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Movie makers know exactly which knobs need to be turned to make an impact on the viewer. This is a top 10 list of movie quotes that are imprinted on my mind - some because of their simplicity, others because of their wit and still others because of their insight. Are you a movie quotes buff? Some of these quotes are worthy of the Academy Award for best movie quotes, if there ever was such a thing.
1) Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump: (referring to Apple Computers) He got me invested in some kinda fruit company.
2) The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert
Adam/Felicia: Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!
3) Dumb and Dumber
Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
4) My Best Friend's Wedding
George: It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.
5) Hope Floats
Birdee: Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
6) Demolition Man
Edgar Friendly: I'm no leader. I do what I have to do - sometimes people come with me.
7) Ski School
Dave: If you want to be the best, you must... lose... your... mind.
8) The Truman Show
Christof: We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.
9) The Usual Suspects
Kobayashi: One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.
10) Clue
Mrs. White: Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.
Get ready to clutch your sides and roll with laughter! These famous funny movie quotes are guaranteed to make you laugh
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Lois: How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?
Ace: Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?
The Addams Family
Pugsley: We're not shy!
Wednesday: We're contagious.
Addams Family Values
(Gomez refers to the girl popping out of the cake at a bachelor party)
Was she in there before you baked it?
Addams Family Values
Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.
Wednesday: Especially his head.
Addams Family Values
Little Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.
Airplane
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Animal Crackers
Spaulding: (to two ladies) Let's get married!
Mrs. Rittenhouse: The three of us? Why, that's bigamy!
Spaulding: Yes! And it's big of me, too!
Arthur
I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!
It is amazing how some people know when and how to be funny. Their mannerisms, their words, and their acts make them funny whenever they choose to be. Perhaps it is their sparkling wit, their casual demeanor, or their caustic remarks that make them famous and funny. If you enjoy funny quotes of famous people, here are some famous funny quotes.
George Bernard Shaw
He who can does -- he who cannot, teaches.
Oscar Wilde
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
W. C. Fields
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
Jay Leno
putting arms around Nigella Lawson My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!
Jerry Seinfield
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
Mel Brooks
I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.
George Bernard Shaw
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
Groucho Marx
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Friedrich Nietzsche
A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice
It is difficult to decide what really makes comedies funny. Is it the perfect acting, the comic situation, or simply the funny lines? Whether it is classics like "The Gold Rush" or recent movies like "The Wedding Crashers," we have to be grateful to our moviemakers for a steady supply of humor. So let's raise a toast to funny quotes from movies and read some of them right here.
Woody Allen, Love and Death
The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
Jim Carrey, The Cable Guy
You'd be surprised how many customers treat me like snot, like I'm a goddamn plumber or somethin'.
Hugh Grant, Notting Hill
(to Julia Roberts) I live in Notting Hill. You live in Beverly Hills. Everyone in the world knows who you are, my mother has trouble remembering my name.
Timothy Walker, Four Weddings and a Funeral
(talking about his new wife Ignore her). She's drunk. At least I hope she is. Otherwise I'm in real trouble.
Renee Zellweger, Bridget Jone's Diary
It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.
Groucho Marx, Night at the Opera
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
Renee Zellweger, Bridget Jone's Diary
My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication.
Rupert Everett, My Best Friend's Wedding
Hmm… Death by mini bar, how glamorous.
Robert De Niro, Meet the Parents
I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown.
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