I'm definitely, positively, maybe indecisive.


So I've decided to take the plunge. I've decided to update my bio and tell you a little bit about myself. I'm warning you now, this may sound strange...

I would never want to be a hero. Knowing me, I'd mess up and the entire world would die. I'm that much of a klutz. And if I didn't mess up I'd be sure to chicken out at the last minute. But at least I can admit it.

From my way of thinking, Thoreau frequently seems an overly social person.

I'm too short for my own good. I have fat wrists. I turned eighteen with two of my best friends and I didn't want to be there. I don't like small dogs, and yet one of my favorite breeds is the welsh corgi (so adorable and out of the hundreds I've met I have yet to meet a sour one.)

Speaking of, I'm a huge animal lover. After taking four years of Animal Science I don't think I have a choice. (Any other Aggers out there? Come on, I know some of you had to have suffered through the FFA...) I have one cat. I can rattle off animal facts up the wazoo and I have one cat. I work on a farm and I love all of the animals to death, but I only have one cat. His name is Bud (short for Budweiser), he's orange. He has a notch on his right ear from a fight he got in and for Christmas I got him a new collar.

I really hate blueberries. I was born in California, then moved to Connecticut, so I have a very strage accent. Ask and maybe I'll tell you about it. I don't like the holiday season. I'm not a big fan of chocolate. I'm the only one in my family who likes feta cheese or grits. A little while ago I got sick. Let's just say I haven't been able to eat anything with flour tortillas, chicken, and cheese since. But I loooooove mexican food!

Taco Bell Rules. So does my mother. You want good mexican food? Come to my house on Taco night. Or enchillida night. Or taquito night. Or chilli night. the list goes on and on.

So I write Harry Potter fics mostly now. I don't like Harry Potter. He annoys me. Don't worry, though, he'll be a jerk in all of my stories ^_^

My muse is British and the best in the universe (no matter what she argues.) I think she'll be stuck being my muse until one of us dies.

Oh... yeah... so... I'm "bitter", "sarcastic", "mean", "nasty", "bitchy", and... oh, what was that other one? "Random?" No, that wasn't it... Oh, yes, "Bitter" again.

Look, it's been swell, but the swelling's gone down.


Bye.

-Jane.


And because I'm a quote collector...

"Nah, you're not bitter. You're more like a sweet-tart." -Jared.

"Be myself? I've been myself for eight years and it hasn't worked." -Lisa Simpson

On a beautiful day like this it's hard to believe anyone can be unhappy.. but we'll work on it.

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K." -Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (Come on! It's funny! Don't you get it?! The farm I work at is Circle K Farm ! Get it?! And strange things happen there! ...... you don't get it. Nevermind...)

Is there a moral here at all? Life is a bitch. Don't fuck with a witch.

She's just a crazy woman, maybe. But with power.








Skipped it all? Here's a summary:

Talkative yet shy. Smart yet stupid. Cool yet geeky. Spontaneous yet planned. Laid back yet stressed out. Non-angsty yet a teenager. I'm a paradigm of paradox