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spinkle22
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since: 04-09-07, id: 563437
Author has written 5 stories for Humor, Young Adult, Life, and Western.

Right, first things first: my name is Rach. I'm 13 years old and my height depends on who I'm standing next to. Got green eyes and brown hair and an annoying fly buzzing around my head as I'm writing this.

I enjoy reading a lot but I only enjoy writing if it's fiction. English is probably one of the most boring lessons we do at school, but that's only because all we do is essays. Science used to be OK but now it's way too stressful. I'm OK as in cleverwise - I'm at the about average in all the top sets (if that makes sense).

I love my bed, my piano, my music, my artwork and just about everyone I know. At least I don't hate anyone.

I love jokes, so if you've got any then hey! I'm open! Will just about laugh at anything! Even this one: Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went through a gate and turned into a field! Ha! Or have you heard the joke about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well. Ha! Classic!

OK, sorry, I'll stop now. Ah, those ones never fail to make me laugh.

I think people nowadays don't know what music is. Honestly! All this "R&B" rubbish does my head in. Also all that computer created stuff like dance music... argh! And people who either can't sing so they cover it up by shouting or can sing but just do rubbish music. I won't mention any names (e.g. Fergie, Sugababes, Nelly Furtado, Beyonce, NeYo, Christina Aguilera's new stuf (the old stuff was good), Pussycat Dolls, 50 Cent, Jack Johnson).

Don't get me started on The Kooks.

I like mild rock. Not heavy metal stuff, but especially the old ones. For example, Bryan Adams, Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, Kelly Clarkson, basically all the people who actually take more than 20 mintutes writing their songs. I may appear very picky, but I only listen tor eal music (no offence).

Anyway, sorry, forgot this isn't a music website! So, writing. I like comedy but I get bored with romance so much. I like stories that have a lot going on but don't get too confusing.

I also like stories which have a number of main characters other than just one or two, because then I don't get bored of that person.

Anyway, thats me, just about. Birthday's in June, so anything thats not related to any of the awful 'bands' or 'singers' I have mentioned above will be appreciated. Only joking, you don't have to get me anything really.

See ya! Rach :D




1. Ain't Thought of Title Yet But Suggestions Welcome reviews
Two neighbouring towns have been at constant rivalry for as long as anyone can remember. But when one of them takes a small child from the other as a hostage, her sister and four of her friends will stop at nothing to get the child back...
Western - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-18-08 - Published: 2-18-08
2. The Giant WheelEating Ladder » reviews
It's just an ordinary day at school for Andy when something very strange turns up in the field...
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-11-07 - Published: 4-16-07
3. SnipSnop the Silly Pair of Scissors reviews
SnipSnop was a very vain pair of scissors until he learnt his lesson read to find out how! Inspired by the pair of scissors next to my keyboard.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-30-07 - Published: 4-30-07
4. Life is Like a Road
Different paths of life, just basically summarized.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-20-07 - Published: 4-20-07
5. Oh, the Irony of it All reviews
Worms have feelings too.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-18-07 - Published: 4-18-07
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