I'll apologize right now for disappearing. I know that not many people read my poetry, but I can still be sorry.
My name is Bailey and I'm in highschool... I really do love hot vanilla smoothies from Tim Hortons and dark chocolate. My favorite classes are Science, English and Band. I'm also theatre, technical and otherwise, and 4N6 after school. I hate all types of math...except physics which I know is strange. I'm a swimmer because I trip over myself and air in any other sport except soccer. I live primarily at school for swimming, band and plays. I'm usually a bit sleepy-headed. I'm a night owl. Whoot! I'm probably the whitest mexican indian you will ever talk to. I hate rap. Rap = No me gusta! I will beta for anyone who asks me to!
So, kind of a recap with more information.
Name- Bailey
Age-18
Hair- Bright red currently.
Skin tone- Umm, white...completely white like paper.
Eye color- Blue-hazel
Favorite animes- Sailor Moon (-sigh- Yes I know I'm immature), Hellsing, Gundam Wing, Wolf's Rain, .hack//sign, Naruto (Not dubbed) and some others.
Other shows and movies I enjoy- X-men, Buffy, Spirited Away, The Cat Returns, Dances With Wolves, Happy Feet, and others of course.
Books- I like sci/fi, adventure, and drama... no romance.
Did I miss anything? If I did e-mail me and I'll answer you.
Oh, special shout out to PocoSnow15 as my first reviewer ever!
Murphy is my hero so naturally I have some of his laws.
~No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
~The other line always moves faster.
~In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
~If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
~When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
~In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.
~In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
~The chances of the bread landing butter side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
~If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
From Troutman
~Profanity is the one language understood by all programmers
~If a test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent systems will malfunction
Weinberg's second law
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
Gumperson
The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability
Harvard's law as applied to computers
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity and other variables, the computer will do as it damn well pleases.
Rule of accuracy
When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
Westheimer's Rule
~To estimate the time it takes to do a task: estimate the time you think it should take, multiply by two and change the unit of measure to the next highest unit. Thus, we allocate two days for a one hour task.
And Flap's Law
Any inanimate object, regardless of its position, configuration or purpose, may be expected to perform at any time in a totally unexpected manner for reasons that are either entirely obscure or else completely mysterious.
That's all for now.
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