Hello everyone!
Woohoo! I've finally made it to FictionPress! I've been meaning to for ages! XD
I have another acount on FanFiction, so I'm not new to the place or anything like that. I just decided to start posting my stories that are my creations alone. You can visit my FanFic.net profile from here:
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1137512
Now, some stuff about me:
Age: Not telling ya, but I've had my Sweet very recently, if that isn't totally obvious.
Location: California, baby! Though we used to live in Texas. XP
Weight: Those who are uncomfortable about their weight are the ones who refuse to say it. I think I can lose a few pounds, but I'm happy like I am. Last time I checked, 165 pounds.
Hair and Eyes: Sexy golden brown and doe brown, as one of my new guys friends have stated.
Sexuality as of This Moment: Straight. I would like to keep it that way, but I don't have anything against homosexuals.
What I Like To Write: Poetry, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, a bit of romance, Action/Adventure, Fluffiness-galore occassionally. I love fighting scenes. They're one of my specialties.
What I Don't Write: Historical fiction, nonfiction, realistic fiction, Western
What I Like to Read: All of what I like to write, and horror and mystery and suspense.
What I Dislike to Read: Historical fiction, boring nonfiction, realistic fiction
Favorite Authors: Dean Kootnz, Stephen King, Mercedes Lackey, Ted Dekker, Margret Weis and Tracy Hickman... I will continue this later.
Hated Authors: The ones who write school text books. HATE! -storms-
AWESOME QUOTES I SIMPLY MUST PUT ON HERE:
"Just because I'm retarded doesn't mean I'm stupid!"
(nearly all of the next bajillion pages of quotes are thanks to my hunny, Negativee Numberr Onee. LOVE YOU BABY! -heart-)
You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the shit out of them at the same time!
If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you
Mental Health is overrated
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
The road to success is always under construction
I'm looking forward to regretting this
Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity!
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss
Who laughs last, thinks the slowest
I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it
That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!!
First law of science: don't spit into the wind
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks
Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to dribble a football
Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
Welcome to loserville. Population: you
Your village called, their idiot is missing
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely
I dont need your attitude, okay? I got one of my own
Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why I'm so hyper?
Want my number?Call 1-800-GET LOST!!!
“There is more than one path to life, which makes it even harder to get lost when you don’t know where you’re going in the first place…”
Loves like a butterfly, if you chase it, it'll fly away, but if you wait patiently it will land on you when you least expect it
Here it is. Another new year.
Another moment in our life to fill
that silence with resolutions
that well forget the next day.
These resolutions ;; we all make them.
We make them just so that we can break them.
Its like a rule. Like everyone has to break
their new years resolution.
Mine last year was to not fall in love.
But then I met him & that all changed.
Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
I swear to drunk I’m not god!
Never say you dont have a
chance with someone
when you haven't asked
a best friend is someone who screams to
you in the hallways, saying "i L0VE Y0U."
not caring if anyone thinks they're a lesbian,
just caring that you hear them every time. (My friends are the lights of my life!)
"What part of NO don’t you understand? The N or the O?"
"Some of the worst sinners are the world's happiest people."
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"Got Ramen?"
"Randomness is the base of conversation."
"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, i haven't missed it yet."
"I hear high school's easier the second time around."
"Satan's from canada!"
"It's improbable, immoral, and against my religion."
"Sasuke - Those clothes look good on you, they'd look even better on my bedroom floor."
"He's a couple all by himself!"
"Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them."
"Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date."
"Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted."
"Guys... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one."
"Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me."
"Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself."
"Never mess with guys wearing make-up. They mean business."
"Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"
"Mommy...What're those two boys doing?"
"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."
"Hm...So, you needed to rush away from me to go to a back alley. To sit in a puddle and freeze? Jesus, i didn't think being in my company was that bad."
Don't pity the girl with one true friend. Envy her. Pity the girl with just a thousand acquaintances.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
True friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
Thick and thin, tall and small, fast and slow. Tell me who is always there for you. I am sure you know. Your best friend, of course, don't let him or her go.
Sometimes life is hard to bear when a friend is just not there.
Nations will rise and fall. Wars will be lost and won. Lives will begin and end, but a true friend is eternal.
When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you, and your best friend will be there.
When you look around and your world is crumbling, and when you think no one loves you, your best friend is the one to run to.
