FLAMERS WELCOME!!
I love to hear your pathetic little comments and I thoroughly enjoy hearing my friends laughter at your sad attempts to upset me. And yes, some of the names I've been called and insults I've been told, my friends and I use jokingly, thats how stupid they get. I don't even tell them it came out of one of your big mouths. Some personal favourites, "you're what happens when two clowns with more teeth than brain breed" (we have over 1 tooth genius, 1 brain is all we need,) "I'm going to go pour tabasco sauce in my eyes--" (have fun!). Anyways take your shots and give my friends and I something to talk about tommorrow! Hey I'll be you guys are nothing but friendless, boring people who can't pull off a good story:b Oh why am I so mean? At least I can be, the flames I've read, well, quite frankly, are worse than the story.
STORY AND POEM AWARDS!
I have just built a site called www.freewebs.com/unknown-authors where you can nominate and vote for your favourite story/poem/author. I will be giving out virtual awards for the best stories/poems/authors in different catagories. But in order to do that, I will need YOUR vote! So please drop a line and tell me who deserves to be recognized from fictionpress.com or fanfiction.net. Sorry if the hompage says somethng stupid about building the site. Its been really funny lately and its supposed to tell you that you click on VOTE AND NOMINATE or PRIVATE VOTE in the navigation bar to vote or nominate and you must leave your pen name, or the name you review with, the name of the story or poem, and the name of the author.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so
-Douglas Adams
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
A little about me:
Gender: Girl (the guy in the picture is a friend)
Name: unknown to you
Age: older than 2 and younger than 50
Location: most likely on a horse, bike or beside a computer
Favourite book: Twilight by Stephenie Meyer
Favourite Movie: Twilight (when it comes out:b)
Favourite band: SKILLET
Favourite Singer: Rodney Atkins (Not related to Skillet at all!)
Quotes (may be incorrect)
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams
"Chuck Norris is dead, Death is just too afraid to claim him." -Joe (Last name unknown)
"Disscussion is an exchange of knowledge; an argument is an exchange of ignorence." -Robert Quillen
"Dude, its like liquid snow!" -Me
"No army can withstand the stregnth of an idea thats time has come." -unknown
"No matter the size of the crack, you still damage the heart." -Me
"If closing a door opens a window, then why do theives have so much trouble?" -My brother
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Oathkeepera, FF Girl, Rikusgirl777, not-so-perfect-angel, The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon, Katsaya
If you are a christian, copy and paste this to your profile
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile!
If you love God with all your heart, and are not afraid to tell the world. If you are 100 percent proud to of it. copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered why the sky is blue, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know why the sky is blue, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, c&p this into ur profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile!
If you have ever made someone laugh simply by telling them about your injuries, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever sat down and tried to write these c&p thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those kids should stop chasing Lucky and go buy their own LUCKY CHARMS, c&p this!
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have ever played a game of tic-tac-toe with yourself and lost, copy and paste this!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile ;p
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (The irony...)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair, copy and paste thing into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered how anyone could ever live without cartoons, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anythiny else for each other, c&p this in your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table/wall for no reason put this on your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile
If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever mistaken a snake for a stick, copy and paste this into your profile.
30 percent of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you don't think it's fair that Goofy being a dog gets to do everything from have a house and play golf with Mickey, to have a job but Pluto has to live outside and drink from a bowl, copy this into your profile.
A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to hit 'em, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would have soda coming out your nose.
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you are part of the five percent who are not, copy this, put it in your profile. (why would i care? i like who i am)
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
Repost the following if you believe stereotyping is wrong, or merely repost the ones that apply to you. I put in bold the ones that apply to me or people have called me.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up .
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a .
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking .
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be from brazil.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I dont like the SUN, so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
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