote: I found Big-foot! -- Isn't that a sandel? -- Yeah but it's big!
Jade Wright
Age: Different ages
Sexual Perference: Bi
Hair: Different colors, Medium, a bit passed her shoulders/shoulder blades; pulled mostly into a pony-tail, sometimes a french-braid or pig-tails...let's just say she changes her hair-style almost all the time.
Eyes: Brack/chestnut
Height: The tallest out of the 4 Race: Native, Irish, Scottish, White; Mom - Native, Irish & Scottish, Dad - Half Native, half White
Figure: Eh, over-weight at first Acts: Bipolar, same as Raine. Can be a nerd/goth and emo sometimes.
Paired With: Jesse, Brandon and any random guy...or girl XD
Likes: Computers, reading, writing, spazzing on the guys' asses, checking guys out, kicking guys' asses for her sisters (Although sometimes...its not appreciated), chocolate ice-cream, her sword and being bipolar/crazy.
Dislikes: Dial up, getting writers block, when Renee or Raine stop her from fighting, bitter stuff, people saying she DOESN'T have a sword when she does, people saying she's normal (It's such an insult to her.)
Faults:Lazy, bipolar, too over protective, can get emo at times, hates preps and anything girly (Which is for some reason frowned upon by preps XD), Likes guy stuff like: Wrestling, sports, guitar (I mean...c'mon, you don't see many females playin it!) Talks to herself, seems crazy, is VERY anti-social (Save from Ray, Nay and Jay hehe...those all rhyme x) and hates chocolate (Not ice-cream!) (Which is also frowned upon by preps...XD)
Fave Quote: Scotland (Sounds really cool when Nay says it)
Dari D'rendi
Age: Different
Hair: Raven-black
Eyes: Emerald Green
Height: Average
Race: Italian; her dad is Italian and her mom is Caucasian
Figure: Slender
Acts: Basically bipolar except has restraint in areas; is calm and is very talented at a lot of things but can also be a bit girly when she wants to be; is very shy at first
Paried With: Jaden
Likes: Reading, talking, shopping, hanging out, drawing, eating and borrowing money from Jade
Hates: Being shy, talked down to and having Jade always stand up for her
Faults: Shy, kinda a Mary-Sue...that's basically it
Fave Quote: There she is, miss imperfect and there he is, mister perfect, are they destined to be? Let's see...she fell on her face and he walked by laughing but his friend helps her up.
Dimitra Blake
Age: different ages
Sexual Perference: Bi
Hair: dark red and to her waist
Eyes: kinda a yellowish gold
Heights: Always different but taller then the guys(and chickas) but two inches shorter then Martin.
Race: Vampire (Native, Asian: Mom - Asian, Dad - Native)
Figure: Tsunade figure JK JK hourgalss
Acts: Happy-go-lucky, flirtatious, funny, perverted
Paired With: Martin
Called: Dimi, Tray(Rayne), Queen Vampy and Cupid
Likes: to bug Martin, make Rayne blush(by saying soemthing about Julius XD), playing video games, bug Jackson about his obsession with Renee, annoy Rayne with Jason
Hates: The sun(doesnt really work on her though), Martin, getting hit by Rayne(hurts like hell! most of the time...), guys flirting with Rayne or Renee, losing to Jaden on a game, having Rayne flirting back to guys just to bug her.
Faults: obsession with games(much like Jaden), tempermental, way to happy go lucky sometimes, flirting gets to someone(Martin XD) and obsession with being McLovin
Fave Quote: If love is blind...then hate is fucking deaf!
MSN addy: hotheaad_vampire_queen@hotmail.com
Now the guys
Jackson Parker
Age: Different ages
Sexual Perference: Bi
Hair: Pitch black with different colors dyed into it, emo cut.
Eyes: Dark blue
Height: Different heights, all taller than Renee's
Race: White, Asian; Mom - Asian, Dad - White (Yes, he's half Asian, Nay)
Figure: Lanky, kinda muscular.
Acts: Punk, Rocker, flirtatious, funny
Paired with: Renee and possibly Dari or Rayne
Called: Hottie McHottie-son, "ya know that lead singer in the Darkest Purity, yeah, he's hot", Jack Swollows (Raine) and Jacky-chan
In: A band
Likes: To munch out on chips and salsa, watch music channels, flirt with Renee until Jade has a spazz attack and tries to attack him, playing the guitar, writing songs and Chocolate ice-cream.