The best part of life is when your family becomes your friends, and your friends become your family.
Friends are always friends no matter how far you have to travel back in time. If you have memories together, there is always a piece of your friendship inside your heart.
I use to be normal
Until i met these losers
I call my
.B. .E. .S. .T. .F. .R. .I. .E. .N. .D. .S.
I am a Sane person in an Insane World!
I'm not as think you dumb I am
People can be either crazy or sane but only if they're both do they have problems
Were one to ask me in which direction I think man strongest, I should say, his capacity to hate.
- Henry Ward Beecher
Hate no one--hate their vices, not themselves.
- John Gardiner Calkins Brainard
Love is rarely a hypocrite; but hate--how detect and how guard against it! It lurks where you least expect it; it is created by causes that you can the least foresee; and civilization multiplies its varieties, whilst it favors its disguise.
- Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
They did not know how hate can burn
In hearts once changed from soft to stern
Nor all the false and fatal zeal
The convert of revenge can feel.
- Lord Byron (George Gordon Noel Byron)
Hate is the consequence of fear; we fear something before we hate it; a child who fears noises becomes a man who hates noise.
- Cyril Connolly
He, who would free from malice pass his days,
Must live obscure, and never merit praise.
- John Gay
To be deprived of the person we love is a happiness in comparison to living with one we hate.
- Jean de la Bruyere
Hate is of all things the mightiest divider, nay, is division itself. To couple hatred, therefore, though wedlock try all her golden links, and borrow to tier aid all the iron manacles and fetters of law, it does but seek to twist a rope of sand.
- John Milton
Never can true reconcilement grow
Where wounds of deadly hate have pierced so deep.
- John Milton
Hate is all a lie, there is no truth in hate.
- Kathleen Norris
Hate shuts her soul when dove-eyed mercy pleads.
- Charles Sprague
People hate, as they love, unreasonably.
- William Makepeace Thackeray
It's a sign of your own worth sometimes if you are hated by the right people.
Author: Miles Franklin
Hatreds are the cinders of affection.
Author: Sir Walter Ralegh
Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed.
Author: Bertrand Russel
Hatred comes from the heart; contempt from the head; and neither feeling is quite within our control.
Arnold Schopenhauer
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
Andre Gide
Hate is always a clash between our spirit and someone else's body.
Author: Cesar Pavese
Like the greatest virtue and the worst dogs, the fiercest hatred is silent.
Jean Paul Richter
The hatred of those who are near to us is most violent.
Tacitus
Hatred, which could destroy so much, never failed to destroy the man who hated and this was an immutable law.
Author: James Baldwin
Hatred is self-punishment
Hosea Ballou
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
Author: William Congreve
A man who lives, not by what he loves but what he hates, is a sick man.
Author: Archibald Macleish
In hatred as in love, we grow like the thing we brood upon. What we loathe, we graft into our very soul.
Author: Mary Renault
If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
Author: Herman Hesse
I know i made a lot of stupid mistakes in my life, but the worst one was thinking the person who hurt me the most, wouldnt hurt me again.
You said you would always be there for me...i guess we have different definitions of always.
Every now and then, i wish it were then instead of now.
I would trade ten thousand tomorrows for just one yesterday.
Goodbye means wanting to say so much and being able to say so little.
Let the world stop turning, let the sun stop burning, let them tell me loves not worth going through...if it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, the only dream that mattered had come true...in this life i was loved by you.
The loneliest place i have ever been was not when i was alone...it was in a room full of people that never even cared.
The loneliest place i have ever been was not when i was alone...it was in a room where i was in love with someone who wasn't in love with me.
You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did. -Marilyn Peterson
The saddest thing in the world is when you look into someone's eyes and realize theyll never love you again.
I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles, even when her heart is broken...and the one who could always brighten up your day, even if she couldnt brighten her own.
It only takes one smile to hide a million tears.
Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated. ~Lamartine
In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
It's so curious: one can resist tears and 'behave' very well in the hardest hours of grief. But then someone makes you a friendly sign behind a window, or one notices that a flower that was in bud only yesterday has suddenly blossomed, or a letter slips from a drawer... and everything collapses. ~Colette
You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the present. ~Jan Glidewell
The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello
Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. ~Violeta Parra
There is something beautiful about all scars of whatever nature. A scar means the hurt is over, the wound is closed and healed, done with. ~Harry Crews
All men naturally hate one another. I hold it a fact, that if men knew exactly what one says of the other, there would not be four friends in the world.
