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Author has written 40 stories for General, Politics, Religion, Friendship, Song, Young Adult, Humor, Romance, General, Life, and Love. Hey everyone, well, I'm still stoked at being here on fictionpress (very nice... I love the maroon colour -- Queenslander!) and I haven't been taken down yet for crimes against fiction... so I'm happy. So: some stuff about me, now I've decided I'm quite comfortable here after a couple of months: Name: "TheDJ" Age: 19 Gender: Male Looks like: Nothing much :-p. 6'0" tall, blonde hair, glasses Where I live: Townsville. Queensland, Australia. Why I live there: Uni (James Cook Uni) What I'm studying: Medicine, second year What else I do: Basketball, NYSF, QYP, talk, ride bike, party, relax with mates, play piano, go on radio occasionally, DJ when I can (obviously, considering the pen name...), MSN a bit, you get the idea... What I listen to: Anything! I love dance music and techno and all that. Apart from dance music though... I used to like Panic!At the Disco, before they went soft and sold out. Fallout Boy is ok I guess... Quotes: "What are you? Who do you think you are? The Jesus of Surburbia, nailed to that couch and suffering for my sins? And I'm, somehow, a loser?" (Quote from the flim clip of "The Jesus of Surburbia, Green Day) Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema. /\ (google it) | |||||||||||||
1. I Hate Firefox reviewsI really do. I hate it. This poem isn't particularly good, I just wrote it so everyone could know how much I HATE this flaming browser! Think of how much Hitler hated baby kittens and multiply it by ONE MILLION! That's how much I hate Firefox.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-30-08 - Published: 8-30-082. Dance, Dance, Dance: For there is no Tomorrow reviewsDance in the club of discontent, forget your problems and repent. Slash your skin with sweat and sin, leave and forget me; don't call me again.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-30-08 - Published: 8-30-083. Favourite things reviewsA Parody of "Favourite Things" from the Sound of Music. About Video Gaming. If this sounds like an impossible combination, and you have a taste for insane, somewhat disturbing lyrics, have a read on :D.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-084. Listen to the Heart reviewsA Medical Parody of 'Listen to your Heart' - DHT Feat. Emdee . Written for the Med Revue at JCU, 2008.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-6-08 - Published: 6-6-085. Pack a Bra Next Time! reviewsA good friend of mine went to a rather important political meeting wearing a revealing top and a short skirt. She thought it'd be a fantastic way to look youthful among a heap of old farts... but at the last minute she realised - she forgot to pack a bra!Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-19-08 - Published: 4-19-086. Your Heart reviewsFor some time after you have lost something you believe in you can kid yourself into believeing that you've left it behind. Then you realise that you secretly never had... But there's a third stage: Acceptance. I know you didn't care.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-11-08 - Published: 4-11-087. When Feeling Unloved, Jesus Drinks Cheap Wine reviewsSometimes when everything seems right in a relationship, it all goes wrong. And when everything goes wrong, well... all you can do is look back on what happened and reminisce. Many thanks for any reads or reviewsComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-27-08 - Published: 1-27-088. On this day I realise my life is not worth living » reviewsMary is a happy 16 year old with the world at her feet. She lives with her Mum, Dad and twin brother Ben. But as tragedy strikes Mary and her family her perfect life begins to collapse into a world of fear and hopelessness, led by the unholy disciples...Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-3-07 - Published: 7-24-079. I am 18 Years Old reviewsI wrote this when I turned 18. A now published reply to the author Sunshower. A writer far more talented than meComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-28-07 - Published: 11-28-0710. The Joys of Not Talking to People reviewsI have no internet, so I can't talk to people who mean a lot to me, but who also bring me down, make me question myself and who do things out of my control. I can't help them. And it's a good feeling.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-28-07 - Published: 11-28-0711. The Gospels of the PartyBoy » reviewsI am writing this Gospel, not to convert you, but only so that I can share with you the glory that our Lord brings to all of us. He will turn your water into wine, your sins into salvation and you darkest desires into reality. He is, the PartyBoy.General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-16-07 - Published: 11-4-0712. Our Greatest Sins are When We Stay Silent reviewsA poem for a friend, to whom I just spoke to, saying things I regret, but would never take back.