'Ello!

Name?

Jessica

Age?

13

Here for?

Advice on writing.

Woot! So, you seemed to have stumbled upon my profile. Kick-ass.

Well, there's alot that goes in a profile, so I guess I should get started

Well, first off, I am so indescribably evil that I'm going to make you take an extra second to scroll down to my story list. Mwuhaha.

Here's some quotes to brighten your day!

"I shower naked."

- Me

"It's funny how a girl with fake nails, knock-off purses, bleached hair and an unnatural tan complain about how they can't find a real man."

- Unknown

"Oh my God. Shoes."

- Kelly

Like those quotes dont'cha?

When everyone else is saying "Rock on!" I'm the kind of girl who will say "Keen!"