Yo! I'm not really sure what to write in here... So I guess I can kinda describe myself...

Name: Vimuku (there is no way I'm giving my real name ... its so... meh...)

Age: Well, it changes each year so yeah...

Gender: Um, well, if it were up to me, I'd saaaaaaay... FEMALE!! XD

Personality: People say I'm crazy, but that's not true!! People say I'm perverted, but that's not true either!! People say I'm a liar, but that's, well... that might be true... xDDDD

Likes: Chocolate is my passion. And anime. And video games. And movies. And writing. And my dog. And the beach. And yaoi. And Kakashi. And Gaara. And Cloud Strife. And Histugaya. And, ok, I'll stop here...

Dislikes: Uh, this is kinda hard. I guess I just don't like things that I don't like? O_O; (gee that's really obvious...)

Hobbies: Reading manga, writing (duh), swimming, watching movies, watching anime, and playing video games... _

Fanfiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1062580/ (Yesh, I write fanfics =3)

Contact: If you want to talk about random things, just add me to your buddy list on either AIM or MSN... my screenname for AIM is PervyHermit and for MSN its vimuku@hotmail.com

I'd love it if people can give me some good advice because I'm still pretty much a noob!

Quotes are Fun...

The fearless are merely fearless. Those who act in spite of their fear are truly brave.

If I don't grip the sword I cannot protect you. If I do grip the sword I cannot embrace you.

If you prey on the old, you're a coward. If you prey on the young, you're just pathetic. If you prey on the weak, you're even weaker. But if you prey on my friends, you're history.

It would be easier to reshape a mountain than to reshape human will.

"We cannot choose how we begin our lives, but we can have the courage to take the final step." - Fearless

It's interesting to see that intentions and deeds are often strangers.

Perhaps the farthest part of the sky is clearest, so we may always strive to reach it. - Rurouni Kenshin

It's strange to see that people talk constantly, but they never say a single thing.

They cannot cage my soul for she has freed it.

It is far better to be exhausted from success than to be rested from failure.

When you are sad, I will dry your tears. When you are scared, I will comfort your fears. When you are worried, I will give you hope. When you are confused, I will help you cope. When you are lost and can't see the light, I will be your beacon shining ever so bright. This is my oath, I shall pledge until the end. You ask why? Becasue you are my friend.

"We are not here because we are free... We are here because we are not free..." - Mr. Smith, The Matrix

"I got lucky..." "Naw, I got a dog named Lucky. He's got one eye and no nuts." - Ghost Rider

"She was too bubbly and I'm just too horny. It wouldn't work out."

"What time is it?... ITS TIME TO GET SEXY!! XDDD"

Emo is short for emotional. Not suicidal.

If you say gullible really slowly, it sounds like lemons. XD

"We're not retreating, we're advancing in a different direction!"

"Its a tough job but somebody's got to do it! So good luck on that..."

If life hads you an apple, they've run out of lemons.

I have a Karaoke CD, and I'm not afraid to use it.

... hmmm...impossible iz nuthin...cuz nuthinz impossible...itz the possibilitiez tht make all the possiblez impossible...wich iz impossible itself... O_o?

"If we bottle your luck, we'd have a weapon of mass desruction on our hands." - Eclipse

What were they thinking when they made M&Ms Minis? Did someone just bite into an M&M and think, "Ya know...I just can't finish this."

SuBliminal messages are sOo popular right noW; though The credit Obviously goes to ME.

I got these from Teioke Sheay's profile!! (No, this is not a quote)

"I care... sorta... not really..."

" It's almost like we know what we're doing. "

" Hey ! That almost makes sense.."

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is I know nothing... - Socrates

Wise men talk because they have something to say, fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just have one thing to say to the authors of that study: Duh.

I am realistic - I expect miracles.

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

For fast acting relief try slowing down.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.

Though friendship is not quick to burn, it is explosive stuff.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

"I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.”

"I can imagine a world where there is only peace; there is no war, famine, or sickness. I can also imagine us bombing that world because they wouldn't expect a thing."

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. ~Rodney Dangerfield

“If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.” could be implying 1 of 2 things...

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that.

When a crush crushes you a good friend will comfort you, but a best friend will go up to him and yell "It's because you're Gay, isn't it!!" in his face.

In retrospect, Blue's Clues isn't very educational. It teaches kids to talk to inanimate objects because they can and will talk back to you.

People are boring. They are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of your lives learning to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years being told to sit down and shut up

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." -relatively low flying jets, that is

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."

"Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."

"The evening news always opens by them saying 'Good evening' and then proceeding to tell you exactly why it isn't."

Copying and Pasting xDDD

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile!
By Order of chelsea-chee

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
By Order of MelanieStar

There are only 10 kinds of people.

Those who understand binary and those who don't ...

if you understood this then copy&paste this into your profile, demanded by none other than Teioke Sheay herself.

If your family has issues then you pass, if it doesn't then your a liar b/c over half the familys in the U.S. have family problems. If you feel and/or know this is true then copy and paste this into your profile demanded by Teioke Sheay.

If you are a sorry excuse for a person and just want to feel like your apart of something or are just plain bored out of your mind then copy&paste this into your profile. Demanded by Teioke Sheay herself who wrote this to see how many people would actually do that.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination. (Nope!!) Copy and paste this just cause he's cute.

-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! GaaraandAikoforever, LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeIs it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name aven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, inspired122, Kasumi18, Rawr I'm Gonna Eat You, Missyserena214, yinyanglover, krakengirl, crying-blood666, MissWhiteandNerdy, Vimuku

Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. Therefore, weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are afraid of five things and want to tell the world but most people thought your fears were stupid, copy this onto your profile, add five things of your own that you're afraid of, and add your name to the list. Natsyourlord, Flower of the Desert, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Mellie11, Neogirl2004, Vimuku (Bugs, disease, having no technology whatsoever, having no porn whatsoever, having no gay porn whatsoever, and celery)

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Shikamaru fan girl (or boy), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're tired of copying and pasting, copy and paste this in your profile.

These two poems are the saddest things I've ever read...

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!

Notices:

None at the moment. XD