I. Write. SLASH!

I know you're reading my profile, now go back and review a story instead of wasting your time with the boring technicalities that plague my life.

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10/20/09 The sixth chapter is done! It's a third of the entire story so far and needs a lot of editing, but it's finally finished. I feel like crying. And hey, it only took me...half a year.

9/2/09 Hey everyone! Yeah, yeah I've been a bit lazy, but just a bit really. The next chapter of The Theft of Caron Michaels will most likely be posted on Sunday or Monday.

5/18/09 Hey everyone! I know, I looked at my stories and I couldn’t believe I’ve been away for two years either. I have had the longest year of my life! But I didn’t stop writing. I’ve got about four chapters of The Theft of Caron Michaels, 2.5 of Boy in the Corner, and about five other stories going at once. Problem is they’re scattered across the great black hole of the house and most of them are just two page scenes or written on note cards. I actually have some written on the back of what I thought was junk mail and turned out to be veeeerrrry important. That got me into trouble.

After the 22nd things will rocket off, I swear. I am sooooo disappointed in my measly little self. I do hereby forbid myself from ever eating celery again!

So sorry. My license as a writer should be taken away and I should be tortured for hours. smacks head into desk This is inexcusable...

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If you're here from my slash stories, give my het ones a try. If you're here from my het stories, give my slash ones a try. Normally I prefer to explore the relationships between two men, but ever since I read Twilight I've been writing in the boy meets girl vampire fiction genre. I HATED Twilight so I keep trying to write a better vampire story (because I so heart vampires). Actually whenever I reach a bump in my writing I read an page of Twilight, say "I can do better than that," like the snob I am and start writing again. Best cure for writers block out there.

Stories

Boy in the Corner: A man named Luka quasi-kidnaps a young boy he finds in a bar who is about to have sex with a bar manager in order to get a job. Not nearly as dark as it sounds. I'm tired of all the druggie, prostitute, rentboy, abused fiction, so I'd thought I'd mention that it isn't what you'd expect just in case people out there share my opinion and might bypass my story. It's getting better as I go along, so give it a few chapters before you write it off.

The Theft of Caron Michaels: When on a heist an out of the ordinary robber makes a few mistakes and ends up kidnapping (maybe I have a thing for kidnapping?) a surfer-chic teen named Caron. Can they out run the police until they're safely out of the country? Will they make it out of the country? (tune in next chapter, same WAFF place, same WAFF time)

Condoms and Chicken Glaze: I like it better for "The one on the right" and "The one on the left"'s conversation than it's contribution to the story.

Ideas

Mythology: Riony works for a corrupt research company, if he tries to quit his life is forfeit. He is the youngest Dyth on record, the youngest doctor to research Myths, mythical creatures that came out of hiding seven years ago. TaYles, the research facility, breaks every law and every moral out there, performing live dissections without pain medication, treating sentient creatures worse than animals. When the first fey (a fairy-like creature) is handed to him on the pure chance that something better came along for the others and no one's watching, can he be the one to finally make peace with the fey tribes by studying this fey properly?

Bangle Bangor: When an evil alien race decides to take over the world by assassinating all the world leaders and their heirs (I know, very over done) another race begins to take steps to stop them. Not aware that a President is elected they go after his son, but someone is there to stop them. Bangle Bangor, one of the top...well okay, the last resort agent, is there to protect the president's son, an aloof blond with a distaste for other's company. Will Bangle be able to slip in as a chef? Will the quirky alien with dark hair and eyes be able to get close (maybe too close) to the blond and blue eyed ice prince he calls Snowflake?

Other

Writing exercises: Just a bunch of writing exercises I thought were amusing.