Hello everyone, welcome to my profile. If your here you're either, A: looking for my stories, B: looking for the crazy girl who reviewed your story, or C: lost without any hope of rescue. I hope it's the first two but if not Oh well, you're here now. Well now that we're done with the lovelyness(yes i know that that is NOT a word but I really dont care). Ummmmm... well I guess I'll talk about myself NOW... I'm a girl I have hair I have a face AAAAAANNNNNND a body. I have friends, well they say they are but you never know they might just be moooochers!!!Potato(awwwwww dang it there goes my tourettes acting up...)(and now I have lost my train of thought). As I was saying before I so RUDELY interupted myself... I absolutley HATE High School Musical and the second one as well(you can bet onn it bet on it.) I am a music freak, and a Jesusfreak, not that it matters..Right atthis moment in time I am afraid that I must plague you with my randomosity...yes that is a word it's in my dictionary at home... of course I wrote this dictionary but... I will go on.
Alright now you will see on your left a list... well a lot of lists including my top 5 fictional loves, my random quotes, other quotes, and whatever else I feel like putting in a list... get over yourself, but you can't have MEEEE OR Edward Cullen, for he is mine, I will devise a strategy to kill Bella(even though I do love her..dearly... as an aquantience(not sure if thats spelt right but like w/e). (the period is outside the comma box)(wait...i mean parentheses!!!!!!!!)(sure you did)(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the voices have returned)(we admit to nothing)(GOOOOOOOOO AWAYYYYYYYYYY)(we don't see a need to)(i dont talk to strangers)(but we aren't stangers...)
Cough Cough well back to the lists...
Favorite Fictional MALE Characters:
1.) EDWARD CULLEN- well he' s A VAMPIRE for Goodness sake, and he's ammmmmmazingly HAWT...need I say more.
2.)EDWARD flipping CULLEN... wait did I already say that...o well.
3.) Fang-from MAximum Ride, he's hot...well I think he is...in my mind.
4.) Mark Bassie...no wait he's not fictional, never mind, we'll save that for later.ANYWAY the real #4 is(drumroll) Alexander Sterling from Vampire Kisses- he's goth and hot and has flipping kewl emo hair OOOO and he's a vampire so you know...no more to say on that subject
5.) Gabriel- from Blood and Chocolate, he's a werewolf, a hottttt werewolf and...okay I will say no more on that.
6.) DRACO MALFOY!-yes I know he's a bad boy but I'm a sucker for guys like that, and who are blonde and AAAAmazingly good looking...in my mind...
NEW LIST...
Random Quotes found in my mind and life(oi vae):
I'm no more a llama than you are a penguin, in fact I'm more of a penguin than you or the llama are...back off-came out of no where and hit me in the head
I like POTATOES...need I say more A lil on the sarcastic side...(i actually said the dots) but you love me for who I am on the inside
I'm gonna go get high off axe now thank you very much...
I spiked the punch with oregeno because I thought it was crack...
I noticed something the other day...guys are just whores( it was a random question of the day...i always have a question of the day.)
Did you know that dolphins and humans are the only mammals that have sex just for the fun of it?...
I found a pencil...it was in the quack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm stuck in the quack... the quack I tell you...the quack!!!!!
wheew I'm tired after that one...
now onto another list
Random things me and my friends say(whether we're online or not):
My name is not POOF... it's water bed- me and LAuren IMing Kelly AND Cally, it was quite an adventure, we all got established EMO corners, I was very proud.
And Lauren's name is now BATHROBE... at school the next day, i think at lunch, lunch is the high point of my day.
The perversion continues...did it ever stop...NOPE it just keeps going and going and going- ummmmmm I kinda have the mind of a 15 or 16 year old guy...
Ritz crackers robots in disguise- me and becca smashing up ritz crackers for her mom in the kitchen of her house and I had a knife
You know... I wanna sharp knife to cut off guys heads with- me to becca the same night, she took the knife away, i was sad then she gave me a lollipop, literally she told me to cut being a drama queen and i told her I didn't know how to cut being a drama queen
I'm a blonde and proud of it...unless I get called a slut...then I punch the guy or girls face in-me to chelsea she gave me a look and i looked back at her, and then her brother came in the room and I got distracted he wasn't wearing pants, it scared me, but he had boxers on, so I guess it was okay
Harmless flirting WILL be the death of me-me and lauren being stupid on the bus, just kidding we were somewhere, other than bus
SHOWERBAG...-me and lauren discussing what deusche means in french, shower, after getting OFF the bus
I'll do harry and you do Voldermort...But I wanna do Harry!!!... Well NO...come on please...-me and lauren on the phone discussing a good plot line for a oneshot(note the pervertedness)
new list time...
FAVORITE RANDOM CRAP:
Boys are stupid...throw rocks at them
Courage is being scared to death but saddeling up anyway.
The key to life is not to end up in the grave in a perfectly preserved body, but to rather skid in sideways totally worn out and screaming HOLY SHIT WHAT A RIDE!!!!!
I wish my grass was emo then it would cut itself (One of my friends)
Demon bunnies say MOOOOOOOOOOO!! (Another friend)
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Years Day.
We do not come to love by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
The voices in my head don't like you. Guys with EMO hair are like a billion times more sexy than guys with normal hair.
It keeps bending...-emo edward by Insanityspartner
Officer I swear to Drunk I'm not God!!!
Don't touch the door knob, it might explode and put your eye out.
I'm not colorblind...I know the world...black and white.
A man wants to be a woman's first love, A woman wants to be a man's last romance.
People who say anything is possible haven't tried slamming a revolving door
Ever stop to think and then forget to start again??
Therapist = the rapist(im worried)
Everything here is eatable, I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies
When you get caught looking at him remember... he was looking back.
I'm as confused as a gangsta with a skateboard
I forgot how to spell it one time
10 Things I Want/Have to Do BEFORE I die( I'm supposed to be devoured by wolves)
1.) Go to Europe, everywhere, epesially Italy
2.)Be a rockstar, a Christian one,
3.) Read as many books as I can, one can never read to much
4.) Be a GIRL drummer in a band, preferably one that will let me sing to
5.)Act either profesionally or in a school thing( i really like acting)
6.) Find that special guy( i really hope he won't have been waiting for a 100 years, maybe he got stuck in trafic)
7.) Be able to lick my elbow( something i've always wanted to do)
8.) Go to and finish college
9.) Learn to fly
10.) Accept that I'm not supergirl I might want to be be but I'm not
Favorite Pairings
Edward/Bella-Twilight series
Carlisle/Emse-Twilight series
Emmett/Rosalie-Twilight series
Gabriel/Vivian-Blood and Chocolate
Aleander/Raven-Vampire Kisses series
Alice/Jasper-Twilight series
Max/Fang- Maximum Ride series
Stepan/Elena- Vampire Diaries series
Bonnie/Damon- Vampire Diaries series
for some of my favorite books
Well now it tis time to bid you adue(spelled wrong i know, blame the french)(latins kewler anyway)(if you haven't noticed that was sarcasm, well took you people long enough to figure that out, i blame the school system and our president, whom I sincerly wish was Arnold however you Spell that name, since he's always elected to lead not to read)
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