Things fall apart, the center cannot hold. -- W. B. Yeats
Name: Sera (not really, but its in my username.)
Age: adolescent
Gender: female
Personality: Wiseass. Exceedingly random. And supposedly pessimistic (I prefer realistic).
Likes: Reading, hiking, swimming, turning my brain into mush with the TV or computer, writing random/manic-depressive poetry, manga, all those anime shows on Saturday night, and the LOTR trilogy. And surfboards, although I can't surf.
Dislikes: People with no respect for the environment, radical environmentalists (the ones that blow up Hummers and won't let us drill in Alaska), Valentine's Day, promiscuous cussing, airheads, human contact, trophy hunting, having to state (and restate) the obvious, Disney deaths, and skirts. And my high school, but that's more of an intense loathing.
Happy Little Extras: When I was 7, I looked like a vampire. I probably still do. I'm a ninja in training. Unofficially. I have a strange obsession with Fullmetal Alchemist and adrenaline rushes. I've seen 71 movies on TV. (No, I'm serious. I really have. Running list.) 'Let's not and say we did' makes me laugh every time I hear it.
On My Writing: It's... getting there. My stories are not as good as some of my poems; and I'm working on that.
On Reviews: Dude, I'm a kid, my last English teacher sucked, and good constructive criticism is hard to come by. If you've got something to say, please review, and please, please, I'm-begging-you-please, do not flame me. It's rude and technologically barbaric, and I like to think that Internet geeks are more well-mannered than that.
Well behaved woman rarely make history.
How many pieces would you like him back in?
"Well, it's not that I don't know, it's that I don't care." –Guillermo Del Toro
Every good prodigy has a death glare.
Worry not, for I am awesome. –Bak-sama
All people have a past. Everyone is burdened with something. –D. Gray-Man
"Is he, by any chance, drunk?"
Let's not and say we did. (ha!)
Some days it's not even worth it to chew through the restraints.
I wish the Mothership would get here already. This planet sucks.
I love deadlines. I especially enjoy the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. -Anon
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill
Every fight is a foodfight- when you're a cannibal. --Demitri Martin
Hey look, a saber-toothed moose-lion.
"Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It's a common misconception held by all truly stupid people." --Kryten, Red Dwarf
Jesus saves; everyone else loses what they were working on.
You’re damned if you do, damned if you don’t, so you might as well be damned in the most entertaining way possible.
If someone's running, expect to hear the main theme from Chariots of Fire, either on screen (if it's a comedy) or in your head (if it's not).
If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
Renee: "Do we sound the alarm?"
Xander: "I wasn't aware we had an alarm for this, but yes, sound the alarm." --Buffy, Season Eight, #12
“You killed my father. Your ass is mine!” –Hellboy
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