Well if you're here I must have finally gotten my muse off his lazy hind end to write something.

I'm a 21 year old from rural Illinois but doomed to live in gasp the city in Ohio. I'm a country girl through and through but don't worry, my muse isn't. We like sci-fi and have posted a couple of stories on fanfiction.net under this same name. AJ Goin is a pen name so HA! Google it all you like. You won't find me! My muse's name is Sebastian and he and I fight a lot so anything we post that isn't a oneshot may have significant lengths between chapters (but never more then a year, we promise) so instead of checking our stories for updates all the time you may just want to get a story alert. I would like to warn you, Sebastian and I have a very weird sense of humor. Also, I highly doubt much of anything we write would be rated less then T+, T at the very least. I curse like a sailor hangs head in shame. But it's not my fault, I learned to curse from sailors!

I highly encourage everyone to review my stories, whether you like them or not because I feel it can only make me a better writer. But please don't just bash to bash. On anyone. That never helps them. If you don't like something, say why, even give tips to make it better. I've had stories before that I've gone back and edited YEARS later because someone read it and gave me a pointer.

Also, most of my work, at least for the time being, will not be beta'd. I only have net access at work right now and seeing as I work in a secure location, posting here is pushing the rules. I have no email access and no IM. When I get my own computer I will link my profile here to my MySpace most likely...or maybe I'll make Sebby a myspace and link here to his. Also, some instances where I murder the English/American languages (and YES they ARE different) is deliberate. Some are not. I do not speak English or American, I speak Lekekyese, Redneckese, and I'm becoming fluent in Cowboy-raised-in-a-mostly-amish-area-ese. What can I say, I lead a charmed life.

Many of my stories on here will be short. I'm currently writing a novel and like to use oneshots to work through my writers block or to satisfy an idea of the Bastard's that I don't want in my book.

Okay, okay, okay, Sebby just got a story idea so yeah, I'm gonna go type it...