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Author has written 7 stories for Humor, and Action. I read. Excessively. Which probably explains how I ended up writing. Some favorites: the Harry Potter series, Twilight series(well, I liked it a lot more before Breaking Dawn) Angels and Demons, The Da Vinci Code, Artemis Fowl series, His Dark Materials trilogy (I swear I'm not an atheist), the Bartimaeus trilogy, more... I suck at summaries. So I'm not sure how people end up reading my stuff. Must be something to do with the subliminal messaging and mind control techniques I'm experimenting with. Yeah... Stories... In 55 Words Life in Geometry with no Parole Things you Don't Want to Hear The Truth About McDonald's The Truth About McDonald's, Part Dos Sacrificial Ritual Gone Awry The Squishy Fishy Quotes (because other people's words describe me better than mine...) No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one. ~ Robert Byrne Referring to Voldemort: "The fact remains that he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted by shampoo when he wants to." ~ Fred Weasley, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows To the Dursleys: "I would assume that you were going to offer me refreshment, but the evidence so far suggests that that would be optimistic to the point of foolishness." ~ Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Just another deviation from the norm. Heh heh, I like those! ~ Alton Brown, Good Eats To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence ~ Friedrich Nietzsche Life is not a laughing matter ... but can you imagine having to live without laughing? ~ Leonid S. Sukhorukov The Review Game - Because everyone coudl use some constructive criticism. (As opposed to "I love your story. Please read mine?") Review Marathon - Sponsored by the Review Game, it's a weekend of trying to give as many reviews as possible. | |||||||||
1. In 55 Words » reviewsA collection of mostly humorous stories, told in 55 words.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 6-6-08 - Published: 1-17-082. Life in Geometry with no Parole reviewsMy loathing of math, and the realization that my boredom is nothing compared to a certain other's.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-7-08 - Published: 3-7-083. Things you Don't Want to Hear » reviewsQuotes you don't want to hear from people in various professions. [new: psychiatrists]Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 2-2-08 - Published: 11-26-074. The Truth About McDonald's, Part Dos reviewsWe all know McDonald's is greasy, but there's more to it than that. Here it is. My second McDonald's parody fic.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 12-13-075. Sacrificial Ritual Gone Awry reviewsA possessed llama... can't really say much more than that. The prompt was 'Write about a heart that won't quit'. Really, I have no clue where this idea came from.Complete - Action - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-24-07 - Published: 6-24-076. The Truth About McDonald's reviewsThere's something every man, woman, and child on the planet needs to know about McDonald's. Don't be the person who thinks they can live life without knowing what's going on there.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-15-07 - Published: 5-15-077. The Squishy Fishy reviewsPrompt: Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Write about the courage it takes to try something new. To which I responded with this story.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-8-07 - Published: 5-8-07