'Ello!
Name?
Jessica
Age?
13
Here for?
Advice on writing.
Woot! So, you seemed to have stumbled upon my profile. Kick-ass.
Well, there's alot that goes in a profile, so I guess I should get started
Well, first off, I am so indescribably evil that I'm going to make you take an extra second to scroll down to my story list. Mwuhaha.
Here's some quotes to brighten your day!
"I shower naked."
- Me
"It's funny how a girl with fake nails, knock-off purses, bleached hair and an unnatural tan complain about how they can't find a real man."
- Unknown
"Oh my God. Shoes."
- Kelly
Like those quotes dont'cha?
When everyone else is saying "Rock on!" I'm the kind of girl who will say "Keen!"