Hello and welcome to my lair of evil, I have absolutely nothing interesting to say, so onward... I also have an account on fanfiction.net. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1218905/ please visit.
Also feel free to visit my website: www.freewebs.com/itookyourhamburger
Name: Yes, I have one of those.
Age: Yes I have one of those.
Description: Um, I think I have one of those.
Sex: Um, no comment.
Favorite T.V show: Yes, I have one of those.
Favorite Book: Yes, I have one of those.
Favorite Food: Yes, I have one of those.
Hobbies: Yup, I have a few of those too.
Ultimate goal in life: Become the supreme dictator of the universe. (Everyone who knows me agrees that this is the right career path for me).
Favorite Ships: I dont do ships.
Stories published: yeah, I've got some of them.
Favorite quote: Come to the dark side, we have cookies. - I dont remember where I found this.
THIS SHOULD BE MORE ABOUT THE STORIES THAN THE AUTHOR, SO, READ MY STORIES, THEN WE CAN ALL SIT AROUND AND BASK IN THEIR AWESOMNESS.
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(")_(") Yes, this is the bunny. And he will take over the universe, one fanfiction profile at a time.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (Too many times...)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. (I do this almost every day...)
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile. (Every day...)
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If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you think that Mickey Mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.
If you know that all children's show hosts are either high or pedophiles, you are at least a low-average thinking level. Copy this into your profile.
If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile. (Why can't they share? It's so @#$ed up!)
If you realize that Hollister is a paradigm of the mass over-corporation of our world and the pathetic teenaged need for labels, copy this into your profile.
If you understood that, copy this into your profile.
If you are having fun reading this, copy it into your profile.
If you are glad this is over, you know what to do!
On more thing - 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would laugh, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Y'know, about 75 percent of all statistics found on fanfiction.net are false. And only about 64 percent of all users realize this, if you are one of the more intelligent 36 percent, copy this into your profile.
And now for the random collection of quotes which I will randomly place here as I randomly find them.
"Where's the milk, damn-it?" -------Jake Morgandorffer, from Daria
"Forget cake, let them eat twinkies!" me, on a 4-H trip.
Patrick: I'm mad.
SpongeBob: What's the matter, Patrick?
Patrick: I can't see my forehead. ---SpongeBob SquarePants
Saphira: If anything happens, I'm going to pin you to my back and never let you off.
Eragon: I love you too.
Brom: This is the letter "A". Learn It!
"I don't have low self-esteem. I have low esteem for others." ---Daria Morgandorffer, from Daria
"L...M...Q...squiggly line." ----Rocko, from Rocko's Modern Life
Boy: Jane, you ran like the wind!
Daria: Have you ever heard her break wind?
Jane: DARIA!!!! -----Daria
Quotes from Radio Free Rosco, that show was awesome, may it live on
: If you don't know where you're going either, take us along for the ride. You can drive. We'll bring the snacks.
Lily: It's girl stuff. Secret girl stuff.
Travis: You don't know what that is, do you?
Lily: Not a clue. (me neither...)
Ray: This is war! (storms away, then comes back) Guys this would have been a lot more effective if you would've come with me.
Kim: I didn't do that.
PW: Right and I'd look good with a belly button ring.
Ray: Is one of you delinquents going to tell me what Waller-land is really like; I'm a good boy.
Travis: It's burned into my brain. On his desk is a snowglobe and inside is a tiny Roscoe High, and he shakes it and he shakes it--
Ray: Okay, that's enough, that's enough. I don't want to know any more.
PW: I can yodel, people. Don't make me prove it.
Leon (talking about being Smog): I'm really the unsung hero.
Ray: Unsung hero? Get real. You hardly ever talk. You push buttons-- a monkey could do that!
Travis (overhearing the comment): Nice, very nice.
Ray: I meant a smart monkey, the ones that wear top hats.
Ray: Ow, you already whacked me for that once.
Lily: It was a 5-whack offence.
Lily: And by the way, if you call me again, I will tell everyone you played with a doll until you were six.
Robbie: It was a female action figure.
Lily: With a dream house? Please.
Maggie: A little something I like to call B and E.
Ray: Waller banned bacon and eggs? Man, where does this guy get off?
Robbie: So if you were Lily or Ray, where would you look for duct tape?
Travis: If I were Ray, probably some place called the Duct Tape Store.
Ray: How could a guy named Strong not want to arm wrestle? That's like Tom Cruise not wanting to go... sailing.
Ray: And then we fashioned primitive nunchucks from silverware and battled to the death right there at the table.
Robbie: It was both savage and beautiful.
Travis: Did you know the word 'fan' is derived from the word 'fanatic'?
Ray: Did you know the word 'Travis' is derived from the word 'banjo-head'?
Travis (to Ray while painfully gripping Ray's shoulder): Haven't I told you before don't ever, ever call me 'Swami'?
Robbie: You like the drummer dude?
Principal Waller (to Travis): You're the new mascot.
Travis: No, Principal Waller give me a detention, suspension, put me in the hole, anything but this.
Robbie: Besides, blame Travis.
Travis: What? No, blame your irrational fear of fake hair.
Robbie: Dirty fake hair!
Travis (to self): What do normal people talk about? (I've been wondering the same thing...)
Robbie: We got a problem?
Travis: Yeah, our transmitter bites.
Ray: No need to get all high-tech on us.
?: The march of the honour students was cancelled today when one of the students got sick and the other didn't want to march alone.
Smog: In a similar move, a class will no longer be called a 'period'. It'll be dubbed the more enthusiastic 'exclamation point'.
Ray: Just remember you are now part of the elite group of students who call the back of the class home. Some of us are jokesters, some of us are jocks practising their autographs, and some of us are moody loners.(And some of us are future rulers of the universe, Mwa hahaha...)
Smog (referring to the Truth Master 2000): Don't delay, they're going fast.
Pronto (as the TM 2000): We haven't sold a single one yet.
Smog: This product is not sold in stores.
Pronto (as the TM 2000): No stores were willing to carry it.
Smog: Void were prohibited.
Pronto (as the TM 2000): Even I don't know what that means.
Ray: Dude, monkeys with pompoms. I know you're into it.
Lily (suddenly waking from a nightmare): Stupid, stinking monkeys!
(Biology teacher gives her the thumbs-up sign and walks away)
Ray: Wow! You pulled that answer out of nowhere.
Ed: Oh, who let the dogs out?
Ted: Here poodle, poodle, poodle.
Ed: Ahhh! Run, Ted, run.
Bridget: I take it Travis isn't exactly open about things.
Ray: Totally. It's like you've gotta go through a firewall and eight passwords to find out what the guy had for lunch.
?: But most of all I’d like to apologize to River Pierce who not once resorted to my style of mud-slinging.
River: Crap. (stops defacing RFR posters)
I was really bored when I updated this.
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