Hates: When Jade actually attacks him, Pop music, Other guys flirting with Renee, having writers block and Cheese.
Faults: Gets jealous sometimes, acts kinda anti-social, talks about music or Renee too much, argues in everything...and hates it when Jade tells him what to do which results in arguing again.
Fave Quote: You cannot defeat the power of the emo!
MSN addy: bihottie_rockstar@hotmail.com
Julius Taylor
Age: Different ages
Sexual Perference: Bi
Hair: Blond, long emo cut
Eyes: Kinda jade green, a bit paler though.
Height: Different all the time
Race: Scottish, grew up in Canada though
Figure: Punk Rocker body, muscular (not so muscular that it shows when he wears tight shirts)
Acts: Punk rocker, funny, kinda odd and brotherly (To the girls)
Paired With: Rayne, Renee and Dari (maybe)
In: A band
Likes: When he's right, being the boss, watching music channels, writing music, Maple walnut ice-cream and playing bass guitar.
Hates: People who tell him he's wrong, being told what to do, having Jade and Renee interogate him almost everytime they're alone, pop music, being called emo, having writers block and extremely spicy stuff. Faults: Over-protective, weird, ice-cube sometimes, talks about music too much, practices music too much and argues a bit TOO MUCH!
Fave Quote: Talk to me about something I'll know or I'll get confused and sit down to think of it...and you may be waiting a while!
MSN addy: baddest_blond_emo@hotmail.com
Jason Miller
Age: different
Sexual Perference: Bi
Hair: Brown, spiked with blond tips
Eyes: Light blue mixed with blue (In between the two colors)
Height: Different all the time
Race: Caucasian
Figure: Same as Jackson
Acts: Same as Julius except he's not so brotherly (acts like he doesn't care...but he does...just has an odd way of showing it)
Paired With: Renee, Rayne, Megan and Dari
In: A band
Likes: Anything that has to do with music, playing drums, eating pizza, getting on Jade's nerves (He's evil...bad Jason!), writing and teasing Raine and Renee.
Dislikes: Getting hit by Jade (Cause she's mean...), people dissing drums and saying its easy to do (Cause it's so not), players, having writers block and garlic.
Faults: Music talk...too much, likes making mini-drum sets out of cups and stuff while playing it with a couple of spoons, teases WAY too much and is weird.
Fave Quote: You can take the dog out of the fight but you can't take the fight out of the dog
MSN addy: spikey_punchout@hotmail.com
Jesse Warrens
Age: Different, always older than Jackson, Jason and Julius
Sexual Perference: Bi
Hair: Shaggy brown, red in light, to his ears
Eyes: Dark chocolate brown
Height: 1 inch taller than Jade (Can you say: 'Awkward!')
Race: Caucasian and Irish, Mom - Irish; grew up in Canada
Figure: Kinda muscular and tall
Acts: Goes through different phases, but the punk rocker phase is almost always there.
Paired With: Jade, Dari or Madison
In: A band
Likes: Chocolate mint ice-cream, writing, punk shit, staying up late and sleeping through the day, being lead singer and being manager.
Hates: Coffee, drugs, people calling him a nerd (Just cause he has to wear glasses when he reads...gosh!), getting writers block, Jade insisting she should be manager, anyone who wakes him during the day after a long night of staying up during which he munches on chips and pop while watching old TV shows and things that are bitter.
Faults: Bipolar...changes phases way too fast for anyone to keep up with, gets too ingrossed in his writing, takes his job too seriously, gets too offended when someone comments on his glasses and is weird, also...he likes to stay up all night and is kinda unreliable to meet up with on time.
Fave Quote: That woulda hurt...If my ego wasn't so big! (Hannah Montannah)
MSN addy: jess_w_jade4ever@hotmail.com
Martin Evans
Age: Different, mostly A LOT older from being a vampire.
Sexual Perference: Straight
Hair: Long, platinum blond with white-ish streaks.
Eyes: Crimson red
Height: Always 2 inches taller than Jade.
Race: White and Japanese; Dad - white, mom - Japanese
Figure: Slender, muscular and he has wings...black feathery wings...so pretty XD and he's tall
Acts: Average, can be cold and distant or can be happy OR can be blood-thirsty!
