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since: 06-01-07, id: 569742, Profile Updated: 07-28-08
country: United States
Author has written 12 stories for Family, Romance, General, Friendship, Life, and Young Adult.

Nonexistent Interviewer named Chase: Hey

FM Radio: Hi.

Chase: You are so short, it's not even funny.

Radio: Hey! I am not short! I’m five ft. You’re just abnormally tall.

Chase: I’m six foot two!

Radio: So? I don’t think that’s the average height for men in the US.

Chase: It’s not, five ten is.

Radio: Exactly. You are jus-

Chase: I know, abnormally tall, but you’re abnormally short.

Radio: Am not, well I’m only four inches shorter than the average female.

Chase: That’s my point your shorter than average, both averages in fact.

Radio: Don’t you take that tone with me, mister.

Chase: Fine, I won’t. Let’s talk about something else, actually how about I ask you some questions. This is an interview after-

Radio: Did that eyebrow piercing hurt? Did it hurt a lot?

Chase: I’m asking the questions so shut it.

Radio (glaring) How dare you-

Chase: I dare, now that we’ve wasted all that time, let’s get back to the interview. What’s your real name?

Radio: I’m not telling. If you need to call me something call me Mattie.

Chase: Fine. What’s your favorite book? Or books?

Radio: I don’t really have a favorite book. There are so many out there, and I haven’t read them all, if anyone has any suggestions, they should totally tell me.

Chase: Fine. Do you have a favorite band?

Radio: Not really, my favorite band changes a lot. I like My Chemical Romance, Papa Roach, The Used, Jem, Johnny Cash, Simon and Garfunkle, Nine Inch Nails, The clovers, Linkin Park, Black Eyed Pease, Rihanna, Will Smith, Eminem, and the list goes on. It’s a very long list, very long.

Chase: Yeah, I can see that. What’s you favorite color?

Radio: I’d say orange or blue.

Chase: Typical.

Radio: My favorite colors are not typical!

Chase: Sure they aren’t. What are your hobbies?

Radio(glaring again) Whatever. I spend most of my time reading, either books or on FictionPress. I also play soccer, and act.

Chase: Oh! Dude, you haven’t updated either of your stories since forever. What have you been doing?!

Radio: I’ve been busy with rehearsal. I also have writers block. Anyone who read Wet and Wild would know that.

Chase: I think that’s it.

Radio: You didn’t ask about my age.

Chase: Right! How old are you.

Radio: I’m not telling.

Chase: Brat.

Radio: You know it. Oh by the way, my favorite suit of cards, is clubs.

When you read something by me, please write a review, I would really appreciate it, I don't care what you say, as long as you say something. You could say that you have a black cat...well maybe not that, but anything related to the story, is really appreciated.

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You must all read the story The Halfling by Mistress K. Darq-Chylde! Obey me earthlings! The summary is below READ IT!

Summary

Camille Elsdon is a vampiric elven gargoyle. She's trying to live out a normal life, but her love's brother comes along and wants her as well. Will she risk it all to save her friends? And what of Tana, the little girl they rescued?COMPLETE

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1. The Value of a Virgin » reviews
All I wanted to do, was go to NYC eat, then go back to my normal boring life. But of course, that couldn't happen. The restaurant that we, my bff and parents, ate in, was targeted by the vampire mafia. So what do I do? I trade my virginity for her life.
Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,590 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 6-5-07
2. Value of a Virgin reviews
Oh. My. God! They're the mafia! And they're VAMPIRES! And I've just been sold to them, sort of. Okay, so I traded myself for the lives of everyone in the restaurant, but it's basically the same thing...isn't it? version 2 of Value of a Virgin.
Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 7-28-08
3. The Only Problem is That We're Soulmates » reviews
In the end, the only problem is that we're soulmates. None of this would have happened if we weren't, nobody would have died. I love him with all my heart, and he returns that love, but like I said, that's the problem. Sorry I suck at summaries.
Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-29-08 - Published: 9-9-07
4. Wet and Wild Or pissed, however you look at it reviews
She's in hiding, and she's supposed to act timid fade into the background. So what does she do? She makes out with the resident bad boy. In a hallway at school. Sucky oneshot. Flame please!
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 10-20-07
5. Your Hands reviews
He says I have no reason to be afraid, but I do. The reason is his hands.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-9-07 - Published: 9-9-07
6. Ashamed reviews
About being feeling ashamed of someone you love, and usually feel proud of.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-15-07 - Published: 6-15-07
7. I heard It reviews
I didn't think he had feelings, or that he ever cried, but then I heard his voice. Abusive parent
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 6-8-07
8. Silence is Black reviews
About someone who's silence is hurting them. Please R&R
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-6-07 - Published: 6-6-07
9. Curious and Serious reviews
About a cutter who is becoming interested by death. R&R please
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-6-07 - Published: 6-6-07
10. Instead reviews
About an abused girl who cuts herself instead of hurting others. Please R&R
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-6-07 - Published: 6-6-07
11. PingPong reviews
It's about arguing with my mother. Please R&R
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-5-07 - Published: 6-5-07
12. I Don't Like You reviews
A poem about not liking your abuser, but still loving your father. Please R&R
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 6-4-07
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