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Author has written 16 stories for General, Humor, Supernatural, Love, Thriller, Essay, and Life. Welcome. I would offer you a muffin, but I find that cyber muffins just aren't the same. I love reading and writing, and as a result I'm here writing this instead of having anything resembling a social life. I have a Fanfiction account under the same name, which is currenently quite abandoned, and a dA account which contains basically everything here plus photos. I think I'm a decent writer, but I have room for much improvement, so please help me on my way with suggestions in the form of reviews. If I don't update, and can't provide a good reason, feel free to send a message providing a proverbial kick up the rear. My style varies sometimes, but is consistently uncertain. Oh, and I love my pot- my teapot!! I highly recommend the artwork of http://www.fictionpress.com/u/608443/. Simply amazing! A good bookshop is just a genteel black hole that can read- Terry Pratchett "I would really like to wake up… but I am awake..." "My advice to all those who are going to find themselves is: stay exactly where you are. Otherwise you are in great danger of losing yourself forever." "Life is one huge lottery where only winning tickets are visible." "We're alive, you know, but we live this only once. We open our arms and declare that we exist, but then we are swept aside and thrust into the depths of history." -Jostein Gaarder, The Solitaire Mystery Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea. This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small pieces of paper that were unhappy. -Douglas Adams Updates: Powers: On hiatus until I can figure out where the hell it's going... Maybe to come: More short stories as a result of procrastination. Magpie: A sardonically-written humorous thriller... I think. The Separation of Jekyll and Hyde: In-progress, going pretty well. Deep: Stuff underwater. Akane: Violent longish short story/ shortish normal story. The occasional special insanity. Anything else my twisted mind chooses to haunt me with. | |||||||
1. Separation of Jekyll and Hyde » reviewsMaybe separating a conflicting personality isn't such a good thing... rated for safety, really.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,486 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-3-10 - Published: 2-5-092. Perspective reviewsSo your life is really excrement, is it? Rated for language.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-8-09 - Complete3. Rose Tinted Spectacles reviewsA short story about optimism, innocence and how growing up destroys them.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-12-09 - Complete4. Bullying and the attitude towards itSelf-explanatory- quite interesting.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Published: 4-11-09 - Complete5. Valentines Day was CANCELLED! reviewsTitle says it all. 'Tis quite humorous, and will brighten up your day. No, really.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-11-09 - Complete6. Apocalypse for Christmas reviewsApocalypse on Christmas? Good grief, it's the end of the world!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-18-08 - Complete7. Lycanthropica » reviewsTo be a werewolf is to be an outsider... it's not always vice-versa, though.Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,648 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 12-8-08 - Published: 6-17-088. Conch Shell » reviewsFive gothic teenagers will enter- only one will leave alive. Welcome. To. CONCH SHELL!Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,086 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-18-08 - Published: 10-17-08 - Complete9. The Duck reviewsLittle bit of Halloween randomness for ya. It has a duck in it, how could it possibly be a bad story?Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-30-08 - Complete10. He Is The Play reviewsThe Play being life.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-9-08 - Complete11. Powers » reviewsZanna lives in a world where 5 percent of the population has supernatural powers. Of course, this has it's disadvantages...Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-2-08 - Published: 10-25-0712. The Beach reviewsPast and present, it's changed a lot.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-15-08 - Complete13. Stupid Cupid reviewsIt's Valentines Day, and Cupid's about to learn not everyone loves him! Rated for slight mild languageFiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-15-08 - Complete14. The Empath reviewsHappiness doesn't come easy when you're feeling everyone elses...Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-9-08 - Complete15. Bippy the Dental Hygieneobsessed Elf! reviewsWhy doesn't Santa have a dental plan?Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-20-07 - Complete16. StaringElla used to be normal now, six months after an incident, she must face a judgmental school. Tell me if the rating should be changedFiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Published: 10-14-07 - Complete
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