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uskohakuchan
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since: 05-21-07, id: 568423, Profile edited: 08-20-08
country: United States
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Author has written 26 stories for Romance, Love, Horror, Humor, General, Humor, General, Life, and Friendship.

AIM: USkohakuchan rarely used

Other Sites: fanfiction.net/uskohakuchan

Who Am I?

Well. I'm the greatest person of all time.

That's a lie.

Favorite TV Shows: CRIME: Bones/Law and Order/Women's Murder Club;

JOSS WHEDON: Buffy/Angel/ Serenity;

HOSPITAL :Scrubs/House;

GENERAL: Anything On FUSE/Cartoon Network

Favorite Animes/Mangas of the moment: Read or Die (Anime) / Hot Gimmick (Manga)

Favorite Band of the moment: The Classic Crime

Song of the Moment: Prostitution is the Worlds Oldest Profession (and I, Dear Madame, am a Professional) by Cobra Starship


COMPLETED:

The Brewing War:

Written at a very young age. Pretty cliche story about vampires, werewolves, and the "savior" of the vampire race, Raven. Gave me a good laugh when I read it, hopefully will give a good laugh to others.

Cavities:

A Second Person POV about my love of, well obsession with, Wonka Nerds Candy. The first step to overcoming an addiction is admitting you have one...

Chips:

A boy's hate of pink nailpolish and love of his girlfriend's black, chipped nailpolish painted nails.

A Decade Under the Influence:

Another Second Person POV. This time about my boombox and my fav song, A Decade Under The Influence by Taking Back Sunday.

Endlessly, A Broken Promise:

Angsty, I think. Random, I know.

Good God Woman! Would You Put Some Clothes On?!

Meant to be a sort-of parody, not at all political. Sorry if it comes out that way. Anyways, a story about a nudist's entrance into society.

Ink-Stained Fingers:

Erm, a poem about how much I love the dark. Sort of nonsensical, but I tried.

Jerry's Dead:

A very odd, slightly creepy poem. Very random.

Manga Ai:

A haiku about the typical anime/manga character I fall for. Think all the Naruto-Kyo Sohma-Inuyasha-Ryouki Tachibana-Deshwitat's. Or if you're a normal person not obsessed with Japanese anime/manga, think all the hotheaded men who are unable to communicate their feelings for someone through nonviolent means.

Mentor:

A student and her teacher. The student observes and dreams. This is quite random, but well-written, I think.

Mischief Mania:

Richard is ordered to take over the duties of a mischief demon after his friend becomes "sick". The target for his mischief: One Blair Peters. Can they survive each other??

My Side: Eurylachus Speaks:

Eurylochus, Odysseus' cousin and insubordinate crewman in the Odyssey, tells his side of the story from beyond the grave. This is yet another Odyssey assignment for English class.

Oddness is Odd:

A weird story using the characters from the Odyssey. Not for the faint of heart or mind.

Pink-Lemonade Tea:

A one-shot story about Maya Barton and her childhood boyfriend Skylar Harris. Kinda cute, I think.

Sketchy Man:

At my school, sketchy is normally used to mean creepy. Don't know why, but...anyways, while listening to a conversation with my friends about "sketchy men", I was assaulted with this brilliant idea: writing a song about a sketchy man and the girl he stalks. This is what came about.

Spent:

A poem about writer's block. Written when I was afflicted with that horrible disease.

Teletubby Rap:

Exactly as it sounds. A rap. About Teletubbies.

The Black Dog:

A little story I wrote after reading too much Edgar Allan Poe. Not that great, but hey I was eight. That rhymed...wow, I'm pathetic. Anyways, I've been warned that it's kind of creepy.

The Days: The Odyssey in Modern Times:

Another Odyssey story written for school. The Odyssey in Modern Times is based off of an essay I wrote on how Odysseus' arrogance is the cause of all the major deaths in the Odyssey.

Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star:

A short ficlet about a guy who loves a star. He remembers her on her birthday.

Thoughts On A Broken Connection:

Poem. Prelude to "Thoughts On A Changing Of Feelings." A man wonders when his lover will realize that they weren't meant for forever.

Thoughts On A Changing Of Feelings:

Sonnet form: 14 lines, ten syllables per line, end-rhyme. A man leaves his lover because he has changed and he can't go back.