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-12-07 - Published: 11-12-0713. Confessions of The DJ reviewsTheDJ writes to his last love, who left his heart and dancefloor forever.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-8-07 - Published: 11-8-0714. Confession of another abandoned soul reviewsAnother slit on my wrists proves how wrong I was to ever think I could really be ok ever again.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-1-07 - Published: 11-1-0715. Think of me, before you pop that ecstasy reviewsA poem for a friend who keeps popping the E. Read and review please.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-11-07 - Published: 10-11-0716. An Open Letter to the People who mean the most reviewsYou, the people who I have never met, are the people who tonight are most important to me. If you feel the same way, read my confession of my love for you, and I would love to know if you feel the same.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-8-07 - Published: 10-8-0717. Ode to the Side Sex Queen reviewsA parody of Girl all the bad guys want by Bowling for Soup. About a friend.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-1-07 - Published: 10-1-0718. The DJ's Lament » reviewsThe DJ, in the overcrowded club, faces his one true love for the last time, and then watches her leave forever. A tale of a lost, abandoned love.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-15-07 - Published: 9-15-0719. Why should I have to be the one to change for you? reviewsA think about why I always have to be the one to act differently for a select few around me.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-10-07 - Published: 9-10-0720. Med Revue Songs » reviewsWanted to know what I've been writing, well it's a series of songs for the med revue at JCU, and I can now show them, because the Revue is so close to done, it won't make any difference if someone reads them.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-1-07 - Published: 9-1-0721. Life reviewsI wrote this for a friend of mine... but I really don't know what I was thinking that much when I wrote it... see what u make of it. Appreciates the R&R's.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 8-13-0722. In Memory reviewsIn Memory of a forgotten girl...Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-9-07 - Published: 8-9-0723. The Lecturer Is a Loser reviewsI am a student in med school, and I'm in a lectuer, right now, listening to an idiot of a lectuer give a talk. Guess what I was doing...Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-2-07 - Published: 8-2-0724. Thnx 4 the MP3s reviewsMy tribute to the free download sites of the internet, to the tune of Fallout Boy's Thnx 4 the MmrsComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-29-07 - Published: 7-29-0725. Confessions of a Shrek the 3rd Hater reviewsLiked my earlier efforts at Shrek parodies, such as How Dare you Betray Me? Well tak a look at this! Oh, and it's to the tune of Mamma Mia too, for all you ABBA lovers. . Please R&R!Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-0726. Square Watermelons reviewsImprovised Poetry...Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-10-07 - Published: 6-10-0727. How Dare You Betray Me! reviewsThe ultimate betrayal in a relationship is here... laid bare for all eyes to read... read it if you dare...Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-9-07 - Published: 6-9-0728. Australian SportsmanshipA story I wrote for an assignment in high school, I thought it was ok. I'd really like feedback on this one thanks.Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 6-8-0729. Song of a Lost Soul reviewsIt's a song... I've got the chords at home :.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 6-8-0730. Sometimes reviewsSometimes...Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 6-8-0731. Breaking and Entering reviewsSelf discovery? Maybe... or maybe I was just bored when I wrote this...Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 6-8-0732. Politics reviewsAbout political correctnessComplete - Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 6-8-0733. Writers Block reviewsYes, I had writers block.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 6-8-0734. News reviewsOctober 2004 was when I wrote this. It's all about what was on the news.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 6-8-0735. Passion reviewsIt's about sex, for those playing along at home...Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 6-8-0736. Ode to a Lost Friend reviewsA poem I wrote for a lost friend.Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 6-8-0737. Lost Faith reviewsLost FaithComplete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 6-8-0738. Another Day reviewsAnother DayComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 6-8-0739. Belief StructureWhat I believe... or at least what I think I do... it's a bit political for my liking...Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 6-8-0740. Where are you? reviewsI wrote this after the loss of a close friend.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 6-8-07
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