Hullo, ladies, gentlemen and angry Russians. My name is Dylan Harley. I was born in 1993 and if you cant figure out my age from that then dont quit your day job, unless your a mathemitician, in which case QUIT! QUIT NOW! I am a huge fan of all things on the screen, expecially Morgan Freeman, Alan Rickman and Johnny Depp. My taste varies from modern monsters to the good ol' classics. I have a thing for 60's music. I like to read. Scratch that, I LOVE TO READ! I especially like the Power of Five books, by Anthony Horowitz. I love putting actors I know or people I know in the place of characters I am reading. I like many TV shows to, especially Supernatural. I have an account on fanfiction under the name Sonatore. I'd like to give all the girls out there who read my stuff my number as well, but that would inadvertently give all the GUYS out there my number as well, which I am not comfortable with (No offence Trev). I love writing stories and poems, though I don't often put my poems up. I have actually been meaning to delete the one song I have put up for a while now. I like to write fantasy, action/adventure all with a twist of comedy. I don't actually like writing Sci Fi, but sometimes when a good idea hits you, you just cant rid yourself of it. I like writing parodies too. My personal favourites so far are "Waltzing a Murderer" to the tune of Waltzing Matilda and "The Kevin Rudd Apology Song" to the tune of the Beach Boys' Wouldn't it be Nice. I'd post them, but people are already watching my house. It'd be like walking out with and apple on my head.
Anyway, hope you like the stories.
Cheers, Dylan.
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