1. My Hair reviews
//I won't cut my beard and I won't change my hair, it grows like fancy flowers but it grows nowhere, my hair, my hair// A girl gets hair extensions...
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-08 - Published: 10-5-08
2. Yummy Purple Man reviews
A stalker-ish poem I wrote a couple of months ago...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-26-08 - Published: 5-26-08
3. There's No I In Team reviews
Was I your mistake? Was it me that made you go?
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-19-08 - Published: 3-19-08
4. Good God Woman! reviews
Good God Woman! Would You Put Some Clothes On' A Nudist Camp's Girl's Introduction into society. It isn't pretty. Warning: May Be Offensive. Read, Enjoy, and Review!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 2-11-08
5. PinkLemonade Tea reviews
A cutesy oneshot about a transfer student, a girl, and their past. Sort of juvenile, sorry.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 1-26-08
6. InkStained Fingers reviews
I relish the dark...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 1-26-08
7. Spent reviews
You're creatively spent...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 1-26-08
8. Manga Ai reviews
The boys I love...a haiku.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 1-26-08
9. Sketchy Man reviews
Say sketchy can be used to mean creepy. And then say I wrote a song about a girl and her stalker. Yeah, this is utter randomness.Hope you enjoy!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-28-07 - Published: 12-28-07
10. A Decade Under the Influence reviews
I got a bad feeling about this.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
11. Cavities reviews
Your teeth hurt. Terribly.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
12. The Brewing War reviews
Cliche story about war between vampires and werewolfs. Complete with interspecies romance, human children of vampires, and cliche main characters name. Never completed. Hope you get a good laugh from this.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-22-07 - Published: 12-22-07
13. Chips reviews
Black lacquered nails. His obsession. R&R Please.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-16-07 - Published: 12-16-07
14. The Days: Odyssey in Modern Times reviews
Response to yet another english assignment. This time Odysseus works for CosmoGirl. Dn, Dn, Dh! Enjoy and R&R.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-15-07 - Published: 11-15-07
15. My Side::Eurylachus Speaks reviews
This an English Assignment on Homer's The Odyssey. Eurylachus speaks on his behalf. Kinda random. Enjoi!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-28-07 - Published: 10-28-07
16. Mentor reviews
A student and her teacher. The student observes and dreams. R&R Please!
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-07 - Published: 10-3-07
17. Mischief Mania » reviews
Richard is a mischief demon. Blair's the target for his mischief. Now add a little death, utter chaos, and romance to the mix and you get an atypical story about humans and demons. Check it out and drop me some reviews please.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,120 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 6-2-07
18. Endlessly, A Broken Promise reviews
You broke the promise, I strove so hard to keep...Waiting for what will never happen, Is a sad way to live... A poem. Kinda angsty, I think. Really random, I know. R&R is always appreciated.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-21-07 - Published: 9-21-07
19. Seasons Change ::Fruit In The Summer reviews
I was always named Cherry. For as long as I can remember, that’s who I’ve been. I am Cherry. Not to be confused, that’s my not my real name. Of course not, what person in their right mind would name their son Cherry? R&R.Angst.AN: May be continued.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-28-07 - Published: 8-28-07
20. Teletubby Rap reviews
School Assignment. Had to write a rap. Read that Teletubbies dumbed down a whole generation of babies. This is the outcome. Enjoy!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 8-17-07
21. Jerry's Dead reviews
Odd piece. Enjoy!
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 8-13-07
22. Oddness Is Odd reviews
A response to my English teacher's assignment on The Odyssey. Warning: This fic is strange, but read on if offensive humor makes you laugh. Reviews are appreciated.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-22-07 - Published: 6-22-07
23. The Black Dog reviews
When Leo starts telling his friends that a black dog is threatening to kill him, no one believes him. Just a short ficlet written by a third grader. Enjoy. R&R is appreciated.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-13-07 - Published: 6-13-07
24. Thoughts On A Broken Connection reviews
A man out of love waits for her to realize that they weren't meant to be. Written as a prelude to Thoughts On A Changing of Feelings. R&R is appreciated.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-11-07 - Published: 6-11-07
25. Thoughts On A Changing of Feelings reviews
A little sonnet about a lover realizing his relationship just wasn't meant to be. R&R is appreciated.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-11-07 - Published: 6-11-07
26. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star reviews
A man remembers his star on her birthday.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-25-07 - Published: 5-25-07
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