- Blaise Pascal
Man performs and engenders so much more than he can or should have to bear. That's how he finds that he can bear anything. ~William Faulkner
Sadness flies on the wings of the morning and out of the heart of darkness comes the light. ~Jean Giraudoux
Jealousy is simply and clearly the fear that you do not have value. Jealousy scans for evidence to prove the point - that others will be preferred and rewarded more than you. There is only one alternative - self-value. If you cannot love yourself, you will not believe that you are loved. You will always think it's a mistake or luck. Take your eyes off others and turn the scanner within. Find the seeds of your jealousy, clear the old voices and experiences. Put all the energy into building your personal and emotional security. Then you will be the one others envy, and you can remember the pain and reach out to them. ~Jennifer James
When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us. ~Alexander Graham Bell
To weep is to make less the depth of grief. ~William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth
"How very thoughtful… an introduction to pain… you should be proud my dear… no ones ever hurt me this way"
A true friends doesn't stab you in the back, they stab you in the front.
Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache: Do be my enemy for friendship's sake. : William Blake
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you. : Mark Twain
~The enemy of my enemy is my friend. : Arab proverb
~A true friend, is one that will take a bullet for you in the war. : Italian proverb
Tell me who's your friend and I'll tell you who you are. : Russian proverb
Don't laugh at people's dreams;
it might be all they have.
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow ~ Don't walk behind me, I may not lead ~ Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Live for the moment.
lie when youre caught.
love while you can.
and laugh excessively.
Everyone has problems, it's how you deal with them that separates you from everyone else.
One of the worst feelings in the world is having to doubt something you thought was unquestionable.
The one thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
"Our bodies come and go, but this blood is forever."
When I reach the river of blood, I realize, that blood is indeed thicker than water, but pure water is rare, and so much more valuable. After all, you can find blood anywhere, and it doesn't always stay there.
What's the point in living if you're already dead?
"The more you piss me off, the longer I'll keep you alive."
Whispered voices inside my head.
Endless night of the living dead.
Countless bodies lay a strew.
Broken shells of friends you knew.
"There is no peace among the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter... and the laughter of the thirsting gods..."
"Existing but not living. Watching the world go by as you wait in a window of silence."
"A fallen angel: Destined to fly, broken and crazy but too strong to cry."
Pick a rose from my grave
And keep it under your pillow
Dreams will take you to my black parade
Marching towards sorrow
Fallen angel with her broken dreams,
Hidden tears and silent screams.
When the world ends, and i am the last one standing here, my only question will be: was it worth surviving? Or should i have been the first one to die?
Curiosity killed the cat...but it didn't do anything to the human, and the monkey got away with murder!
If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face.
Oh sure, it seems obvious now,
but you'd be amazed at how many people don't think of it when it's relevant. Seriously, just punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.
.:Lets pass around the vodka and get wasted, lets see how many lies you've told in the past:.
Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian and Bi friends, please repost this into your profile:
This is the boy, Matthew Shepard. On October 7, 1998 Aaron McKinney and
Russell Henderson lead him to a remote area east of Laramie where they
demonstrated unimaginable acts of hate. Matthew was tied to a split-rail
fence where he was beaten and left to die in the cold of the night. Almost
18 hours later he was found by a cyclist who initially mistook him for a
scarecrow. Matthew died on October 12 at 12:53 am at a hospital in Fort
Collins, Colorado. KILLED BECAUSE HE WAS GAY!!!
For people that hate stereotypes:
you hate stereotypes and think ppl shoud just shut up and stop put this on your profile
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Been told this too)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (I have Asian in me not much but some)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (Guilty as charged of being part albino...according to my doctor...)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
stereotypes i fit under are bolded, italicized, and underlined!, so if you hate stereotypes and want people to shut up, put this on your own profile and make it known how gay stereotypes are!!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, BloodyEmoUchiha, Katara Uchiha, Kit Uchiha, Raining-Flames-and-Roses
30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Katara Uchiha, Kit Uchiha, Raining-Flames-and-Roses
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.
If people say you're something you're not, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love someone and they just like you as a friend.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
Oh my God that made me bust out laughing... -collapses and dies from busted ribs-
I'm out.
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RFR
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