Mix 2 cups of twisted humor, 2 1/2 cups of cynicism, 1 cup of the macabre, and a dash of hopeless romanticism. Mix well. Put in oven until half-baked. Sprinkle craziness. Let sit until cool.

I am 16. Female. Straight. American. Unforgivably sarcastic and cynical.

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1. Mind of a Writer

pure, unadulterated insanity... oneshot. R&R

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-27-08 - Published: 1-27-08

2. Only Questions reviews

oneshot. A demon ponders her existence, and wonders why her kind is forced to be alone.

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-5-07 - Published: 7-5-07

3. The Storm reviews

Relationships are really just storms . . . in a sense.

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-5-07 - Published: 7-5-07

4. Angels reviews

Why do angels cry?

Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 6-18-07