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Jejunely Sophisticated Clarity
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since: 06-06-07, id: 570352, Profile edited: 09-18-08
Author has written 6 stories for Mystery, Essay, Humor, Biography, and Play.

Jejunely adj. Intellectually unsatisfying

Sophisticated adj. Very complex

Clarity n. Clearness of thought.

We are three.

Jejune the Critical One.

Sophisticated the Funny One.

Clarity the Kind One.

Which reviewed you?

(collect them all!)

Jejunely: I go to coffee shops just so I can people watch. Something Said Far Too Often: "Who? Me? Never!"

Sophisticated: I like to read books in bookstores. And then not buy them. Something Said Far Too Often: "Does my hair look frizzy?"

Clarity: I get pooped on a lot. By birds. Something Said Far Too Often: "Oh. My. Dan. Logan."

~Remember, it is nice to "stop and smell the roses" and watch the occasional opossum waddle by.~

Paste this to your profile if you support the National Opossum Society. Cha!

Be a rebel - don't eat cantaloupe!

Have you ever wondered if there's more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

-Zoolander (2001)

That's why her hair is so big... it's full of secrets.

- Mean Girls (2004)




1. Assorted Encounters » reviews
At a train station, an argument begins over spilled soda. On a bus, two strangers must find out what is going on. A not-so-serious exploration in dialogue. By Jejune and Clarity.
Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-8-08 - Published: 4-28-08
2. Peter McFlirtyShorts » reviews
A thrilling tale of mystery, friendship, love, music, and shorts.by Clarity and Sophisticated
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,060 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-5-07 - Published: 6-29-07
3. These Jersey Days reviews
Rose has invited the whole gang...quirky Dylan, sarcastic Danny, artistic Ryn and critical [not to mention guilty] Amber... to her house. And anything can happen. Anything at all. Written by Jejune.
Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 6-30-07
4. Abortion reviews
My thoughts on abortion. Flames will be ignored. Written by Clarity.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-26-07 - Published: 6-26-07
5. Book Banning reviews
My thoughts on book banning and why it should be stopped. Written by Clarity.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-26-07 - Published: 6-26-07
6. From Coffee Mugs to Convicts reviews
A funny tale of wit, charm, and coffee mugs.Written by Sophisticated
Complete - Mystery - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-13-07 - Published: 6-13-07
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