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| Blissfully Sarcastic |
Author has written 66 stories for General, Humor, Love, Life, General, Humor, Romance, Fantasy, Family, Song, Young Adult, Fantasy, War, and Friendship. Hm. I decided to take this account out of retirement. Why? I know most of my old readers on here probably won't remember me or probably don't care, but. Meh. I decided, "Hell, why not?!" I'm not one of those writers who will flame your criticism; I'm the one who will usually take your advice, seeing as I know that I don't know everything. I'm willing to admit it, too. I'm not the smartest person in the world and I make mistakes like everyone else does. I'd scream it to you, too, but I doubt you could hear it through the computer screen. I love criticism. I care that you hate a piece (not in the way that I'll be hurt, but in the way where I want to know what you're thinking), I'd just rather know why you hated said piece so I know not to do it again. I actually prefer that you hate it, I love when you hate it, that why you can give me something to work off of. I also love that you love it, as long as you tell me why you loved it so much so I can repeat it. If you just post "YOU SUCK," or "I LOVE YOU," I might have to handcuff you to a lightening rod and wait for the next thunder storm. (Not that I've done that to anyone...yet.) Little pet peeve of mine. Okay, okay. It's a big pet peeve of mine. Now that you know what I do on this site, here's a little background information about myself. My name's Kristen; I'm fifteen, my birthday was June second. (Here's the part where you gasp and think of how inappropriate I am for my age.) As my name says, I tend to be sarcastic sometimes. I'm a girl and, no, I don't always write in a girl's point of view like most girls do. I do admit, though, that I do write in a girl's point of view most of the time. Not because I am one, just because it's a little habit of mine. I write mostly because I have nothing better to do (yes, I am a loser, thanks for asking); not because I'm good and want to wave it in your face. I actually don't think I'd fall anywhere higher than a "decent" on the writing scale. I play the keyboard, sing, and swim a lot. I like most types of music; most bands are okay for me to listen to. (Not that that's relevant to anything, really. Just thought I'd throw it in there to waste some space.) All right, all done. Oh, by the way, don't take any of my reviews personally if they say something negative about your work. I'm highly opinionated, and will say what I mean (two words: breath mint). If I've offended you in anyway, feel free to drop me a message saying so. | |||||||
1. Revelation reviewsI didn't know whether to put this under Love or Life, so this will work. Tell me what you think?Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-19-09 - Complete2. The ModernDay Fairytale reviewsBecause hallucinogens are just so fun?Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-19-09 - Complete3. Planetary Revolution reviewsI suppose this would fit in this category. The whole poem was the after-effects of a super bomb, so if you know where it'd fit better, that'd be greatly appreciated. Tell me what you think?Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-19-09 - Complete4. Crumbling reviewsI haven't posted anything for a long while; I'm sorry. I'm in a writer's block; everything I write is horrible. This song's actually decent. It's kind of half fictional story and half philosophically based.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-18-08 - Complete5. Pebble reviewsSorry I haven't been uploading. I've been on writer's block and most of what I'm writing is horrible. Sorry.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-5-08 - Complete6. The Summers Are Here reviewsWell, here I am again, wondering if I should delete this story or not. Critiques are good, as are general opinions in this case. There's not much I can tell you about the poem without giving anything away, though.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-28-08 - Complete7. Willow reviewsIt's written as a song, but you don't know the beat, so you can just read it as a poem. It's about getting over a loss. Again, I'm sorry for not posting in a while.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-21-08 - Complete8. JohnnyTell me what you think. Sorry I haven't been posting.Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Published: 6-21-089. Butterfly Kisses reviewsYup, men are scumbags. Sorry for not posting in a while.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-21-08 - Complete10. White Kittens in Little DressingsI'll write up a summary later. Tell me what you think. Sorry for not posting in a while, check my bio for descriptions.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Published: 6-21-08 - Complete11. The Simply Beautiful PoemBeauty is in the eyes of the beholder." That's really what I was going for here. Again, sorry for not posting recently. Details in my bio, first paragraph.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Published: 6-21-08 - Complete12. Man and Woman reviewsThis is the title for right now, for lack of a better one. If you have an idea, please tell me. Sorry for not posting in a while, I've been busy, there are details in my bio.