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1. Skywatching » reviews

Matthew tries to hook his true love - the outrageously gorgeous and equally interested Janie Zimmerman. It's destiny; extraterrestrial intelligence, panic attacks, ESP and weird porno can't keep them apart, either. The tinfoil hats don't help, though.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,430 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 9-4-10

2. Killing Kevin » reviews

My name is Kevin Panzer. I see butterflies everywhere I go and may be a serial killer.

Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,604 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-31-10 - Published: 4-16-09

3. Duties of the Double Dog » reviews

A complete stranger has taken over my life and I think I've taken over theirs. All I know about this person is the fact that they've got serious guts - and that's all they know about me. Excuse me while I go to find a drag queen, now...

Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,617 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 9-27-09 - Published: 6-14-09

4. Dear Imagination » reviews

An angry, anthropophobic loner gets thrust into the world of typical teen socialization, aggravating freshmen and unbearable crushes when her new neighbors, a chatterbox and a bully, move in. A darker twist on the bad boy/good girl.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,986 - Reviews: 496 - Updated: 9-27-09 - Published: 6-22-07 - Complete

5. Just Like A Fruitcake » reviews

I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,995 - Reviews: 336 - Updated: 5-16-09 - Published: 7-17-08 - Complete

6. Blue reviews

I like the color blue, I think it looks really good on me. Really short piece.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-10-08 - Complete

7. I've Got Serious Issues » reviews

My brother's an asshole, my mom's depressed, her boyfriend is a rapist, and my best friend decided to become a whore. My only friends were trying to kill me earlier this year. Some still are. Why doesn't ANYTHING good happen to me? Because I suck.

Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 9-7-08 - Published: 7-3-07

8. Kylie Morrison: Untouchable » reviews

Kylie learns how tough high school can be for a normal girl who happens to be under five feet tall; between the mannish girls that want her dead, a nutty coach with anger problems and her unnaturally pubescent friends, she's gotta find a way...!

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 7-16-08 - Published: 7-7-07 - Complete

9. Doing the Doodie Work » reviews

Bevin's brother is schizophrenic and her neighbor's a...what?...what the hell is that? Life gets tough when the Paranormal Police stalk her, she hangs out with the school freaks and has a haircut that makes her identical to her whackjob brother.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,847 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 6-24-08 - Published: 7-27-07

10. The Nameless Story of a Boy and Girl » reviews

Title says it all pretty well. First collaboration between FP writer NEStitch and I L. Darko.

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,831 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 10-24-07