Seeing as I just realized that my previous bio sounded like a third grader on crack, I'm going to start over.

I hate how this happens. I update my profile and then I wait a few months and all of a sudden I'm like... did I really write that? Time to redo.

Anywho. I am... short. I like writing most of the time - I'm not like some of these people on here who are like "I'm bored. Oh look, a story idea just flew in magically through the window! I think I shall write something amazing now!" mostly because I'm just not all that inspired most of the time. But sometimes I just think of a cute scene or something and decide to write a story.

Lately it's been kind of SLASHY... I'm too straight for my own good, just for your information. I'm one of those young teenage girls who gets all giddy at the sight of two boys in love with each other. I can't help it. I just finished all five seasons of Queer as Folk on youtube, and... it's a little graphic. I am probably not of the appropriate age to watch all the butt sex on there, but I like the romance. It's sweet. And addicting. Don't watch it if you know what's good for you. And then, of course, there's Luke and Noah. I was reading some story on here and they mentioned Van Hansis (gorgeous or WHAT?) and looked him up... and now I watch a soap opera. It's horrible. I finished all 320 or so parts on youtube of this lovely dramatic couple, and now I tape it whenever these two are on. It's ridiculous, of course - I realize this - but I can't stop. I have nothing better to do with my time.

But while I am on the topic of hot gay boys, RANDY HARRISON. I heart him. I don't even care that he's gay. I will marry him anyway. Which makes so sense... but he's just so pretty.

As for music... basically I listen to all the stuff that Hollister puts by the cash registers - you know that place where they have all the CD's? If you've never been to Hollister, it's like... alternative/punk. That's what itunes calls it. You know, Panic(!) at the Disco (and some people might hate me, but I actually rather like them better AFTER they dropped the exclamation point), Boys Like Girls, Plain White T's, Metro Station, All Time Low, (occasionally and I say this very hesitantly) (sometimes) (rarely) Fall Out Boy, The Starting Line, We the Kings. And David Archuleta. I love his voice. It's pretty. Cute is What We Aim For isn't so bad either, although his voice is kinda whiny. REALLY whiny.

I went to the Fall Out Boy concert last month. It was AMAZING. And I don't even really LIKE Fall Out Boy. But ALL TIME LOW was there... (they're not even THAT great - even though I like them - but they are all sexy, I swear. Especially Zack Merrick. I had no idea who he was before I went to the concert, but when I saw him I was like... prettiest arms I have ever seen. Internet pictures do not do him justice.) and also METRO STATION and COBRA STARSHIP (GABE!) And although, as I have already mentioned, I am not the biggest Fall Out Boy fan (after all, how many notes/syllables can you squeeze into one word?) I will say that Pete Wentz is rather nice-looking. Even if his lyrics are a little "WTF?" sometimes.

Another word to describe me would be BOOKNERD. Yes. I am. My first ever true love was Fang. He doesn't have a last name, it's just Fang. If you know who Fang is, you are awesome. If you don't, you should read Maximum Ride because I think they're amazing books (Well, 1 and 2 are amazing, 3 is okay. 4 sucks ass, 5 is amazing) In summary. I usually forget how much I love Fang because I get obsesed with somebody else but that was what really got me into the whole "Fictional guys" thing. After that it was Edward Cullen, who we all know and love (hopefully). And then... the real guys - just the pretty boys, you know... Chase Crawford, Zac Efron, Ryan Ross...

However, I, unlike SOME people, am not a psycho. I do not look up bandslash and read stories about real members of real bands having sex with each other. If you ask me, that's just creepy.

Um... reading. Writing. Yay? Good stuff. Good boredom-killer, anyhow.

I have nothing else to say except that I love most of the good slash stories on here (I swear to god I've read like 80 of the slash oneshots on this site, except for retarded sounding ones)

And also, Don't misspell words in your title. It's called SPELL check for a reason.

And if you like Maximum Ride, look me up on fanfiction. Maxrideobsessed. I know. Dorky. I was maybe 11 when I came up with that, so... yeah. I think my stuff on fanfiction is probably better than anything I will post on here (after all, compare 50 reviews per chapter to maybe 2 and the evidence doesn't lie). I can't really write much good stuff anymore, though... because I have gotten much less obsessed with the book than I used to be. I still get these annoying emails, though, like, You haven't updated in too long! blah blah blah.

I finished most though (I'm very proud of myself for this) because it's rude to leave a story there for too long. Well, there was one... but that was my first one. And it sucked. And I moved on and surprisingly got much more popular when I ditched it. Funny when that happens... Anyhow, even though there's no way in hell someone would actually read all the crap I have written here... or go on my profile in the first place, erm, thanks.

OH! I forgot. My other favorite gays = ALEC AND MAGNUS. They own. I started playing yellow version pokemon on the game boy and I named my characters after them. (There is a surprising amount of sexual humor in pokemon if you look for it)

YES. READ THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS TRILOGY. They look stupid. They are not.

And now I am done because... I am. And I have better things to do. And who cares what I think about anything anyway, right? Read my stories. Review and tell me whether or not they suck. I sometimes enjoy getting bad reviews. I give them often, at least on fanfiction. One time I reviewed this girl's story with a whole about a page long review telling them all the stupid things they did. I should have just not read it, I know, but it was so funny, I couldn't help it. It was called "Life is a Terrable thing to waste" And the thing with the spelling the words right in the title? Yeah, exactly my point. And they kept saying "I tolled you." I mean, no, we are not on a bridge.

She replied to my review and called me a damn lesbo frog and told me to suck monkey dick, I believe. But if you give me a bad review I will not call you a damn lesbo frog or tell yo uto suck monkey dick. I promise. Read and enjoy.