Name: Loser-in-training ('tis the same on FanFiction)

Age: Geez...I'm not OLD

Gender: Female

Likes: animals, poetry, green, nature, green, running, writing, pranking, oh, and did I forget to mention GREEN??

Dislikes: PINK (ughh...it's toxic), shopping hours on end, the annoying people, school, not running

Fav. Shows: Dukes Of Hazzard, Beyblade, Naruto, Prince of Tennis, Pirates Of the Carribean,SWAT Kats, Alvin & the chipmunks, CSI, CSI: Miami,

Random Quotes:

"A guy goes to a gun store, buys three guns, a lot of ammunition, walks up the the counter and asks, 'Do you have any ski masks?' "

"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."

"Time flies when you're having fun. hot dogs fly when you squeeze the bun."

"I'm melting! Melting...I'll be back MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" ---my friend ellie

"Sanitaion for the Planet-tation!"--me

"Musfafa and Simda hate the democracy."---my friend kelsey

"Spy Pickle!"--Kelsey

"Wake me before you GOJO!"--facebook...our whole school

"That's what she said."---my damn perverted band friends...oh wait. I'm in color guard...which is considered band...oh NOOOOO!!!!!

"I LOVE SKILLET!...no, not the frying pan."--me

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1. So It Seems »

Based off of Animal Farm, but w/ a different issue: Bullying. Rated T for suicide. please tell me what you think!

Complete - Fable - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-4-08 - Published: 5-4-08

2. Believer » reviews

I'm not really sure what this is about, but it's a spinoff of how some, not all, people act toward christains. this is drastic though.

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-21-08 - Published: 3-10-08

3. Last Time reviews

I had a friend who always put me down and who probably started my depression. anyway, this led me to Him.

Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-21-08 - Published: 4-21-08

4. Killers Can't Kill

I have an enemy inside of me. It can't die and neither can I.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-21-08 - Published: 4-21-08

5. Smart Birds Can't Fly reviews

It's near Thanksgiving and a little girl finds a turkey in the woods, eventually causing her father to be pelted by walnuts.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-10-08 - Published: 3-10-08

6. It's Harder

Just a poem on how much easier things are compared to the right things to do.R&R please.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-10-08 - Published: 2-10-08

7. Stop reviews

I wrote this when a friend and I tried to prank my brother the week before exams.....yeah. She thought up the whole plan, but the next day, after the prank, she backed out and said she didn't want part of it.

Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-10-08 - Published: 2-10-08

8. It's You reviews

Another poem that I wrote with lyrics. I tweaked a few of the lyrics to fit the poem, but they're pretty much the same. Let's see if you can figure out which songs they're from.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-10-08 - Published: 2-10-08

9. Over the Edge reviews

wrote this along with 'whats' wrong'.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-22-07 - Published: 12-22-07

10. What's Wrong? reviews

i wrote this in July. I wasn't ready to leave church camp, I still felt depressed.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-22-07 - Published: 12-22-07

11. You're Special reviews

just something for a special friend. she brought me out of my darkness. unfortunately i keep slipping back in.

Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-22-07 - Published: 12-22-07

12. Goodbye

This is another poem based on the 1845 Potatoe Famine. R&R

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-27-07 - Published: 5-27-07

13. Hunger

This poem is based off the events of the 1845 Potatoe Famine in Ireland. I used the book, Maggie's Door, to help me.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-27-07 - Published: 5-27-07

14. Forever

I really don't like this poem. It's too lovedovey, but I'll post it anyway.

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-27-07 - Published: 5-27-07

15. Erase Me

Ok, this may seem a little confusing to understand. This is mostly about creating a drawing and then erasing something that you don't want on the page.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-27-07 - Published: 5-27-07

16. I'm Sorry

Do you ever have somebody that wants to be your friend, but is really mean and nasty? Well, this is what I'm talking about.

Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-27-07 - Published: 5-27-07

17. Masking Me reviews

This is a true poem. I usually wear a mask that says I'm mean and cold, but no one ever seems to bother trying to see the real me. R&R

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-27-07 - Published: 5-27-07

18. Chance

This is a horse theme. I decided to write something horsey but be more mysterious about what I'm speaking of.

Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-27-07 - Published: 5-27-07

19. Dark Journals

yeah. I was mad, and in the mood for something dark.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-27-07 - Published: 5-27-07

20. Buried

I wrote this when I was depressed. No, not the kind of depression where your sad for one day. I mean the clinical depression.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-27-07 - Published: 5-27-07

21. Laugh And Smile

Once Again, I have no idea why I wrote this. Just another rhyming poem. Enjoy!

Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-27-07 - Published: 5-27-07

22. A Little Metal Box

This poem isn't completely true. I'm not talking about me and a kid, they're just made up.

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-27-07 - Published: 5-27-07

23. Shoes

For a middle school conest. Nothing special.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-26-07 - Published: 5-26-07

24. Humans Are reviews

I got really mad at everyone so I made this up. Don't worry, I am a human!

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-26-07 - Published: 5-26-07

25. Friend

just something I came up with for a friend of mine while making her birthday card.

Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-26-07 - Published: 5-26-07