♂Nonexistent Interviewer named Chase: Hey
♀FM Radio: Hi.
♂Chase: You are so short, it's not even funny.
♀Radio: Hey! I am not short! I’m five ft. You’re just abnormally tall.
♂Chase: I’m six foot two!
♀Radio: So? I don’t think that’s the average height for men in the US.
♂Chase: It’s not, five ten is.
♀Radio: Exactly. You are jus-
♂Chase: I know, abnormally tall, but you’re abnormally short.
♀Radio: Am not, well I’m only four inches shorter than the average female.
♂Chase: That’s my point your shorter than average, both averages in fact.
♀Radio: Don’t you take that tone with me, mister.
♂Chase: Fine, I won’t. Let’s talk about something else, actually how about I ask you some questions. This is an interview after-
♀Radio: Did that eyebrow piercing hurt? Did it hurt a lot?
♂Chase: I’m asking the questions so shut it.
♀Radio (glaring) How dare you-
♂Chase: I dare, now that we’ve wasted all that time, let’s get back to the interview. What’s your real name?
♀Radio: I’m not telling. If you need to call me something call me Mattie.
♂Chase: Fine. What’s your favorite book? Or books?
♀Radio: I don’t really have a favorite book. There are so many out there, and I haven’t read them all, if anyone has any suggestions, they should totally tell me.
♂Chase: Fine. Do you have a favorite band? ♪ ♫
♀Radio: Not really, my favorite band changes a lot. I like My Chemical Romance, Papa Roach, The Used, Jem, Johnny Cash, Simon and Garfunkle, Nine Inch Nails, The clovers, Linkin Park, Black Eyed Pease, Rihanna, Will Smith, Eminem, and the list goes on. It’s a very long list, very long.
♂Chase: Yeah, I can see that. What’s you favorite color?
♀Radio: I’d say orange or blue.
♂Chase: Typical.
♀Radio: My favorite colors are not typical!
♂Chase: Sure they aren’t. What are your hobbies?
♀Radio(glaring again) Whatever. I spend most of my time reading, either books or on FictionPress. I also play soccer, and act.
♂Chase: Oh! Dude, you haven’t updated either of your stories since forever. What have you been doing?!
♀Radio: I’ve been busy with rehearsal. I also have writers block. Anyone who read Wet and Wild would know that.
♂Chase: I think that’s it.
♀Radio: You didn’t ask about my age.
♂Chase: Right! How old are you.
♀Radio: I’m not telling.
♂Chase: Brat.
♀Radio: You know it. Oh by the way, my favorite suit of cards, is clubs. ♣
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Fatally Beautiful
When you're a world class assassin like me, you learn the rules fast. Rule number one: never get caught. Well looks like I broke that rule. please read and review.
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