If you've reached this page, it means something about me, my stories, my pen name, my reviews, whatever, has caught your eye so that's good!

So, welcome to my page. A few notable things that you might want to, well, note.

16 year old girl (very original, I know, who isn't on this site?)

I live on the East Coast

I write fantasy which is occasionally trite and derivative but I'm trying! With the help of you and your reviews I should be getting better any day now. I write poetry that is fueled by my frothing teenage-girl hormones, but I think is pretty cool, sort of, some times.

I sing constantly.

If I had a webcam, I would have sing to all of you, but sadly I don't.

In case you hadn't noticed, I have an enormous ego when it comes to my singing talents.

If I audition for American Idol next year, which I hope to, I will give a shout out to all you fiction press folks! (Also very original, a shout out, wow, nobody's ever done that before...)

I love books. Like I would marry them, take them on a honeymoon to Aruba and make sweet sweet love to them every night. Oh yeah. Hot Girl-on-Book action.

For anyone who hasn't been scared away by that previous statement, some of my favorite books/series..es...(Seeing as this is a writing website I think its pertinent)

Tom Sawyer

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

The Secret Life of Bees

Harry Potter(so sue me)

Lord of the Rings(yeah okay, you can sue me)

The Sword in the Stone

The Wind in the Willows

The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, and all the fantastic books that follow. Douglas, you were taken from us far too soon...

Artemis Fowl(sue me again, no really I'm used to it)

The Keys to the Kingdom

Absolutely anything by A.A. Milne-Winnie the Pooh, When We Were Very Young...

Absolutely EVERYTHING by James Thurber-The Thirteen Clocks, The Wonderful O...

ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING EVER WRITTEN by Shakespeare

Well, I've run out of capital letters, so kudos to all of you who made it through that extraordinarily long list of books, and I hope you enjoy my work and review. Review it even if you don't enjoy. Just review it. I need reviews. Cookie monster want cookie, I mean, review. Dammit. Cookie monster gonna get drink and watch Firefly.

Bye.

From me and Cookie monster.

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1. The Life and Times of a Very Strange Mind

Well, i'ts my thoughts, to come in installments. I have many thoughts :D I am not averse to reviews at all, but if you don't want to, or you don't have time, no problema. Rated M for language. I have colorful thoughts.

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-6-08 - Published: 2-6-08

2. Salt and Sepia Tone reviews

Romantic poetry inspired by an irrationally passionate, ongoing, and unrequited crush. Read and Enjoy!

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 2-5-08

3. A Chance at Life reviews

The beginning to a fantasy story I thought up a while ago. I may or may not doing with it, its a fantasymodern crossover thing. I know, I know, bear with me. Read and Enjoy!

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 2-5-08

4. Crushed reviews

A poem about crushes, inspired by a ridiculously passionate, and unrequited, crush that is still going on. It's about...having a crush? Read and Enjoy!

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 2-5-08

5. Rabbits reviews

The Velveteen Rabbit became real, but he was just one. Are there not other Rabbits? Who's going to make them real?

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 2-5-08

6. Inarra Laughs reviews

You can read this if you like, and if you don't, then you don't have to. You could review it I suppose, if have somehting to say about it. Its a oneshot. I sincerely apologize to the two men who have inspired this, all the emotions are my fault alone.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-3-08 - Published: 2-3-08

7. Cadogan reviews

I have a character that I use in many story planning stages, a mage, Cadogan, power hungry, jealous, cruel, not sure of the backstory. Thsi is a little characterization of him, originally going to be part of a story, maybe. Review and I'll review yours :

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-10-07 - Published: 9-10-07

8. What If? reviews

Pretty self explanatory, just some musings of mine when I was trying to come up with stories. It's not long, you can read it and review, come on, you know you want to... Please tell me if it inspires you to write something! Just give me credit... :

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-22-07 - Published: 7-22-07

9. First, the Witnesses reviews

A bartender gets strange visitors near closing time and turns them away, but when a Ministry Officer comes to ask about them, he's going to wish he'd never opened the door to any of them... R & R please! Check out my Twisted Fairytales if you like my styl

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-22-07 - Published: 7-22-07

10. An Upcoming Trial

Archimedes Crowe is not guilty, but he is still about to be on trial. How is he supposed to get out of it, who would believe the truth? Just a one shot, I am or may not do something with it. If you like it, read my other stuff and review, I'll do the sam!

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-21-07 - Published: 7-21-07

11. Twisted Fairytales: Sleeping Beauty reviews

I am disappointed at the lack of reviews for Cindereolla Cough cough, go read it. The brave prince isn't the first prince to try and rescue her, and if Briar Rose has anything to with it, he won't be the last...

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-11-07 - Published: 7-11-07

12. Twisted Fairytales: Cinderella reviews

Yes, another one. What if Cinderella had told the prince? Would he still love her? Given that this is a dark version of the tale, all signs point to no. However, Cindy doesn't take rejection well...

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 7-9-07

13. Twisted Fairytales: The Frog Prince reviews

The third in the series. She kissed the frog by accident, what now? If you like it, R & R and look at the other ones. :

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-8-07 - Published: 7-8-07

14. Twisted Fairytales: Thumbelina reviews

The second in a series of offbeat fairy tales. This is a somewhat humorous take on what would happen to a modern day thumbelina. If you enjoy it, check out my version of Rapunzel, it is rather dark, but you'll enjoy it. R & R Please!

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-8-07 - Published: 7-8-07

15. Twisted Fairytales: Rapunzel, Rapunzel reviews

Locked in her tower, Rapunzel is content with her daily delivery of sweets and toys, visits from the old woman, and most importantly her own beauty. One might even say she becomes obsessed with it, to an extent almost unimaginable... R & R!

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-8-07 - Published: 7-8-07

16. I'm Sorry reviews

Being a vampire doesn't keep Sophie from making friends, but what happens when she gets out of control and hurts someone close to her? I thought up the idea a while ago, please R & R

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-2-07 - Published: 7-2-07

17. Please, Help Me Come Up With A Title : » reviews

It takes about a second for Edrick to put aside his few morals in lieu of a huge payment for kidnapping a little girl. However, he wasn't given the whole story... R&R Please, and put any title ideas there. New Chapters coming soon!

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,353 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-21-07 - Published: 6-21-07

18. A Gift For Ferret reviews

When a petty thief is hired to kidnap an eight year old girl, he is more than willing to put aside his few morals in lieu of the enormous payment. But what they forgot to mention was that she is a mage being persued by a magician with a grudge against her

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-16-07 - Published: 6-16-07

19. A Dragon? reviews

Colin is having a normal day until a dragon with bad grammar flies through his bedroom window. This is just the beginning of a story. Leave comments, criticism, or whatever. I may or may not finish it so enjoy this first bit!

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-16-07 - Published: 6-16-07