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-21-08 - Complete13. The Bird and Flower reviewsAnother Holocaust poem that I wrote in class. I think it's pretty good. Opinions?Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-2-08 - Complete14. Tombstone reviewsA story about death, obviously.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-2-08 - Complete15. Uncivil War reviewsA story about the American Civil War...or any civil war, for that matter.Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-1-08 - Complete16. Little Black Bird reviewsA poem about slavery. I'm getting out of my writer's block, so I'll be able to write more, hopefully. Anyways, opinions please?Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-1-08 - Complete17. Sky of Faded Smoke reviewsOut of all of the Holocaust poems I've written recently, I think this is my favorite. Opinions, please?Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-31-08 - Complete18. Send Your Thank You reviewsYet another Holocaust poem. How many am I going to write? I have no idea. Opinions please?Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-18-08 - Complete19. Ironic reviewsAnother Holocaust poem I wrote while in school. I have too much free time on my hands in class. Heh. Anywho, opinions?Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-18-08 - Complete20. The Truck reviewsA short Holocaust story I wrote in class.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-12-08 - Complete21. Cyclops No Longer reviewsSorry I haven't been posting often. I'm in a writer's block...again. It stinks. Anyways, here's a little something I typed up.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-10-08 - Complete22. Black and White, Black and White reviewsI'm sorry that I haven't uploaded anything, other than this, in a while, everyone. And I'll think up a summary later, for the title is pretty self-explanatory.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-23-08 - Complete23. The Birth of a Monster » reviewsNatalie Smith, young and smart, could have done anything with her life. This is the path she chose, clinging to every sweet word her master utters, hoping that one day she will become as beautiful a beast as he is, was obviously not the right one.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,972 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-10-08 - Published: 11-3-0724. Little Faces, Happy Places reviewsAnd All the Debts that have been Repaid [The title got cut off, and that's the end of the it.] Twisted little song for my twisted little readers. Gets a tad bit graphic, but it doesn't really describe WHAT he does.Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-26-08 - Complete25. He Smiled Like He Meant It reviews[I'll put a summary up later. Can't think of one now.]Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-24-08 - Complete26. Reunion of Sorts reviewsTwisted little poem I thought up while having nothing better to do in school. [Yes, I thought it up in school. Weird, I know, but I never claimed normalcy.]Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-10-08 - Complete27. Not a Problem reviewsAh, can you tell I'm not much of a lover here? Ha.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-4-08 - Complete28. Monster In The Basement reviewsAnother song. Tell me how badly it stinks.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-22-07 - Complete29. Staining Roses reviewsAbout a person who has lost her lover.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-22-07 - Complete30. A Little Piece of Reality for ya reviewsPlease keep in mind, I'm not expecting this to be very good. I haven't written a rhyming poem in a long while, and even then it wasn't any good, nor was it as hard as a song is. Curious to see how it turns out.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-22-07 - Complete31. Lost Senses reviewsJust a story I wrote in school when I was bored.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-10-07 - Complete32. Dear Daddy reviewsA child writting to her father who has died.Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-9-07 - Complete33. The Dollhouse Theory reviewsI haven't written a short story in a long while, so here I am. About a girl telling how her life is like a dollhouse.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-8-07 - Complete34. Sticks And Stones reviewsSimple poem about words and what they can do.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-8-07 - Complete35. MommyDaddy Time reviewsStill trying to get out of this writer's block.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-8-07 - Complete36. When Darkness Fights Back » reviewsIt's going to be a long poem of sorts, if I do decide to keep it going. I'd really like opinions on it so I know whether to keep it, trash it, edit it.Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-7-0737. Emotional reviewsStill trying to get out of my writers block and failing at personification, but what else is new?Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-6-07 - Complete38. Seasons reviewsWe were talking about winters and springs in English earlier this year, what they meant metaphorically and the like. Just thought I'd give it a whirl.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-5-07 - Complete39. English? reviewsAbout how mean and confusing the English language is. [I was bored. Sue me.]Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-4-07 - Complete40. The Voices reviewsAbout a crazy person in confinements talking about the voices in his or her head.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-2-07 - Complete41. Paint My Heart Black reviewsStill working on a summary, seeing as the title is pretty self explanatory.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-25-07 - Complete42. DollhouseYet another one of my stories where a character is grieving, kind of, over a loss.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Published: 10-23-07 - Complete43. Bloodied Hands and Distorted Alibis reviewsJust a little poem I wrote for no reason in particular. Hope you like it. By the way, if I wasn't bad enough for you in first person, you're going to love me in second person.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-23-07 - Complete44. I'll Send my Heart to You reviewsTitle pretty much explains itself.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-23-07 - Complete45. Just Sleeping reviewsSeeing as I haven't been writing in a little kid's perspective in a long while, I decided to write this. It's about a girl who wants to her dad to wake up.Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-23-07 - Complete46. She's the Reason reviewsA story about how a guy killed himself over a girl and the story behind it. I'm having trouble with a title here. Help me out?Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-22-07 - Complete47. Little Love Letter reviewsI couldn't think of anything and I was getting tired of poems, so I wrote a little letter. It's not my best, but it's not my worst either.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-22-07 - Complete48. Can I be the Girl this Time? reviewsAn almost sequel to Can I be the Guy this Time?. I just didn't want to favor one gender.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-22-07 - Complete49. Movie Stars reviewsMake way for the most pointless song, if you could call it a song, ever. Thank you, thank you. Hold your applause.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-20-07 - Complete50. Writer's Block reviewsWhat a weird name you have.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-18-07 - Complete51. I'll be the Guy this Time reviewsI'm tired of being a girl. Why don't I be the guy? Just this once.Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-18-07 - Complete52. Mother reviewsLeave me alone. You will never understand. Sorry in advance for my language. I cursed. A lot. Oops.Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-18-07 - Complete53. I'll Miss You reviewsNot that you care anymore.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-18-07 - Complete54. I Cannot Love Again reviewsWhat abusive relationships do to the victim once they are over.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-17-07 - Complete55. Living a Nightmare reviewsWill this Hellhole ever end?Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-17-07 - Complete56. Cassee the Crazy reviewsI am Cassee the Crazy. Bow before me if you want to keep your sanity.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-15-07 - Complete57. I'm Standing reviewsAnd you decide my fate.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-13-07 - Complete58. Smile reviewsYou're dying. Smile.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-13-07 - Complete59. Broken Hearts and Wilted Roses reviewsThis is the first short story that I've written in a long while that was even close to decent. Finally! Anyways, it's about a girl whose boyfriend left her, leaving only twelve roses as a 'parting gift.'Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-3-07 - Complete60. A Lonely Muffin reviewsAll of the introductions of fairy tales I could think of, crammed into one story and lengthened a bit. Just goes to show you why I hate when books do things like that.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-30-07 - Complete61. What if people were reviewsA bunch of what ifs with random office supplies. Ha, ha. I'm having major title trouble here. Help me if you can please?Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-30-07 - Complete62. Monster Living With Me reviewsI wrote it when I was mad at my something...I won't say who because it'll give away the ending. I'm over it now, but this helped out a lot. It was written in a child's eyes, or it was supposed to sound like it was anyway.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-30-07 - Complete63. Mother's Voice reviewsIt's about a child who has lost her Mum. Meh, it's old. I found it, patched it up, and here it is.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-25-07 - Complete64. Don't Tell Me reviewsAbout a guy who is cheating on a girl. The girl knows, though she really doesn't much seem to care. Mehhhh.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-25-07 - Complete65. Untitled Document reviewsProbably one of the most random and completely pointless works of poetry out there...Please hold your applause.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-25-07 - Complete66. Not Named Yet reviewsIt's hard to type up a summary or name a piece like this without giving too much away. Help?Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-29-07 - Complete
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