Paired With: Jade or Dimitra
Likes: Blood (der), Jade (Weirdo), black, leather (hehe), flying around with his pretty wings, scaring Jade by appearing in front of her and seeing her almost fall over and just being a vampire.
Hates: The sun, garlic (Although...it doesn't really work on him), things that look like stakes, white, cotton, Jade glaring him and ignoring him (Hurts his feelings XD) and milk.
Faults: Anger management, can kill you in a blink of an eye, tries to act mysterious but ends up being annoying, kinda has stalker qualities and doesn't care what Jade does to him as long as she's with him. (I know...weirdo alert XD)
Fave Quote: In her mind she fantasize about gettin with me, they hating on me, they wanna diss, diss. (Kiss-Kiss by Chris Brown, yeah, he likes the song)
Other thing about him, he will sometimes be human in a story and when that happens, his hair is black and his eyes are black too...he still hates and likes everything the same though (And yes...even the blood)
NEW CHARACTERS!
Anthony Gawa
Age: Always different
Sexual Perference: Straight
Hair: Short and black
Eyes: Dark brown
Height: Taller then Rayne and slighty taller then Jaden
Race: Native, both parents
Figure: Skinny but kinda jocky Called: Anny, Tony, Mista Flirt(Rayne), Antony Acts: speaks mind, jokes alot, teases etc.
Paired With: Rose
Likes: borrowing money from Jaden or Rayne, obsession with flirting and checking out girls with Jaden, kinda a player, flirts a little too much, getting hit by Rayne or Jade and obsession with games.
Kally-Rose Blake
Age: Different ages but always the same age as Jaden
Sexual Perference: Straight
Hair: dyed purple with lavender streaks
Eyes: black
Height: different but always the same height as Rayne
Race: Irish, Native - Mom - Irish, Dad - Native
Figure: Hourglass (Now we know why Anny likes her...almost XDD)
Acts: Crazy, funny, sarcastic, sadistic(With rayne), bipolar but has control sometimes
Paired with: Anthony or Jaden
Called: Rosa, Ro-Ro, Stevie, Rovin, Venny, Rosie Posie Oise, Rosie
Likes: Going perverted with Jade and Rayne, being psycho with Rayne and dragging Rayne around getting her to try on clothes, playing games with Jaden and Anny
Hates: being flirted with, people flirting with Rayne(She wants Rayne with Julius or jason XD) Jade, Renee or Rayne hitting her(hurts her feelings...) and Jaden or Anny not paying atention to her (She's crushing on them 'nods')
Faults: Beats up or insults the girls that flirt with Anny or JayJay, gets way to perverted or psycho with Rayne, flirts with Julius or Jason to bug Rayne, plays matchmaker a little to much and pretty much beats guys up with Ray or Jay or cheers them on lol
Fave Quote: Sticks and Stones can break your bones but Failure wil get you killed
MSN addy: independent_pyscho_dudette@hotmail.com
Scott Wright
Age: Differnet ages but always younger then Rayne, Jade and em
Sexual Perference: Straight or Bi...I'm not sure anymore XD
Hair: Short and black
Eyes: The color of Huckilberries (I think thats how ya spell it)
Height: Always Different
Acts: bratty, bossy, posssesive, hyper active
Figure: Jocky
Called: Scotty, Otty, Scott-Scott
Likes: Games, getting what he wants, making his sister Rayne get him things, staying up all night playing his games, beating Payton in games, watching TV and eating junk food
Hates: Rayne not getting him anything, not getting what he wants, being grounded, cut off his games, Rayne, Jade, Renee or Jaden beating him, Rayne hitting him or someone wakaing him up after staying up all night playing games Faults: Obsseion with games alot, being a major brat, trying to be a know-it-all and nobody paying attention to him
Fave Quote:
Payton Wright (Sometimes spelled Peyton)
Age: Always different but always younger then Scott
Sexual Perference: Straight
Hair: redish brown
Eyes: Brown with a hint of green if ya look closely
Height: Different heights
Acts: Hyperactive, funny, kinda annoying, doesnt really pay any attention
Called: Pet, Bay. Pay, Mech, Mech-Mach, Ge'e (said as Gee-ee)
Likes: Games, playing mind games with you, hiding things away, watching TV, playing mind games With Rayne to confuse her, torturing Julius and Jason about Rayne and bugging Jade about Jesse
Hates: Julius, Jason and Jesse, getting hit by Rayne, Scott or Jaden, having Rayne 'flirt' with Julius or Jason(He's a protective little brother lol)
Faults: Protects family a little too much, teases or insults Julius, Jason and Jesse a little to much and likes to beat Scott up a little TOO MUCH
Fave Quote:
Leon Blake
Age: Different, but always the same age as Sethastion(Sethastion's his twin XD)
Sexual Perference: Gay(or bi...)
