If you haven't read my story...please do. (Currently - Kismet)
After that...you can go jump off a cliff, or whetever else it is you like to do in your spare time.
Why are you still here? I thought I told you to leave...Argh. Fine, but if you start reading, you're gonna have to finish.
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Okay...I really don't get why the heck you're still going, but anyway.
I love to sing...I can sorta dance. As you have probably guessed by now, I love to read and write.
My favorite things at the moment:
These sayings:
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them as much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Death is hereditary.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
The Songs:
Gone Forever - Three Days Grace
Riot - Three Days Grace
Going Under - Evanescence
My Immortal - Evanescence
No Such Thing - John Meyer
Um...Yeah...I'll probably add more someday. Have a nice day. Actually...Remember that cliff we were talking about earlier? At the bottom, there's lots of treasure.
Go fetch.
Update March 30, 2008
I've been dancing all weekend. And my best friend from elementary school was txting me all afternoon. It made me so happy cuz I've really missed us being friends!
I'm soooo sore all over from dance, but I'm gonna work on Kismet now...
GO READ MY STORY!!
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