Name: Sara Maxine
Age: Take your age, times my age, to the power of pi, add on planck's constant and divide by the number of liters in a mole and you'll have... a number; utterly useless really.
Sex: I'd love to!
Okay then, GENDER: Oh, uh, female.
Eyes: Yep.
I quit: Aw, why?
Hi, I'm Bob: Hello
I believe we were up to eye color: Black
Not that part: Sorry, white with pinkish lines.
Nope. Here, let me stab the part I meant with this handy dandy pen: OW! Green... and red now...
Pets: Oh! I have 3 cats at home!
That's nice: Their names are Gizmo, Kibble, and Ivan the Terrible.
That's ni-: Yeah! But Ivan's not so much a cat as devil icarnate!
That's-: But Gizmo's my baby! She's SOOOOOOOOO cute and warm and fuzzy and brown and loving and she meows like a bird and gets in fights with the boys since she's the only girl ad Kibble's orange and his fur is SOOOOOO long and he and Ivan try to kill me and mom in our sleep but they really do love us they just-
FOR GOD'S SAKE SHUT UP WOMAN!!!: sniff
Don't you dare cry. Now what are your hobbies?: sniff sniff whimper WAHHHH! SIS! THE MEAN MAN IS PICKING ON ME!
What?! Who are you?!: That's my sister, she's the devil cleverly disguised. Bye-bye now!
AAAGGHHH!!!: Hey, keep the blood off the carpet Sis, I just cleaned it.
I- I'm Ci-Ci-Cind-dy: Hi Ci-Ci-Cind-dy. Can I call you Cindy for short?
Uh, y-yeah: Thanks.
So what are your goals in life?: To find my one true love and jump him in a dark alley.
gulp: Or if that proves inconvenient, I'll just kidnap him and make him my love slave.
Um... I-I'm just go-gonna l-l-l-leave now.: 'Kay! Bye-bye Cindy!
Hi. I'm... Uh, could you stop staring at me, it's making me kinda nervous...: stare
Okaaay... So what are your stories about?: stare
Seriously. Stop. Now. It's VERY creepy.: stare Mutter-mutter-mutter
What?: You're the one.
The one what?: stare
Um, could you take a few steps back and sit back down please?: Aproaches slowly
What are you-: MWAHAHAHA!!! COME MY ONE TRUE LOVE! TO TAHITI!!!
Runs off with captive love slave, never to be heard from again. Boy do they have fun.
~Huggles to the clan of the strait-jacket!~
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