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Author has written 6 stories for Mystery, Essay, Humor, Biography, and Play. Jejunely adj. Intellectually unsatisfying Sophisticated adj. Very complex Clarity n. Clearness of thought. We are three. Jejune the Critical One. Sophisticated the Funny One. Clarity the Kind One. Which reviewed you? (collect them all!) Jejunely: I go to coffee shops just so I can people watch. Something Said Far Too Often: "Who? Me? Never!" Sophisticated: I like to read books in bookstores. And then not buy them. Something Said Far Too Often: "Does my hair look frizzy?" Clarity: I get pooped on a lot. By birds. Something Said Far Too Often: "Oh. My. Dan. Logan." ~Remember, it is nice to "stop and smell the roses" and watch the occasional opossum waddle by.~ Paste this to your profile if you support the National Opossum Society. Cha! Be a rebel - don't eat cantaloupe! Have you ever wondered if there's more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? -Zoolander (2001) That's why her hair is so big... it's full of secrets. - Mean Girls (2004) You see an attractive woman, living on her own, you wonder: Is she a roaring lesbian? Answer, no! For your information I was married three times. Once to an actor, once to an English lord and once to a Californian. All work things... My mistake, You on the other hand, might well be gay. - Driving Lessons (2006) | |||||||
1. Assorted Encounters » reviewsAt a train station, an argument begins over spilled soda. On a bus, two strangers must find out what is going on. A not-so-serious exploration in dialogue. By Jejune and Clarity.Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-8-08 - Published: 4-28-082. Peter McFlirtyShorts » reviewsA thrilling tale of mystery, friendship, love, music, and shorts.by Clarity and SophisticatedHumor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,060 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-5-07 - Published: 6-29-073. These Jersey Days reviewsRose has invited the whole gang...quirky Dylan, sarcastic Danny, artistic Ryn and critical [not to mention guilty] Amber... to her house. And anything can happen. Anything at all. Written by Jejune.Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 6-30-074. Abortion reviewsMy thoughts on abortion. Flames will be ignored. Written by Clarity.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-26-07 - Published: 6-26-075. Book Banning reviewsMy thoughts on book banning and why it should be stopped. Written by Clarity.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-26-07 - Published: 6-26-076. From Coffee Mugs to Convicts reviewsA funny tale of wit, charm, and coffee mugs.Written by SophisticatedComplete - Mystery - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-13-07 - Published: 6-13-07
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