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xxXEvil MunchkinXxx
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since: 06-09-07, id: 570651, Profile edited: 07-08-08
Author has written 13 stories for Manga, Friendship, Politics, Nature, Haiku, Religion, Family, School, Life, and Love.

Name: why do you want to know?

Age: 17 and getting older

I'm a girl from L.A going to school at N.H.S in CT. Yeah I revealed where I am so what. Anyways should I really explain to you how I am? Eh why not...I'm generally a shy and very quiet person. People that don't know me that well describe me as a cute newborn puppy. Yeaaah people are weird in my school, it was even weirder hearing it from them.

But to my close friends I'm the girl that got spat out of hell with no chance of return. Yes I am a little bit insane, mostly because most of my solutions to problems involve destroying something or tearing limbs and setting them on fire. But they love when I do that, they prefer my real nature than the shy side of me. I do too hee-hee. My favorite description a friend used for me was that I put the M in Massacre and C-A-R-N-A-G-E in Carnage. He wishes to combine our diobolical powers together one day so we can rule the world so...hee-hee watch out world.

To my parents I'm a quiet,diobolical look giving,bloodthirsty,and introverted daughter that has never given them a headache in their lives. Seriously they actually said that, shocked me too. Mainly because of my interest with dark themes and bloody thrillers and the fact that I crawl in my room during the weekend and never leave until I have to or until it's Monday.

Nicknames: Princess of Darkness (mom says it since I never open my blinds), Munchkin (I'm 5'2, do the math), Ali Baba (my cousin thinks it's just funny), Emo (not sure why really, so I'm quiet, like red and black, write poetry, and cry from the pressure of anger in my chest in my room sometimes. Doesn't everybody?) Liche (only my best friend calls me that).

So what else can I really put here? Not much...so yeah. GO AWAY NOW! I have plans to go over for world domination...NO PEEKING OR I'LL DISMEMBER YOU ALL AND TOSS YOU INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL! which still won't let me back in...those f@#!ing bastards. After the world they're next on my list.

Favorite Quotes Which will be updated constatnly:

"I smell death on you!"-Stewie Griffin

"I'll put my butt up your ass...um I mean boot"-Dad

"Why's the rum gone?"-Jack Sparrow

"You know why older brothers are born first? To protect their younger siblings"-Ichigo Kurosaki (I know, not evil, but that quote totally turned me into his fangirl!)

"That's MY line!"-Usually Ichigo Kurosaki

"Nobody move, I. Think. I. Dropped. My brain"-Jack Sparrow

"You want Hawaiian Punch? Okay, I'm Hawaiian and I'm gonna punch you"-Dad

"You have to be really stupid to be stupid"-Dad...again

"I blame the government"-Me and friend

"Shit that crap stinks!"-Me and little brother (It's ironic because we're usually picking up our dog's poo at the time we say it...and we always do. Don't know why -.)

"I can't cut the cheese"-Little brother (when he was little XD)

"He said he wanted to WHAT! I'm gonna cut off his dick, then let's see if he can ask you THAT again!"-Me (My friend is a magnet for pervs, is it really bad to be protective and diabolical at the same time? At least my evilness is lovable and makes her laugh XD)




1. Under The Influence » reviews
A talented girl groomed into a shy introvert begins to tap into her full potential.Sickened by her submissiveness she breaks free and becomes a murdering sociopath in the process.Can she see the error of her ways before it's too late? Bear with me and R&R
Manga - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-6-08 - Published: 7-28-08
2. Remembered reviews
Another sonnet from english class, less shakespearean than the other. R&R if you must again. My grandma was in mind when I wrote this.
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-1-08 - Published: 4-1-08
3. A Love I Refuse to Show reviews
A so called sonnet I wrote for english in so called Shakespearean style. Not easy to pull off trust me R&R if you must.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-1-08 - Published: 4-1-08
4. When I'm Hurting reviews
All my poems lately are well dark in a way because of the themes. So again this one is rated for safety.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-21-08 - Published: 2-21-08
5. Let Go reviews
Not my best work ever, I was bored and not feeling so good so this is what spwed out. Probably a dark poem considering the theme so rated for safety.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-21-08 - Published: 2-21-08
6. 10 Minutes to Salvation reviews
Something I wrote out of boredom during Adv. Algebra. I was sleepy too so it may not make much sense. Review if you want.
Complete - School - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-5-07 - Published: 11-5-07
7. Withered Trust reviews
This is from a feeling of betrayal I felt back in the day. My first best friend. After everything I've done for her, what a witch.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 10-20-07
8. Unanswered Questions reviews
I wrote this about a year ago after my grandma died. In church they kept saying God supposedly revealed she was going to die. My mother thought her husband jinxed her car to kill her. So this came out during that time. Nonschool related.Review if you must
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 10-20-07
9. Rooted Purpose reviews
I hate the word religion, the greek root acutally means respect or fear for demons. So I hate using that word. Review if you want and if you don't understand let me know and I'll gladly explain. From creative writing.
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 10-20-07
10. My Other Half reviews
Again from creative wiriting. My best friend inspired this one so this is to her. Hope you like review if you want.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 10-20-07
11. Unfixable reviews
I know Haiku are suppose to be about nature but at that moment nothing about nature hit me and this came out instead. Review if you want. I always say that geez I hate repeating myself! From creative writing hope you likie.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 10-20-07
12. Dwindling Purity reviews
It may seem like I was trying to be deep but in fact I just wrote about how I feel when I take a shower.Was that T.M.I? From creative writing Review if you want and be nice. Every poem I write aren't that good I just write from boredom. Flame within reaso
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 10-20-07
13. Domino Effect reviews
Another poem I wrote for Creative writing. It was suppose to be political but I don't think it reveals much. Inspired by my cousin. Again review if you want but be nice. I'm an amature poet...actually I don't think I deserve to call myself a poet.
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 10-20-07
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