So... this is me. I do not have any particular fascinations. I am overall very boring. I apologise most profusely for this.
I do, however, also write fanfic, so if anybody's interested in toddling along to www.fanfiction.net/~stjimmy1669, you can see me peddle my wares (and I mean that in a non-weird way...)
Erm. I don't know what else to put...
I'm fifteen. I'm ENGLISH. Not American. Not that I have anything against Americans; you're pretty cool people. But England's rainer. So there.
People call me emo, but that is the LAST thing I am, and if anybody calls me that, I will come round your house personally and induce pain of varying degrees of painfulness...and pepper you with ellipses, knowing me. Or, better still, hire a hit man. Where am I going to find someone whose services I can enlist? Answers on a postcard. And while I'm waiting, I'll think up some imaginative torure/death implements Such fun...
And please feel free to contact me for more information on my morbid fantasies at 0901-MWAH-HA-HA
I am a staunch atheist, and piss off my christian friends considerably with my religious and philosophical debates with my other atheist fiend, AKA Grim Reaper. She's older than me, so I'm Purgotary. Note the proper noun. NOTE IT...
I am not mental. No matter what people say. Got that? God knows, I'm like every 99 of today's teenage girls, if the media is anything to go by... Blood fascinates me. That's all. I'm meant to have Asperger's, if anyone feels like enlisting their support :P. Mais c'est tout.
Hang on un moment (the French are amazing, n'est-ce pas?) I have a very important engagement...
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Aaaaaah. That's better. And bonus points to you if you can spot the five words I've cunningly hidden in that spout of verbiage.
Well, then, roll on the crappest fiction ever told by man:
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