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Jejunely Sophisticated Clarity
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since: 06-06-07, id: 570352
Author has written 6 stories for Essay, Mystery, Humor, Biography, and Play.

Jejunely adj. Intellectually unsatisfying

Sophisticated adj. Very complex

Clarity n. Clearness of thought.

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We are three.

Jejune the Critical One.

Sophisticated the Funny One.

Clarity the Kind One.

Which reviewed you?

(collect them all!)

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Jejunely: I go to coffee shops just so I can people watch. Something Said Far Too Often: "Who? Me? Never!"

Sophisticated: I like to read books in bookstores. And then not buy them. Something Said Far Too Often: "Does my hair look frizzy?"

Clarity: I get pooped on a lot. By birds. Something Said Far Too Often: "I'm not a guy. Seriously."

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~Remember, it is nice to "stop and smell the roses" and watch the occasional opossum waddle by.~

Paste this to your profile if you support the National Opossum Society. Cha!

-")))))...

Be a rebel - don't eat cantaloupe!

Have you ever wondered if there's more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

-Zoolander (2001)

That's why her hair is so big... it's full of secrets.

- Mean Girls (2004)
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1. Assorted Encounters » reviews
At a train station, an argument begins over spilled soda. On a bus, two strangers must find out what is going on. A not-so-serious exploration in dialogue. By Jejune and Clarity.
Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-8-08 - Published: 4-28-08
2. Peter McFlirtyShorts » reviews
A thrilling tale of mystery, friendship, love, music, and shorts.by Clarity and Sophisticated
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,060 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-5-07 - Published: 6-29-07
3. These Jersey Days reviews
Rose has invited the whole gang...quirky Dylan, sarcastic Danny, artistic Ryn and critical [not to mention guilty] Amber... to her house. And anything can happen. Anything at all. Written by Jejune.
Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 6-30-07
4. Abortion reviews
My thoughts on abortion. Flames will be ignored. Written by Clarity.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-26-07 - Published: 6-26-07
5. Book Banning reviews
My thoughts on book banning and why it should be stopped. Written by Clarity.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-26-07 - Published: 6-26-07
6. From Coffee Mugs to Convicts reviews
A funny tale of wit, charm, and coffee mugs.Written by Sophisticated
Complete - Mystery - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-13-07 - Published: 6-13-07
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