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since: 05-21-07, id: 568423, Profile edited: 03-01-08
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Author has written 25 stories for General, Horror, Humor, Romance, Humor, Love, General, Life, and Friendship.

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Who Am I?

Well. I'm the greatest person of all time.

That's a lie.

Favorite TV Shows: CRIME: Bones/Law and Order/Women's Murder Club;

JOSS WHEDON: Buffy/Angel/ Serenity;

HOSPITAL :Scrubs/House;

GENERAL: Anything On FUSE/Cartoon Network

Favorite Animes/Mangas of the moment: Read or Die (Anime) / Hot Gimmick (Manga)

Favorite Band of the moment: Coheed and Cambria

Song of the Moment: Gravemakers and Gunslingers by forementioned band

So draw little piggy better watch out for number one.
(I think fear a bad wind blowing today)
You better put up your shudders cause Lord knows
Now I ain't stopping till the worst gets
Alive little story don't you creep out that fuckin rut.
(It's best that you don't go walking through there)
Now who's the "don't bother knocking?"
Cause god knows I am not stopping till you breathe none.

(Hey)
What I miss are one and the same.

Just give it the push while I kick start
(There's just no time for this)
Come on, it's just the hurt I'm looking for
Don't wanna live no more
You've got the gun, I've got the bullets
Don't wanna live no more
Well baby, be my lover
Go on and pull that trigger!

You're the sin of the city, now repent for the wrong you've done
(Not sorry for this, not sorry at all)
You're a snake under cover
The wolf of another, just this bad motherfucker
Leave a long trail of nothing, little bad boy, your gun in hand.
(Its best that you don't go walking through there)
Now who's the calm boy your popping?
Cause god knows I am not stopping till you breathe none.

(Hey)
What I miss are one and the same.

Just give it the push while I kick start
(There's just no time for this)
Come on, it's just the hurt I'm looking for
Don't wanna live no more
You've got the gun, I've got the bullets
Don't wanna live no more
Well baby, be my lover
Go on and pull that trigger!

GOD "Oh Christ Will You Bury My Body?"
IS NOT "Oh Christ Will You Bury My Body?"
HERE! "Oh Christ Will You Bury My Body?"

We'll keep marching to the top of this tower
As God isn't at home. No.
There's nothing in the way that could stop us
It's your time to go.

(Hey)
What I miss are one and the same.

Just give it the push while I kick start
(There's just no time for this)
Come on, it's just the hurt I'm looking for
(Don't wanna live no more)
You've got the gun, I've got the bullets
Don't wanna live no more
Well baby, be my lover
Go on and pull that trigger!

(I don't wanna live no more)
Go on and pull that trigger!
(Wanna live no more)
My Lover go on and pull that trigger!


COMPLETED:

The Brewing War:

Written at a very young age. Pretty cliche story about vampires, werewolves, and the "savior" of the vampire race, Raven. Gave me a good laugh when I read it, hopefully will give a good laugh to others.

Cavities:

A Second Person POV about my love of, well obsession with, Wonka Nerds Candy. The first step to overcoming an addiction is admitting you have one...

Chips:

A boy's hate of pink nailpolish and love of his girlfriend's black, chipped nailpolish painted nails.

A Decade Under the Influence:

Another Second Person POV. This time about my boombox and my fav song, A Decade Under The Influence by Taking Back Sunday.

Endlessly, A Broken Promise:

Angsty, I think. Random, I know.

Good God Woman! Would You Put Some Clothes On?!

Meant to be a sort-of parody, not at all political. Sorry if it comes out that way. Anyways, a story about a nudist's entrance into society.

Ink-Stained Fingers:

Erm, a poem about how much I love the dark. Sort of nonsensical, but I tried.

Jerry's Dead:

A very odd, slightly creepy poem. Very random.

Manga Ai:

A haiku about the typical anime/manga character I fall for. Think all the Naruto-Kyo Sohma-Inuyasha-Ryouki Tachibana-Deshwitat's. Or if you're a normal person not obsessed with Japanese anime/manga, think all the hotheaded men who are unable to communicate their feelings for someone through nonviolent means.

Mentor:

A student and her teacher. The student observes and dreams. This is quite random, but well-written, I think.

Mischief Mania:

Richard is ordered to take over the duties of a mischief demon after his friend becomes "sick". The target for his mischief: One Blair Peters. Can they survive each other???

My Side:: Eurylachus Speaks:

Eurylochus, Odysseus' cousin and insubordinate crewman in the Odyssey, tells his side of the story from beyond the grave. This is yet another Odyssey assignment for English class.

Oddness is Odd:

A weird story using the characters from the Odyssey. Not for the faint of heart or mind.

Pink-Lemonade Tea:

A one-shot story about Maya Barton and her childhood boyfriend Skylar Harris. Kinda cute, I think.

Sketchy Man:

At my school, sketchy is normally used to mean creepy. Don't know why, but...anyways, while listening to a conversation with my friends about "sketchy men", I was assaulted with this brilliant idea: writing a song about a sketchy man and the girl he stalks. This is what came about.

Spent:

A poem about writer's block. Written when I was afflicted with that horrible disease.

