FLAME RETARDANT (that means that I don't care about getting flamed...in fact, I DARE YOU TO FLAME ME!!!)
Alrighty, so I'm here because I love to write. I hope that's a reasonable enough reason. Sometimes I get writer's block, and so I bring my friend to help me write. We're a little weird, and we enjoy parody more than angst. We also like satire and comedy as opposed to tragedy. Romance gets overrated (although I will admit that I do write my share of it...sometimes).
Anyway, I also like to read, so you'll probably hear from me if I like your story (or if I have a few suggestions for you). Don't take criticism personally; I won't flame you, I'll just tell you what could be fixed.
Right, I also love to draw, act, sing, play the trumpet, write poetry, play the piano, fish, hike, go on trips, and play around on the French horn. (These are all things I do quite well).
I hate math. Ah, good, now that we've got that out of the way, I'll let you get back to your lives.
-M. Forthe
P.S. If you didn't already get the hint, flamer people (and if you're still reading this), get a life.
P.P.S. If you've read my first story, you'll notice that not only is it NOT parody or comedy, it's angst and tragedy. Just because I wrote it, doesn't mean I have to like the style it's in. Oh well. It came to me, I wrote it, and I posted it.
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