Me:

I'm female, at least physically. As weird as this sounds, I've always felt that I am genderless.

I'm legal where I live. But STILL nobody will let me into a bar. I fear it's my dashing good looks.

I'm Canadian. I'm also American too.

I'm going to uni. Mostly because I don't know what to do with myself, and uni is an excellent waste of time.

I love reading. Fictionpress is also an excellent waste of time.

I love slash. For some inexplicable reason. I just can't figure it out, so I've given up trying.

But I also love het too.

I don't write. I READ! Therefore, if I may be so presumptuous to assume you are still reading this, please enjoy the stories I have compiled in my Favorites. They are all excellent specimens. I promise you.

Actually, I lied. I do write. But only poems. I don't post them because they're not very good, and also because I usually write them on the desks at uni. I only do it to alleviate my boredom in English.

Yes, I do hate English. It really tends to ruin stories when you have to write an essay about them. Too bad there isn't a class called Writing Appreciation 101 or something. I really excel at that.

AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD... (drumroll)

I'm the 100th reviewer for You, My Friend, Are Dreadfully Mistakenby Carnivale!! I will die happy!!