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since: 04-13-07, id: 564068, Profile edited: 05-11-08
Author has written 22 stories for War, Humor, General, Mystery, Play, Biography, and Essay.

I would like to have a huge shout out of "THANKS" to all the following people who bothered reading and reviewing my stories a lot. i love you all!

Purpose

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once again i love you all!!:)

now to me!

I like long walks on the beach and candlelight dinners…just kidding. Here’s a bit about ME!

Name: is not really important.

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Appearance: dirty long blonde hair, brown eyes, and I believe that my nose is too big. I look like frickin’ Pinocchio.

Home: Wisconsin, the true Dairy State (FU California)

Family: two brothers the same age as me, my parents ,my cute dog and my funny bird.

Job: I work at a library, which is wonderfully nerdy!

Hobbies: Writing(duh), Acting, singing, watching Disney movies, traveling, hiking(i love nature) and doing random things.

Future Plans: going to college majoring in secondary english education and minoring in Musical theatre or just plain theatre (depending on which i make it into)

Clubs that I’m in: Creative Writing Club, Drama, Fencing Club, German Honor Society, Music Honor Society, National Honors Society, Band, Pep Band.

Favorite Food: Doughnuts, Cinnamon Rolls and anything else that could/will clog my arteries . Thank god I have a high metabolism.

Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings hands down, any Disney Princess movie, Pirates Of Caribbean, Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, STAR WARS, Gladiator and others…

Favorite Music: pretty much anything besides most rap and country. I love movie soundtracks and musical soundtracks.

Favorite Books: HARRY POTTER! stpehanie plum books

Favorite Authors: RALPH WALDO EMERSON! sorry i get excited, he's just so genius, jk rowling of course, janet evanovich, lisa scottoline, Dan Brown, and other peeps

Things I hate: Celery, the insert key on the keyboard, Al Gore, anyone who thinks Harry Potter is stupid, people that use one word constantly, and people who make random piles of books at the library and just leave there for me to pick up GAH!

Favorite Words: Shall, GAH, and whom. BENCH! (it's bitch and wench put togehter into one mega insult!)

Current Music: Sweeney Todd

Last movie watched: Pan's Labrynth (actually it's a really good movie)

Last song sung: Church hymn (shudders) i love god and all just not his songs. (jesus christ superstar is quite awesome however...)

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Kaitlyn (crap, now you know my name! shifty eyes)

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kaiizzle!(Wow there's a lot of i action going on there!)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Red Parrot

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Marie Old Farm (Not the most attractive name...)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Luckaine Solo (okay so i just added the Solo bit, but Luckaine is pretty kickin'!)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Blue Mountain Dew(To the Rescue!)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Too confusing to figure out!

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Katherine

6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Buddy (oooo i'm all dark...)

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you don't know what story of mine to read, read: THE EPIC OF GIVINIADUS or CHARLIE'S ANGEL which are my personal favorties

this is bunny, copy and paste him into your profile and help him gain world domination.

~Remember, it is nice to "stop and smell the roses" and watch the occasional opossum waddle by.~

Paste this to your profile if you support the National Opossum Society. Cha!

oh if you've read the epic of givinadus, my brother helped me write it. Check him out u:541810:griffinKnight77 if that thing didn't turn out as a link as i hoped it would, his pen name is griffinKnight77.

That’s pretty much all you need to know about me, any more info would allow you to stalk me, which wouldn’t be hunky dory with me, sorry.




1. How Boredom May Lead to Pain reviews
a look inside the dangerous world of puzzles.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 5-15-08
2. Charlie's Angel » reviews
Charlie Wey is an undercover cop, when she has to go undercover and prove that her best friend is innocent of murder. Funny characters and scenes throughout!
Mystery - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,422 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-10-08 - Published: 3-1-08
3. Say What? » reviews
a story/book on all my interesting viewpoints on todays most controversial topics.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-10-08 - Published: 3-1-08
4. Now is the Time reviews
This isn't fiction, it's a non-ficitonal essay. I think that everyone should read it. Not because it's well written, but the message that it holds. i think that it's super imporatant.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-12-08 - Published: 4-12-08
5. Lack of Love reviews
a story of a man and his father's relationship. Takes place in the middle ages
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 3-22-08
6. I Love Karma reviews
this is a personal essay that i had to write for school. It involves bullies and ME!
Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-21-08 - Published: 3-21-08
7. The Epic of Givniadus: The Script reviews
the greatest epic of our time now a script! it includes a mighty big ass pick axe, a not so bright farmboy, a ghetto mentor a not so damsel in distress and the great ASS! The scprit has many new things that the orignial story did not!
Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-28-08 - Published: 2-28-08
8. Apples and Serpents reviews
adam and eve have caused more trouble than they know.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-28-08 - Published: 1-28-08
9. 500 Words: The Bible Emporium Hold Up reviews
a short story that had to be less than 500 words.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-28-08 - Published: 1-28-08
10. 32 Random things to do at School reviews
just what the title says
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 9-16-07
11. The Epic Of Giviniadus reviews
The greatest epic of our time! It has it all, the idiotic hero, the ghetto mentor, the cold not so damsel in distress and an evil, evil, EVIL bad guy.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-15-07 - Published: 8-15-07
12. Where's Mr Rogers When You Need Him? reviews
it's about the things that are on television these days for kids.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 8-13-07
13. My Hero reviews
it's about a soilder in war. i can't really tell you anything else or i'd basically would have told you the entire poem.
Complete - War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-22-07 - Published: 6-22-07
14. Okay, but seriously reviews
it's time to face the nasty facts of life.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 6-18-07
15. How to Turn Someone Down reviews
someone you don't like asks you out. How do you say, no?
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 6-18-07
16. Strawberries reviews
why we nedd to mention strawberries in every story. Dedicated to my pal, and she knows who she is.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-9-07 - Published: 6-9-07
17. 25 Ways to Piss Off and Confuse Telemarketers reviews
it's exactly what it says it is.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 6-8-07
18. How to Get Kicked Out of a Movie Theatre reviews
um...how to get kicked out of a movie theatre...
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-6-07 - Published: 6-6-07
19. Dwarves Vs Elves reviews
My sarcastic writing on a very serious matter.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-3-07 - Published: 6-3-07
20. What the Hell? reviews
This is my goodhearted rant on sports and how it is ruining our society.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-1-07 - Published: 6-1-07
21. Top 10 Reasons Why Shakespeare is Amazing reviews
well the title pretty much says everything.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-1-07 - Published: 6-1-07
22. Aladdin:The True Story reviews
This is basically my parody of Aladdin. It involves many characters other than the classic Aladdin and Jasmine such as Dr. Phil, Paris Hilton, and Paolini.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-19-07 - Published: 5-19-07
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