Ladies and gentlemen,
let me introduce myself.
Why, without charming introductions and first impressions,
society would crumble, having nothing to judge,
to presuppose, to overanalyse and then pick apart.
That's just not right, especially in this business.
So allow me to introduce myself, if you will.
I am everything you're not.
Struggling to keep up?
That's a crime in the fashion world.
Perhaps I should take a step back.
I'm Hailey.
I sing, make faces and swing from trees
I'm scared of the dark
And I spend way to much time on my hair
I love the cold weather
And I'm artsy
I'm always unattatched
I'm also immature, I sleep with stuffed animals
And colour in my colouring book
Ladies and Gentelmen
As Hailey love has said much about her self
I guess I will have to take A step back
I myself am Jaime
Self proclaimed red meat vegetarian and iPod lover
Cute is what we aim for is orgasmic
And as Hailey always complains, I steal the blankets from her too much
I work at taco del Mar
And for the record, I love the burritos.
I love the warm weather (Hailey is on crack)
I am soo mature it is insane. (note the sarcasm)
I fire spin and adore kittins, TINKERBELL IS MY HERO
Actually Criss Angel is.
All in all, were both plain awesome
So take a step back
And enjoy the ride Kiddies.
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