Hair: Fiery Red
Eye's: Aquamarine
Height: Always different but an inch taller then Jade
Acts: Most the the time a gentlemen, kind sweet, just you're all around sweet guy XD
Paired With: Rayne and Brandon?
Called: Leo, L (XD)
Likes: Strawberry ice-cream, bugging Rayne and Rose, popping out of no-where when Rayne or Sethastion get in a fight, solving Math problems(Rose: NERD!) helping people...That's about it XDD
Dislikes: Sluts, Snobs, criminals, drugs, cats (Rayne: GASP!) guys flirting with Rayne, Rose and Dimitra, things involving guys and Rayne(XD)
Faults: WAY over-protective, has blonde moments...I can't think of anything else that are his faults XDD
Fave Quote: Your on crack arent you...? -- WHAT! How could you say that! -- Your acting weird... -- I AM NOT AN CRACK!...I'm on sugar BWAUHAHA -- No comment
Sethastion Blake
Age: different but always the same age as Leon (Twins...yeah)
Sexual Perference: Gay
Hair: Red (notice Leo's F Red and Seth's just Red?)
Eye's: Aquamarine Height: Different but always two inches taller then Jade, one inch taller then Leon
Acts: Flirtatious, funny, daredevil, kinda odd
Paired With: Aaron
Called: Sethie(Rayne), Seth, "Hey, you see that idiot over there?...yeah he's hot" XD
Likes: Bubble-gum ice-cream, playing pranks on Rayne, Rose and Dimitra, annoying them, checking out guys(XD)
Dislikes: Guy's flirting with Rose and Dimitra, not being the center of attention(meaning he wants the guys and girls ...mostly guys...pay attention to him XD)
Fave Quote: Yeah...I know I'm hot -- Uh...I don't care Sethie -- GASP! But you have to care! your my best friend! -- Since when was I your best friend? -- Since now?
OTHER CHARACTERS!
Aaron Gawa (Related to Anthony, Rayne, JayJay, Scott and Peyt)
Beth Callahan
Kyle Callahan (Related to Beth Callahan and paired with Kayleigh)
Kayleigh (Jay and Nays sister)
Jasmine (Jay and Nays other sister)
Conner (Jay and Nays brother)
Drew (Jay and Nays other brother)
Scott (Ray and JayJays brother)
Peyton (Ray and JayJays other brother)
Hunter (Scott, Peyton, Rayne and JayJays cat)
Nick Johnson (Related to Steven Johnson and paired with Jasmine)
Steven Johnson (Nicks older brother and paired with Beth)
I'm gonna put all of the characters whole names cause I'm bored and the MSN addy's for the hell of it..if they have one lol XDD
Aaron Logan Gawa - my_boyfriend_thinks_im_crazy@hotmail.com
Anthony Athrun Gawa - @hotmail.com
Beth Eliza Callahan - @hotmail.com
Brandon Sheldon Warren - brand_warren9@hotmail.com
Conner _ Sanders -
Dimitra Sophia Blake - hothead_vampire_queen@hotmail.com
Dari Marie D'rendi - this shall be left for I am not sure if she wants her addy on here XD
Drew _ Sanders
Hunter Killer Panther (XDDD The cat)
Jaden Daisuke Wright
Julius Trevor Taylor - baddest_blond_emo@hotmail.com
Jackson Alexander Parker - bihottie_rockstar@hotmail.com
Jason Christopher Miller - spikey_punchout@hotmail.com
Jesse Ryan Warren - jess_w_jade4eveer@hotmail.com
Jasmine Raven Sanders
Jade Brian Wright
Kyle Keith Callahan
Kally-Rose Juliet Blake (Rose) - independent_psycho_dudette@hotmail.com
Kayleigh _ Sanders
Leon Jeffrey Blake
Martin _ Evens
Nick James Johnson
Peyton Philip Wright
Rayne Lolita Wright - blood_rayne7@hotmail.com
Renee _ Wright
Sethastion Xander Blake
Stephen Dukes Johnson
Scott Trey Wright
and thats all of them...XD I'm really bored and at school LMAO
IMPORTANT! Sorry dudes(Doubtfully) and Dudettes but I am not gonna be updating anything but I will make one shots for you to be entertained! I am at the moment rewriting Kiss Me IN The Rain, there will be a lemon or lime in it! I am not sure XD
RANDOMNESS! YAY!
