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Author has written 14 stories for Humor, Supernatural, Life, General, Romance, Love, Fantasy, and General. I love writning. It helps me escape into my own little world where things always go the way I don't want them to and everyone is blissfully unaware...oh wait a second...that's reality...hang on a minute...Ignore that... My poetry is what I write to bridge the gap in my stories( which is generally when the plot bunny escapes its cage and I don't feel like chasing it...) I don't come up with my characters out of nowhere. They live out their lives in my mind and I act as their biographer. I cannot make them do anything, they just ignore me and won't take the assistance of any plot bunny that I throw their way. So I write what I see and sometimes it turns out right and sometimes it doesn't, but people have free will so who am I to judge? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I am the shadow that stalks the day, a lone..." The door opens, my mother enters, turning on the light. "Hon, why are you sitting here in the dark?" She thinks I'm crazy...I'm not though! I swear it! "Mommmm...go away! I'm entrancing the populace!" Shoves mother out of the room and turns light back off and continues "I can teach you to bottle fame and, wait, this isn't my monologue! Damnit!" Things I've said: "When your world turns upside down, do a hand stand and all will be well...Until the blood rushes to your head and you fall over...But if you're lucky, you'll always have someone there to catch you." "Whatever floats your boat will likely inspire others to sink it" .../) /) That is Deck my plot bunny for "Utterly Deceptive Twaddle Speak" .../) /) This one is Betch she's the plot bunny of "Lovely, innit?" | |||||||||
1. Romeo and Juliet For the Fail Love for the WinThis is a collection of poems and stories. They will range from tragic to romantic with an occasional romantic comedy thrown in.Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-8-08 - Published: 10-8-082. Utterly Deceptive Twaddle Speak » reviewsThis is a tale of... actually I'm not gonna tell you... Read PLEASE! I promise that there's a 50 50 chance you'll like itRomance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 7-8-073. Screw You Romeo reviewsRead it. You'll understand. It needs no explanation.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-6-08 - Published: 10-6-084. Drowned reviewsI don't know why I wrote this. I don't know what I think of it. But I figured that someone out there would understand it.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 3-15-085. Untitled As Yet reviewsGood versus Evil. Love. War. Hate. Family.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-7-08 - Published: 3-7-086. Lovely, innit? » reviewsThis is the story of a very odd girl, well woman really... She's an overstressed college student that ran over a celebrity...and is now being stalked by said celebrity...R&R!nd It is linked to Utterly Deceptive & takes place at the same timeRomance - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-3-08 - Published: 7-23-077. Raincloud of DOOM! DOOM I say! » reviewsThis story parodies life and fiction alike. No one I know of is spared, no prisoners taken...and no offense is meant. I shall tackle every cliche I know and beat the Mary Sue out of it! Don't think for a minute that anything is safe...General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-16-08 - Published: 8-4-078. Grounded » reviewsI am an Angel.And because no one truly understands my genius, I've been grounded...which means only one thing..Earth..eww..shudders... Tag along and watch as I attempt to live on Earth, Caution: This is random and often fluffy, There is a plot...somewhereSupernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-8-08 - Published: 4-10-079. Death By Chocolate reviewsAhh, chocolate, my one true love! But ho! I am betrayed!Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-31-07 - Published: 7-31-0710. Being Homeless is like Hell, only colder reviewsThis is the story of a homeless girl and her life. It'll be written as a series of one shots, please read and review! Remember: Reviews are Love!General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-29-07 - Published: 5-29-0711. Attack of the Muffin Monsters! reviewsThis is a little oneshot from the mind of a genius...ME! Anyway read it, you might like it...I hope...Reviews are love!Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-14-07 - Published: 5-14-0712. Apparently Fate Has Plans For Me Oh Joy! reviewsThis is the story of a girl. She did not cry a river and drown the whole world, but instead fell face first into love with a vampire, and the King of them at that! This is her story, one of Life, Death, and Afterlife.Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-6-07 - Published: 5-6-0713. Summer Reigns reviewsIt is our senior year and we are just trying to stay as attached at the hip as we have always been. This is what I wrote, after thinking about the inevitable moment we leave each other. But this is to my hope that we'll be friends forever...Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-3-07 - Published: 5-3-0714. The Smite Button reviewsJust a random drabble about smiting people. Not for the humorless.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-9-07 - Published: 4-9-07
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