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All About Mr. Robinson
Name: Crowerd Kulzar Robinson
Nicknames: Crow, The Weird Kid, The Freak
Age: 19
Height: 5’8
Weight: 121
Blood Type: The tasty kind
Date of Birth: February 28, 1988
Sexuality: Bisexual. It’s something that took me a long time to come to terms with, but now that I have I realize it’s no big deal. I’ve dated both girls and other boys and have learned that love has no boundaries.
Occupation: Filmmaker / Poet / Writer
Location: Wherever my imagination chooses to take me
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Currently they are hazel, but will become brown due to eyedrops I have to take.
Nationality: Caucasion, with ancestors from Germany, Sweden, Poland, and Ireland.
Religious Affiliation: I was raised in a liberal environment that followed Christian values to some extent. At an early age I developed a deep love for the occult and supernatural, and sought religions that focused on it. I was an eclectic Wiccan for a brief period of time, but now follow my own set of beliefs, which are a combination of Wicca, Shamanism, and other forms of Paganism.
Political Affiliation: Very liberal, as you might imagine, but I try not to take politics too seriously. I would rather my viewpoints be heard through film and literature.
Popularity: Hard to say … A lot of people know who I am, both on and offline, because of my religious beliefs and sexuality and willingness to discuss them, but that certainly doesn’t mean a lot of people like me ;).
Love Interests: I’ve already fallen in love too many times.
Likes: Films, poetry, literature, horror, fantasy, videogames, fairies, Halloween, pie, vanilla, the weird, the grotesque, the bizarre, taking walks at night, the full moon, blood, liquor (particularly gin), beer, wine, imagination, smooth surfaces, sweet dreams, candy, organs of sugar, the color black, academia, debates, the naked body, vampires, ghosts, supernatural and occult
Dislikes: Socialism, chocolate, totalitarianism, conformity, emotional rocks, rejection
Personality: If you asked those who knew me: “Drama King.” But to me I’m just open about my feelings. If I’m in love, I want people to know I’m in love. If I’m depressed, then I write about what’s depressing me, then submit it for publishing. I’m very “over-the-top” emotionally, almost to the point of being unstable, most likely. I’ve been told that I’m too trustworthy and too accepting of others.
Generic School Label: The Weird Kid. The Outcast.
Generic Online Label: You tell me.
Fears: Ghosts, memories, old pictures, dreams, loneliness, blindness, climbing, heights, growing old, failure, yearbooks, love
Ways to Contact Mr. Robinson
E-mail: crowerd08@yahoo.com
LiveJournal: crowerd08
Mr. Robinson’s Passions
Filmmaking: My true love, along with poetry. I remember making my first short film when I was around eight years old. Since then, I’ve made several more, and have written two full-length screenplays. My work would usually be classified as horror or dark fantasy, but I don’t like to think of art in terms of genres. I create what seeps out of my imagination. Sadly, however, I haven’t had a lot of professional success … yet.
Writing: I’ve written stories since I was very young, and began writing poetry in the ninth grade. I am very, very proud of some of the poems I have written and have been published in Saucy Tales of the Supernatural, Lost in the Dark, Skullgrinder Magazine, Exquisite Death, and Gryphonwood. Because I am rather impatient with the printing schedules of magazines, I usually self-publish on Fictionpress first.
Videogames: Mainly PC, with some console games thrown in. Right now I’m all about Elder Scrolls and the Halo 3 beta. I love RPGs and adventure games. I also love playing online MUDS (Multi-user Dungeons).
Roleplaying: MUDs are the greatest thing that ever happened to the internet. I love paper and dice games too, although I don’t get a chance to play them much anymore.
Music: Along with videogames, it’s my true escape. I don’t aspire to be a musician, so when I hear a really good album, I don’t get nervous about trying to make something as good as it, unlike when I watch a great film.
Reading: As if it isn’t obvious.
Daydreaming: I’m a hopeless romantic.
Exploring: The realms of my imagination. You should come by and visit sometime.
Mr. Robinson’s Favorites
Films: Donnie Darko, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Garden State, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), The Jacket, A Love Song for Bobby Long, The Exorcist, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, House of 1000 Corpses, Halloween, Cannibal Holocaust, Serendipity, Phantom of the Paradise, Tigerland, Full Metal Jacket
Books: One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (Ken Kesey), Lost Souls (Poppy Z. Brite), The Traveling Vampire Show (Richard Laymon), Night in the Lonesome October (Richard Laymon) IT (Stephen King), ‘Salem’s Lot (Stephen King), The Vampire Chronicles (Anne Rice), Harry Potter Series (J.K. Rowling), Forgotten Realms novels (Various authors), Romeo and Juliet (William Shakespeare), Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (Lewis Carroll), Through the Looking Glass (Lewis Carroll), Lord of the Rings (J.R.R. Tolkien)
Poets: Lewis Carroll, Edgar Allan Poe, Michael Morbid, Sir Walter Ragleigh, Henry David Thoreau
Videogames: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Elder Scrolls series, Doom, Halo series, Army Men: Sarge’s Heroes, Lords of Magic, Aetolia: the Midnight Age, Mario Kart, Praetorians
Bands / Singers: Marilyn Manson, Counting Crows, Rob Zombie, Meat Loaf, Jim Steinman, Black Sabbath, The Cure, Crash Test Dummies, The Shins, Johnny Cash, Nine Inch Nails, Soul Asylum, The Beatles, Elvis Presley
Sport: Quidditch
TV Shows: Six Feet Under, Tales From the Crypt, Scrubs, The X-Files