Hi people!

name: Amanda
D.O.B: 6/16/94

Hi people that just so happen to be coming by this page. I'm also on fanfic and Deviantart, under the same name... message me! I like 2 talk to ppl!!

so... some things about me...

friends:

1. Lucas (my bf)
2. Fitz
3. Brenton
4. Kyle
5. Mikki
6. Kelsey (who should get back with Kyle. Leave Chris, dammit!)
7. Krista
8. Audrey
9. Kaitlyn
10. Carl
11. Aaron
12. Aaron (yea- 2 Aarons, thats right)
13. Marcy
14. Leigha
15 Haylee
16. Hayley (yup 2 hayleys 2.)
17 Andrew Schnitzawitz (i really have no clue how 2 spell his name)
18. Luke
19. Keith
20. Max
21. Gilly
22. Joe
23. Chris
24. Jared
25. Kyle
26. Colton
27. Carlene
28. Rachel
29. piper
30. Megan
31. Mckenna
32. Maffoo
33. Liz
34. Andrew
35. Alicia
36. Alicia
37. Amanda

I have no idea why I put so many names up there. just shows u how much I luv u all! ILY! :)

fav. songs/ artists:

1. Matchbox 20 ALL DA WAY, MAN!!
2. Mute math (Oh. Hell. Yes.)
3. Gin Blossoms
4. Alanis Morissette
5. One Week- Barenaked Ladies (and yet its a band of dudes... no offense to anybody, but my first initial thought is transvestites... not that I have anything against it. Right on! lol)
6. Summer of '69- Bryan Adams (Kicks Ass)
7. Counting Crows (trust me. you know them.)
8. Breakfast at Tiffany's- Deep Blue Something
9. Eagle- Eye Cherry
10. The Way- Fastball (aka Magneto USA)
11. Frickin' A
12. Jason Mraz
13. Journey (Hell yeah, baby)
14. The Killers
15. The Last goodnight
16. Matchbook Romance
17. Dream Catch Me- Newton Faulkner (don't judge me, k?)
18. Secondhand serenade
19. Third EyeBlind
20. Train (trust me, u know them)
21. Yellowcard
22. Panic! At the disco
23. a bunch of other artists that I don't feel like putting up. cuz i'm a radio type of girl. (yeah, thats right, Lucas! RADIO RULEZ)

fav. books/ authors:

1. Darren Shan: Cirqu du Freak (CdF RULEZ!! OMG I CAN'T WAIT 4 DA MOVIE!! I LUV JOSH HUTCHERSON AND CHRIS KELLY!! THEY ARE SOOOO FRICKIN HOTT! srry, lucas, they are.)
2. Cornelia Funke: Thief Lord, Dragon Rider, Inkspell, Inkheart (whens Inkdeath come out?!)
3. Bartimus Trilogy
4. Maximum Ride series- (The movies gonna kick ass. at least, it better. or else someones gonna die. most like;y me, cuz i'll be that pissed.)
5. Vampire High
6. anything by R.L. Stine
7. Define 'Normal'
8. Cate Tiernan: SWEEP series, Balefire, & pretty much anything else of her work
11. Night World
12. Impulse

fav. t.v. shows:

1. Mentalist (the dudes hysterical)
2. How I Met Your Mother
3. Full House
4. Moonlight- which has ended
5. Paranormal State- which i haven't seen in forever
6. CSI
7. Ghost Hunters ( its so awesome! )
8. Ghost Whisperer
9. Survivor (though this season sux)
10. Total drama Island (don't. judge. me.)
11. 6Teen (DON'T. JUDGE. ME.)
12. What I Like About You

hobbies:

reading, writing, drawing/tracing, painting, surfing fictionpress/ fanfic, watching t.v, random sports, puzzles (my neighborhood is BORING) babysitting (cuz I absolutely LOVE little kids), and my K1 class (yes, I'm that young and I'm a teacher. Cuz I rock dat way)

fav. qoutes:

1. holy fuckmonkeys
2. shit on a stick
3. pudding (I don't know I laugh my head off everytime I hear it.)
4. Hoover damnit!
5. Up/ Down (you don't know da right accent, so u won't get it...)
6. shitsticks! (say that 5 times fast)
7. Happy Marshmallow!

Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards

Men are like ...Laxatives ... They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like.Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ...Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ...Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ... Commercials... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like Government bonds... they take soooooooooo long to mature
Men are like ....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like Snowstorms ... You neve r know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ...Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
(come on, you know its funny. even if your a dude, this means I respect you. plus, you don't really know me and can't hurt me. unless you do. I'm sorry, Lucas! u know I love you! )

Mrs. Bloss is like a ... blender... you need to listen to her, but you're not quite sure why

Bush quotes:

1. "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
2. "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
3. "Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
4."Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
5. "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
6. "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy -- but that could change."
7. "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
8. "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
9. "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
10. "The future will be better tomorrow."
11. "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
12. "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
13. "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
14. "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
15. "Public speaking is very easy."
16. "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
17. "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
18. "When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
19. "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
20. "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
21. "For NASA, space is still a high priority."
22. "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
23. "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."
24. "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
25. "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
26. "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
you know you agree. you kow it. don't deny it. lol :)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (true,true)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
xI'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (and proud of it!)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Don't be like me!)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.(not until after i'm married!)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(i love you Edward Anthony Mason Cullen!)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Then again, I happen to be emo... I applaude myself- I'm almost over it!)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (EDWARD!!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (hell yeah!)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. (well you got the blond blue eyed part right)
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

My god. poeple... come on...

~EXILE MAINSTREAM, FIGHT THE NORM, FORGET THE FAVES, PUT DOWN POPULAR, AND THEN FIND YOU~

news:

Fictionpress: I'm currently working on a story with my friend, Krista. i'm planning to put it up here, and since we're both working on it, she has access to my account. If anything comes up, you should be able to tell whether it was me who wrote it or her. our styles are relatively different. she also might be putting some things on this page. maybe. so you could sday we're sharing a profile, but not quite... anyways, just a warning if anything that seems OOC comes up.

THERES GONNA BE A CDF MOVIE!! STARRING JOSH HUTCHERSON, CHRIS J. KELLY/ MASSOGLIA (idk wht name hes using...) JOHN C. REILLY, PATRICK FUGIT AND A BUNCH OF OTHER PPL WHO I HAVEN'T MEMORIZED YET!! OMG I'M SOOO THERE! EVERYBODY BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR FEBRUARY 19, 2009!! but you know, I'm gonna see it the day it comes out, cuz thats how I roll. cuz I rock that way

A question to ponder, so think hard and message me if you know the answer:
They say a stake through the heart will kill a vampire. but if I were to stab you in the heart, you'd die too, just like the vampire. So is this accusation made because a stake has mystical powers on a vampire, or is it because they know that anything through the heart will kill it? and since a stake (or any other thing) through any person's heart will kill them, does that make everyone a vampire?

Some more ?s to ponder while I am away...
Why can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
I will leave you to ponder...

Did you know that Welch's says their juice is 100 real juice! But one of their flavored juices is banana! How the hell do you get juice out of a banana?

If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?

WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??

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~Exile mainstream, fight the norm, forget the favorites, put down popular, and then you find you. ~

~Amanda

~~~ Asagi's parking spot is against the wall. (MY parking spot, mind you.)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

MURDER IS ILLEGAL, REMEMBER??