| Loly Darko |
Author has written 10 stories for Romance, General, Humor, and Young Adult. Boiling Blood Puddles Complete: Dear Imagination & Just Like a Fruitcake Some stories have been replaced with a beautiful French quote; if you were reading them, I'm really sorry. I just couldn't stomach reading them again because they have worse spelling/grammar/wording than even I can tolerate and they're really old. I didn't like seeing them here and I wouldn't offer you something I don't even like of mine. | |||||
1. Skywatching » reviewsMatthew tries to hook his true love - the outrageously gorgeous and equally interested Janie Zimmerman. It's destiny; extraterrestrial intelligence, panic attacks, ESP and weird porno can't keep them apart, either. The tinfoil hats don't help, though.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,430 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 9-4-102. Killing Kevin » reviewsMy name is Kevin Panzer. I see butterflies everywhere I go and may be a serial killer.Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,604 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-31-10 - Published: 4-16-093. Duties of the Double Dog » reviewsA complete stranger has taken over my life and I think I've taken over theirs. All I know about this person is the fact that they've got serious guts - and that's all they know about me. Excuse me while I go to find a drag queen, now...Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,617 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 9-27-09 - Published: 6-14-094. Dear Imagination » reviewsAn angry, anthropophobic loner gets thrust into the world of typical teen socialization, aggravating freshmen and unbearable crushes when her new neighbors, a chatterbox and a bully, move in. A darker twist on the bad boy/good girl.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,986 - Reviews: 496 - Updated: 9-27-09 - Published: 6-22-07 - Complete5. Just Like A Fruitcake » reviewsI said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,995 - Reviews: 336 - Updated: 5-16-09 - Published: 7-17-08 - Complete6. Blue reviewsI like the color blue, I think it looks really good on me. Really short piece.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-10-08 - Complete7. I've Got Serious Issues » reviewsMy brother's an asshole, my mom's depressed, her boyfriend is a rapist, and my best friend decided to become a whore. My only friends were trying to kill me earlier this year. Some still are. Why doesn't ANYTHING good happen to me? Because I suck.Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 9-7-08 - Published: 7-3-078. Kylie Morrison: Untouchable » reviewsKylie learns how tough high school can be for a normal girl who happens to be under five feet tall; between the mannish girls that want her dead, a nutty coach with anger problems and her unnaturally pubescent friends, she's gotta find a way...!Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 7-16-08 - Published: 7-7-07 - Complete9. Doing the Doodie Work » reviewsBevin's brother is schizophrenic and her neighbor's a...what?...what the hell is that? Life gets tough when the Paranormal Police stalk her, she hangs out with the school freaks and has a haircut that makes her identical to her whackjob brother.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,847 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 6-24-08 - Published: 7-27-0710. The Nameless Story of a Boy and Girl » reviewsTitle says it all pretty well. First collaboration between FP writer NEStitch and I L. Darko.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,831 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 10-24-07