Take the best and spit out the rest.
Welcome to my profile. I have always stunk at profiles though so bear with me.
I love to write poems and stories, poems especially right now, I love to read fantasy novels and drama, and I love to find funny quotes and put them on my profiles.
My hobbies include writing, reading, listening to music, hanging out with friends, and dancing.
A little about me: Well, I'm 15, and I'm 5'8 (yeah I love being tall, it rockz!). I'm naturally hyper and... random. If you're thinking "Well, her poems sure don't sound like she's hyper and random," then, yeah, let me go and give you a metal. :D Mostly I write poems when I am depressed, so there are only the few that are weird and crazy, like me. I'm not always depressed... hmm, ok, only just most of the time :D jk. I actually can be a really happy, psycho person. lol, ok hopefully you all don't think I'm psycho. I'm not really, I'm just... really hyper and weird.
Random junk: Do you know I despise nothing more than the word random, yet I use it all the time?
Fav quotes: (Bear with me; this could take a while :P)
"Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."
"Why be difficult, when with little effort, you can be impossible?"
"I can resist everything - except temptation."
"When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes, and see how much Life likes them."
"Oops, did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?"
"Therapy is expensive. Listening to heavy metal music while pounding someone else's head against the wall is cheap... I'll let you decide."
"Fight crime - Shoot back!!"
"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce."
"No, I am not deaf, I am just ignoring you."
"Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again."
"Ignore me - I'll love you for it."
"No, you're going to try to cheer me up, aren't you?"
"My day is not complete until I have terrified a complete stranger."
"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same."
"If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happier?"
"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished."
"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is never try."
"I'm up and out of bed, what more could you want?"
"Some things are better rich: Coffee, Chocolate, and Men."
"If you don't know me, then don't judge me. Ain't nobody said, you gotta love me."
"Always tell the truth... just make sure you're a fast runner."
"We don't really have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us."
"They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people."
"Unfortunately, you can't die of a broken heart."
"I am free of all prejudice; I hate all people equally!"
"If you know me, chances are you hate me."
"Without music, life would be a mistake."
"I'm sure someone cares that you're alive - it just isn't me!"
"I used to see a therapist, until she told me that life isn't for everyone."
If you love Demi Lovato, copy and paste this into your profile.
My old pn was SAJM but I got tired of that one so I changed it to SayGoodnight08, and then to SayGoodnightGoodbye. And now it's DemiJoeLover (don't ask, I love Camp Rock, if that explains anything)
Now that my profile is done you can go and read my stories, (hopefully you'll still want to). Just be warned, they are a little random and they switch from hyper and crazy to angry and depressing. It all depends on my mood what I can write. So enjoy! And I'll love you if you just happen to hit that little "submit review" button. :D
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