Teletubby Rap:

Exactly as it sounds. A rap. About Teletubbies.

The Black Dog:

A little story I wrote after reading too much Edgar Allan Poe. Not that great, but hey I was eight. That rhymed...wow, I'm pathetic. Anyways, I've been warned that it's kind of creepy.

The Days:: The Odyssey in Modern Times:

Another Odyssey story written for school. The Odyssey in Modern Times is based off of an essay I wrote on how Odysseus' arrogance is the cause of all the major deaths in the Odyssey.

Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star:

A short ficlet about a guy who loves a star. He remembers her on her birthday.

Thoughts On A Broken Connection:

Poem. Prelude to "Thoughts On A Changing Of Feelings." A man wonders when his lover will realize that they weren't meant for forever.

Thoughts On A Changing Of Feelings:

Sonnet form: 14 lines, ten syllables per line, end-rhyme. A man leaves his lover because he has changed and he can't go back.




1. Yummy Purple Man reviews
A stalker-ish poem I wrote a couple of months ago...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-26-08 - Published: 5-26-08
2. There's No I In Team reviews
Was I your mistake? Was it me that made you go?
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-19-08 - Published: 3-19-08
3. Good God Woman! reviews
Good God Woman! Would You Put Some Clothes On' A Nudist Camp's Girl's Introduction into society. It isn't pretty. Warning: May Be Offensive. Read, Enjoy, and Review!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 2-11-08
4. PinkLemonade Tea reviews
A cutesy oneshot about a transfer student, a girl, and their past. Sort of juvenile, sorry.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 1-26-08
5. InkStained Fingers reviews
I relish the dark...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 1-26-08
6. Spent reviews
You're creatively spent...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 1-26-08
7. Manga Ai reviews
The boys I love...a haiku.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 1-26-08
8. Sketchy Man reviews
Say sketchy can be used to mean creepy. And then say I wrote a song about a girl and her stalker. Yeah, this is utter randomness.Hope you enjoy!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-28-07 - Published: 12-28-07
9. A Decade Under the Influence reviews
I got a bad feeling about this.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
10. Cavities reviews
Your teeth hurt. Terribly.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
11. The Brewing War reviews
Cliche story about war between vampires and werewolfs. Complete with interspecies romance, human children of vampires, and cliche main characters name. Never completed. Hope you get a good laugh from this.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-22-07 - Published: 12-22-07
12. Chips reviews
Black lacquered nails. His obsession. R&R Please.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-16-07 - Published: 12-16-07
13. The Days: Odyssey in Modern Times reviews
Response to yet another english assignment. This time Odysseus works for CosmoGirl. Dn, Dn, Dh! Enjoy and R&R.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-15-07 - Published: 11-15-07
14. My Side::Eurylachus Speaks reviews
This an English Assignment on Homer's The Odyssey. Eurylachus speaks on his behalf. Kinda random. Enjoi!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-28-07 - Published: 10-28-07
15. Mentor reviews
A student and her teacher. The student observes and dreams. R&R Please!
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-07 - Published: 10-3-07
16. Mischief Mania » reviews
Richard is a mischief demon. Blair's the target for his mischief. Now add a little death, utter chaos, and romance to the mix and you get an atypical story about humans and demons. Check it out and drop me some reviews please.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,120 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 6-2-07
17. Endlessly, A Broken Promise reviews
You broke the promise, I strove so hard to keep...Waiting for what will never happen, Is a sad way to live... A poem. Kinda angsty, I think. Really random, I know. R&R is always appreciated.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-21-07 - Published: 9-21-07
18. Seasons Change ::Fruit In The Summer reviews
I was always named Cherry. For as long as I can remember, that’s who I’ve been. I am Cherry. Not to be confused, that’s my not my real name. Of course not, what person in their right mind would name their son Cherry? R&R.Angst.AN: May be continued.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-28-07 - Published: 8-28-07
19. Teletubby Rap reviews
School Assignment. Had to write a rap. Read that Teletubbies dumbed down a whole generation of babies. This is the outcome. Enjoy!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 8-17-07
20. Jerry's Dead reviews
Odd piece. Enjoy!
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 8-13-07
21. Oddness Is Odd reviews
A response to my English teacher's assignment on The Odyssey. Warning: This fic is strange, but read on if offensive humor makes you laugh. Reviews are appreciated.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-22-07 - Published: 6-22-07
22. The Black Dog reviews
When Leo starts telling his friends that a black dog is threatening to kill him, no one believes him. Just a short ficlet written by a third grader. Enjoy. R&R is appreciated.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-13-07 - Published: 6-13-07
23. Thoughts On A Broken Connection reviews
A man out of love waits for her to realize that they weren't meant to be. Written as a prelude to Thoughts On A Changing of Feelings. R&R is appreciated.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-11-07 - Published: 6-11-07
24. Thoughts On A Changing of Feelings reviews
A little sonnet about a lover realizing his relationship just wasn't meant to be. R&R is appreciated.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-11-07 - Published: 6-11-07
25. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star reviews
A man remembers his star on her birthday.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-25-07 - Published: 5-25-07
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