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Author has written 49 stories for Humor, War, Play, Mystery, Biography, General, Essay, Life, Song, General, Horror, Action, Humor, and Nature. Check out my new Livejournal!: http://fatbird33.livejournal.com/profile I would like to have a huge shout out of "THANKS" to all the following people who bothered reading and reviewing my stories a lot. i love you all! Purpose Zephyr-wings TT-da-lamanite Lost Shepard OneSweetLove helixdown phantomofthenight110 and i shall give UBER love for my beta Niki BluIs. She's AMAZING!! once again i love you all!!:) now to me! I like long walks on the beach and candlelight dinners…just kidding. Here’s a bit about ME! Name: is not really important. Age: 18 Gender: Female Appearance: dirty shortish blonde hair, brown eyes About Pen name and icon: I love fat birds and the number three so why not have it twice? the icon?Made by me! check out my icon community! http://community.livejournal.com/fatbird_icons/ I am Betaing: Yoram. Check out his stuff, seriously It's very good, and i think that more people should be reading it. Click the link, you know you want to: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/606279/Yoram and i also beta for lostinthesound Home: Wisconsin, the true Dairy State (FU California) School: UW-Stevens Point. Go pointers! :P Family: two brothers the same age as me, my parents ,my cute dog, and my new baby bird Pippin Job: I work at a library, which is wonderfully nerdy! Hobbies: Writing(duh), Acting, singing, watching Disney movies, traveling, hiking(i love nature),photography, film(ing), and doing random things. Future Plans: going to college majoring in secondary english education and minoring in Peace studies. I hope to join the peace corps after college and go somewhere in africa to teach the little tykes english. Favorite Food: Doughnuts, Cinnamon Rolls and anything else that could/will clog my arteries . Thank god I have a high metabolism. Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings hands down, any Disney Princess movie, Pirates Of Caribbean, Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, STAR WARS, Gladiator and others… Favorite Music: pretty much anything besides most rap and country. I love movie soundtracks and musical soundtracks. Hans Zimmer is the love of my life. Favorite Books: HARRY POTTER! stpehanie plum books, the fountainhead, The Picture of Dorian Gray(Dorian Gray is officially the hottest literary character EVER!!) Favorite Authors: RALPH WALDO EMERSON! sorry i get excited, he's just so genius, jk rowling of course, janet evanovich, lisa scottoline, Oscar Wilde, Dan Brown, and other peeps Things I hate: Celery, the insert key on the keyboard, Al Gore, anyone who thinks Harry Potter is stupid, people that use one word constantly, and people who make random piles of books at the library and just leave there for me to pick up GAH! Favorite Words: Shall, GAH, and whom. BENCH! (it's bitch and wench put togehter into one mega insult!) Current Music: Schindler's List Current reading Material: Atlas Shrugged: Ayn Rand Last movie watched: Little Dorrit! ohmygod, watch it. it's 7.5 hours long, but it's so worth it. Last song sung: Beyond My Wildest Dreams: Little Mermaid musical. If you want to make a difference and help save the people of Darfur go to www.savedarfur.org please! OMG check out the review game marathon (no running involved) and have uber fun giving uber love to all:Review Marathon oh if you've read the epic of givinadus and/or Vampire Mooning, my brother helped me write it. Check him out u:541810:griffinKnight77 if that thing didn't turn out as a link as i hoped it would, his pen name is griffinKnight77. That’s pretty much all you need to know about me, any more info would allow you to stalk me, which wouldn’t be hunky dory with me, sorry. | |||||||||||
1. Summer Killin' » reviewsA Charlie Wey mystery. Charlie and her partner Nate are undercover cops. Now they must enter the dangerous world of regional theatre because Summer Lovin' is looking more like Summer PLETEMystery - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,090 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 11-8-09 - Published: 7-13-092. Honor reviewswritten for the WCC of November:"Writing comes more easily if you have something to say" -sholem Asch. Story takes place in Turkey, this happening is not rare there.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-4-09 - Published: 11-4-093. The Fields Below reviewsFor the Review Game's WCC of October.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-7-09 - Published: 10-7-094. Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let Down Your Hair Extensions2 » reviewsthe new extended edition! So you think you know the story of Rapunzel? Well, you don't. The not so valiant Prince George goes to save his princess, Rapunzel. Will they ever live happily ever after, or is that just a hoax?Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-12-09 - Published: 8-12-095. Tomorrow reviewsFor the august WCC. prompt:"Forever has no meaning when you're living in the moment."-Ellen Hopkins. About nature and how quickly it can be taken away.Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 8-2-096. Say What? » reviewsa story/book on all my interesting viewpoints on todays most controversial topics.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 151 - Updated: 7-23-09 - Published: 3-1-087. Severed Ties » reviewsThe cities of Marynor and Noran have been at war for as long as anyone can remember. When the war starts up again, peasant girl Emma discovers secrets from her past. Meanwhile a general, Jed, fights for his city and his father's PLETEComplete - Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 55,529 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 7-12-09 - Published: 8-18-088. Beauty reviewswhere true beauty lies. For the WCC of July. promt:"To see a world in a grain of sand/And a heaven in a wild flower/Hold infinity in the palm of your hand/And eternity in an hour." William Blake, Auguries of Innocence.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-1-09 - Published: 7-1-099. Charlie's Angel » reviewsCharlie Wey is an undercover cop, when she has to go undercover and prove that her best friend is innocent of murder. Funny characters and scenes throughout!COMPLETEComplete - Mystery - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,004 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 3-1-0810. Addiction reviewsThis is for the Review Game's WCC of May:"I'm dying of thirst in the middle of the ocean."If you feel inclined, come vote and join the madness. Remember to read all of the entries!Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-6-09 - Published: 5-6-0911. She Knows reviewsMy entry for The Review Game's WCC of April.The prompt:"What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered."-Emerson the love of my life :PComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 4-5-0912. Just Outside Your Window reviewsA call to action. For the Review Game's WCC of March: "I'm not done yet."Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-1-09 - Published: 3-1-0913. The Millionth Day reviewsWritten for the Review Game's February Writing Challenge Contest: Never In a Million YearsComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-1-09 - Published: 2-1-0914. Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let Down Your Hair Extensions » reviewsThe true Rapunzel story as told by the valiant Prince George.Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 1-31-0915. Vampire Mooning » reviewsIt's about time that somebody made a vampire parody! Co-written with my bro: GriffinKnight77.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-18-09 - Published: 8-13-0816. Blindness reviewsa poem response to the review game's writing challenge contest: How did we end up this way?Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 1-6-0917. Snow reviewsAbout my love/hate relationship with the white stuff that falls from the sky.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-24-08 - Published: 11-24-0818. You Turn Away reviewsjust a commentary i guess...Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-18-08 - Published: 8-18-0819. Waiting reviewswaiting for a soldier to come homeComplete - War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-18-08 - Published: 8-18-0820. In the News » reviewsThe news that the people want and need to hear.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-13-08 - Published: 6-30-0821. Little Red reviewsIt's based off of little red riding hood. It's my first attmept at a horror, so we'll see how this goes. It was inspired by a shower curtain, so it has to be interesing, right?Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-2-08 - Published: 8-2-0822. Never Again reviewsthey said never again...Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-2-08 - Published: 8-2-0823. License Plates reviews...they can be amusing.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 7-14-0824. Oh My insert your God's name here! reviewsjust some thoughts on OMG, atheists, and Jesus.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-27-08 - Published: 6-27-0825. It All Started on a Sunday Morning reviewsthis might be my college essay. maybe? Please review and be harsh, because this needs to be a lot better than it is now.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-24-08 - Published: 6-24-0826. For Best Taste Results reviewso the wonders of food labels.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-23-08 - Published: 6-23-0827. A Day in the Life reviewsThis is also dedicated to the people of darfur. I know that the language isn't all "pretty", but it's supposed to be harsh. It's supposed to make people feel a little uncomfortable. I hope that this poem put the problem of Darfur into perspective.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 6-21-0828. Listen reviewsThis is dedicated to the children and people of Darfur. It's a song i've written, and trust me with the music, it's a lot better, and it also flows better. But we'll see if it works just by itself...Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 6-21-0829. A Few Notes reviewsmusicComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-0830. How Boredom May Lead to Pain reviewsa look inside the dangerous world of puzzles.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 5-15-0831. Now is the Time reviewsThis isn't fiction, it's a non-ficitonal essay. I think that everyone should read it. Not because it's well written, but the message that it holds. i think that it's super imporatant.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-12-08 - Published: 4-12-0832. Lack of Love reviewsa story of a man and his father's relationship. Takes place in the middle agesComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 3-22-0833. I Love Karma reviewsthis is a personal essay that i had to write for school. It involves bullies and ME!Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-21-08 - Published: 3-21-0834. The Epic of Givniadus: The Script reviewsthe greatest epic of our time now a script! it includes a mighty big ass pick axe, a not so bright farmboy, a ghetto mentor a not so damsel in distress and the great ASS! The scprit has many new things that the orignial story did not!Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-28-08 - Published: 2-28-0835. Apples and Serpents reviewsadam and eve have caused more trouble than they know.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 1-28-08 - Published: 1-28-0836. 500 Words: The Bible Emporium Hold Up reviewsa short story that had to be less than 500 words.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-28-08 - Published: 1-28-0837. 32 Random things to do at School reviewsjust what the title saysComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 9-16-0738. The Epic Of Giviniadus reviewsThe greatest epic of our time! It has it all, the idiotic hero, the ghetto mentor, the cold not so damsel in distress and an evil, evil, EVIL bad guy.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-15-07 - Published: 8-15-0739. Where's Mr Rogers When You Need Him? reviewsit's about the things that are on television these days for kids.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 8-13-0740. My Hero reviewsit's about a soilder in war. i can't really tell you anything else or i'd basically would have told you the entire poem....I got it published!WOOT!Complete - War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-22-07 - Published: 6-22-0741. Okay, but seriously reviewsit's time to face the nasty facts of life.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 6-18-0742. How to Turn Someone Down reviewssomeone you don't like asks you out. How do you say, no?Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 6-18-0743. Strawberries reviewswhy we nedd to mention strawberries in every story. Dedicated to my pal, and she knows who she is.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-9-07 - Published: 6-9-0744. 25 Ways to Piss Off and Confuse Telemarketers reviewsit's exactly what it says it is.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 6-8-0745. How to Get Kicked Out of a Movie Theatre reviewsum...how to get kicked out of a movie theatre...Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-6-07 - Published: 6-6-0746. Dwarves Vs Elves reviewsMy sarcastic writing on a very serious matter.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-3-07 - Published: 6-3-0747. What the Hell? reviewsThis is my goodhearted rant on sports and how it is ruining our society.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-1-07 - Published: 6-1-0748. Top 10 Reasons Why Shakespeare is Amazing reviewswell the title pretty much says everything.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-1-07 - Published: 6-1-0749. Aladdin:The True Story reviewsThis is basically my parody of Aladdin. It involves many characters other than the classic Aladdin and Jasmine such as Dr. Phil, Paris Hilton, and Paolini.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-19-07 - Published: 5-19-07
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