Um... hey.
I love writing... and reading.
And good movies.
And music.
Second most recent story is a collaboration with other FP user NEStitch.
Just Like A Fruitcake is a really strange thing I'm working on that's supposed to parody Twilight, but mainly my attempt on a psychotic love interest.
Eh...my fp LiveJournal. Check it out if you dare. Add me, by the way haha, I'm nice.
I try to update often... if something's getting updated a lot it's because it's done/easier to clean up. Anything not being updated is either not complete enough or getting seriously cleaned up...the older ones (like IGSI and KMU) were written a loooong time ago and take longer to fix up. Or I just post it, typos and all hahaha (that's why KMU has typos, by the way; I've gotta fix it up but it's long and I'm never totally in the mood.)
Reagan & Saint Patrick are the most 'experimental' ones that I've got... I probably won't post them in their entirety because they're my pets.
Also, someone informed me that there's a girl whose name is identical to mine in some horse club or something... even with the loony loly darko part... that's not me hahaha. I dunno who that is. If you see something like that then it's alright to let me know because I don't like people trying to get credit for my stuff/name, and that seems to be a recurring problem.
BY THE WAY...
...don't read books like Twilight because they rot your brain. Twilight is a piece of literary toilet paper scum that should be used by none other than a toddler with diarrhea. Support real literature instead of crap, because the minds of Earth's youth is dwindling and reading bullshit about vampires with yellow eyes doesn't help. Besides, Edward is a pussywhipped bitch and Bella tricks off my block. I seen it.
Jesus, I hate that book.
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