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Loly Darko
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since: 06-17-07, id: 571702, Profile Updated: 10-01-09
country: United States
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Author has written 9 stories for Romance, Young Adult, Humor, and General.

Don’t tase me bro!
or I poop on you
and eat your insides
with my puppy dog

Complete: Dear Imagination & Kylie Morrison: Untouchable & Just Like a Fruitcake
Second most recent story is a collaboration with other FP user NEStitch.
Just Like A Fruitcake - TWILIGHT SUCKS IF U LIKE TWILIGHT U FAIL!!1!!1!!
Eh...my fp LiveJournal. Check it out if you dare. Add me, by the way haha, I'm nice.
If someone tells you that they're me or that what is here is what they wrote, they are lying.
Duties of the Double Dog -> Rainie, a sexually unfulfilled senior is looking for something that'll scratch that itch.
Killing Kevin -> Kevin is a serial killer in high school living in a strange city. Check the lj if you give a damn. Probably won't be posted in its entirety.
Don't leave me useless reviews. Please. If what you're going to say is something asinine please refrain.
And Twilight sucks. Hardcore. It sucks big fat man titties. And it seems like I'm kidding but I'm not. If you really like Twilight and have mentioned it in your profile, please do me the favor of not favoriting my story. I'd rather not be seen on the favorites list of a Twilight fan.

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1. Killing Kevin » reviews
My name is Kevin Panzer. I see butterflies everywhere I go and may be a serial killer.
General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,574 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-14-09 - Published: 4-16-09
2. Duties of the Double Dog » reviews
A complete stranger has taken over my life and I think I've taken over theirs. All I know about this person is the fact that they've got serious guts - and that's all they know about me. Excuse me while I go to find a drag queen, now....
Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,458 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 9-27-09 - Published: 6-14-09
3. Dear Imagination » reviews
An angry, anthropophobic loner gets thrust into the world of typical teen socialization, aggravating freshmen and unbearable crushes when her new neighbors, a chatterbox and a bully, move in. A darker twist on the bad boy/good girl.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,926 - Reviews: 444 - Updated: 9-27-09 - Published: 6-22-07
4. Just Like A Fruitcake » reviews
I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 113,990 - Reviews: 275 - Updated: 5-16-09 - Published: 7-17-08
5. Blue reviews
I like the color blue, I think it looks really good on me. Really short piece.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-10-08 - Published: 10-10-08
6. I've Got Serious Issues » reviews
My brother's an asshole, my mom's depressed, her boyfriend is a rapist, and my best friend decided to become a whore. My only friends were trying to kill me earlier this year. Some still are. Why doesn't ANYTHING good happen to me? Because I suck.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,165 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 9-7-08 - Published: 7-3-07
7. Kylie Morrison: Untouchable » reviews
Kylie learns how tough high school can be for a normal girl who happens to be under five feet tall; between the mannish girls that want her dead, a nutty coach with anger problems and her unnaturally pubescent friends, she's gotta find a way...!
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 161,650 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 7-16-08 - Published: 7-7-07
8. Doing the Doodie Work » reviews
Bevin's brother is schizophrenic and her neighbor's a...what?...what the hell is that? Life gets tough when the Paranormal Police stalk her, she hangs out with the school freaks and has a haircut that makes her identical to her whackjob brother.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,115 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 6-24-08 - Published: 7-27-07
9. The Nameless Story of a Boy and Girl » reviews
Title says it all pretty well. First collaboration between FP writer NEStitch and I L. Darko.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,558 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 10-24-07
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