Select my name and press ALT + F4, and then, after doing that, when you've figured out what ALT + F4 does, glare intently at the computer screen.
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
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Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
You're intoxicated by my very presence
Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, cursed, or both.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!
Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good...
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.
All the good ones are either gay, married, taken, or fictional characters in books or movies.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.
“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" or "Dang, we screwed up."
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days...
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shiz up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shiz, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
There is no "I" in team but I do all the work anyways cause the others are too lazy...
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
This is a true story of something that happened just a few years ago at USC.
There was a professor of philosophy there who was a deeply committed atheist.
His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester to prove that God couldn't exist.
His students were always afraid to argue with him because of his impeccable logic.
Sure, some had argued in class at times, but no one had ever really gone against him because of his reputation.
At the end of every semester on the last day, he would say to his class of 300 students, 'If there is anyone here who still believes in Jesus, stand up!'
In twenty years, no one had ever stood up. They knew what he was going to do next. He would say, 'Because anyone who believes in God is a fool'.
If God existed, he could stop this piece of chalk from hitting the ground and breaking. Such a simple task to prove that He is God, and yet He can't do it.'
And every year, he would drop the chalk onto the tile floor of the classroom and it would shatter into a hundred pieces.
All of the students would do nothing but stop and stare.
Most of the students thought that God couldn't exist. Certainly, a number of Christians had slipped through, but for 20 years, they had been too afraid to stand up.
Well, a few years ago there was a freshman who happened to enroll.
He was a Christian, and had heard the stories about his professor.
He was required to take the class for his major, and he was afraid. But for three months that semester, he prayed every morning that he would have the courage to stand up no matter what the professor said, or what the class thought..
Nothing they said could ever shatter his faith...he hoped.
Finally, the day came! The professor said, 'If there is anyone here who still believes in God, stand up!' The professor and the class of 300 people looked at him, shocked, as he stood up at the back of the classroom.
The professor shouted, 'You FOOL!!'
If God existed, he would keep this piece of chalk from breaking when it hit the ground!'
He proceeded to drop the chalk, but as he did, it slipped out of his fingers, cut off his shirt cuff, onto the pleat of his pants, down his leg, and off his shoe. As it hit the ground, it simply rolled away unbroken. The professor's jaw dropped as he stared at the chalk. He looked up at the young man, and then ran out of the lecture hall.
The young man who had stood, proceeded to walk to the front of the room and shared his faith in Jesus for the next half hour. 300 students stayed and listened as he told of God's love for them and of His power through Jesus.
You have 2 choices:
1. Delete this and never look at it again.
2. Pass this along to your Christian and non-Christian friends, giving them encouragement we all need every day.
When you choose option 2, you have chosen to STAND UP.
Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell..
If you want to say you've escaped from prison (coughschoolcough) then copy and paste the above in your profile, while adding a random three-digit number, and either A, B, C, or D. (A= Mass murderer, B=Crazy, C=Cannibal, and D=Stalker)
A-C-D
Prisoner: 667
Cellblock: F/C
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry.
"Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. you go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. and now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did pplz.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you're freakin tired of this stupid war and think that we should bring our troops back then copy and paste this on your profile..
I shall hunt you to the ends of the Earth and roast your carcass over perdition's flames"
"I shall kill you at night, rip your head off and sell it on Ebay!"
"Run, boy, run. Run for your life. I'm a track star…"
"Mess with the best; Die like the rest!"
"Satan said my way of killing was too gory, wanna find out why?"
"No one ignores me and LIVES!"
"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"
It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.
I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...
I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.
Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls!
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!
You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty...just drink it and get on with your life.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are insane and love it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile
98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.
If you have ever ran into a door (glass or wood), copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.
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