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since: 04-15-07, id: 564332, Profile edited: 04-28-08
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Author has written 4 stories for Romance, and Horror.

U P D A T E S !

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

NEW CHAPTER IS UP FOR OUaONS. FUCKING YES. :D

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A B O U T M E !

My penname says Simone, but you can call me Simmy. I'm currently fifteen years of age, but I tend to act like a five year old on a sugar high. I call the Washington, DC area home even though I live right outside of the city in the county that is home to the Pentagon. I'm very big on politics (what else can be expected when you live so close to the White House?) and it's safe to say I'm a democrat. I enjoy cracking extremely mean jokes about the current president of the United States as well as his cronies, just because it's so easy to do. I can be extremely sarcastic at times without even realizing it and I've been called a bitch more times than I can count. And yet people still seem to like me. Go figure. My parents refer to me as their Persian Princess, but yet I'm only half Persian. My taste in music is odd to say the least since I can go from listening to Hannah Montana to Mozart to She Wants Revenge to Metro Station in just a matter of minutes. No, really, I do. I have an undeniable obession with male models and I buy magazines like GQ and Vogue Homme just so I can go through and see how many of the models I recognize. I'm an odd person to say the least, but I wouldn't change a single thing.


M Y W O R K !

Current Stories

Once Upon a One Night Stand- One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy ever since sixth grade? That's even worse.

Playlist One can be found here (the imeem version which has ALL the songs) and Playlist Two (the ProjectPlaylist version -- which doesn't have all the songs -- plus explaination) can be found here. Character pictures can be found here.

Meaningless Kiss- "Get married. Have a kid or two. Then, and only then, can you have the company." Weston Billings never thought it would come down to this. But he’s going to do whatever is necessary to take what’s rightfully his. Even if it does mean knocking up a random stranger and convincing her to marry him...

Character pictures can be found here and the playlist can be found here. Pictures for the boys were found at modelhommes.

One Shots

Pick a Phobia- She had just about every phobia known to man. Alektorophobia, chorophobia, mycophobia, metrophobia, peladophobia, russophobia... the list went on and on. But there was one phobia she sure didn't have.




1. Once Upon a One Night Stand » reviews
REWRITE! One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy ever since sixth grade? That’s even worse.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,321 - Reviews: 1569 - Updated: 4-23-08 - Published: 11-24-07
2. Meaningless Kiss » reviews
“Get married. Have a kid or two. Then, and only then, can you have the company.” Weston never thought this would happen. But he’s going to do whatever is necessary to take what’s his. Even if it does mean knocking up a random stranger and marrying her.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 3-29-08 - Published: 1-12-08
3. Pick a Phobia reviews
She had just about every phobia known to man. Alektorophobia, chorophobia, mycophobia, metrophobia, peladophobia, russophobia... the list went on and on. But there was one phobia she sure didn't have. ONESHOT.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 1-10-08 - Published: 1-10-08
4. Terrors of the Night reviews
Everyone knows never to roam the streets at midnight. Sick and dangerous creatures lurk in the shadows, waiting to find the perfect prey, then stalk them once they do. One girl had to learn the hard way.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-14-07 - Published: 7-14-07
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