Um... hey.

I love writing... and reading.

And good movies.

And music.

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Complete: Dear Imagination & Kylie Morrison: Untouchable.

Second most recent story is a collaboration with other FP user NEStitch.

Just Like A Fruitcake - good if you hate Twilight and even better if you love it.

Eh...my fp LiveJournal. Check it out if you dare. Add me, by the way haha, I'm nice.

If someone tells you that they're me or that what is here is what they wrote, they are lying.

Reagan & Saint Patrick are the most 'experimental' ones that I've got... I probably won't post them in their entirety because they're my pets. And really fucking hard to write haha...

BY THE WAY...

Twilight is not a fucking saga. It's a real-life example of corporate takeovers and the power persuasion has over your everyday fangirl.

Those books are an insult to any respectable writer who's serious about what they do.

Stephenie Meyer is a bad writer. Face it. Let it seep into your pores.

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1. Just Like A Fruitcake » reviews

I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,044 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 9-20-08 - Published: 7-17-08

2. I've Got Serious Issues » reviews

My brother's an asshole, my mom's depressed, her boyfriend is a rapist, and my best friend decided to become a whore. My only friends were trying to kill me earlier this year. Some still are. Why doesn't ANYTHING good happen to me? Because I suck.

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,165 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 9-7-08 - Published: 7-3-07

3. Dear Imagination » reviews

An angry, anthropophobic loner gets thrust into the world of typical teen socialization, aggravating freshmen and unbearable crushes when her new neighbors, a chatterbox and a bully, move in. A darker twist on the bad boy/good girl. Complete.

Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 104,839 - Reviews: 330 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 6-22-07

4. Kylie Morrison: Untouchable » reviews

Kylie learns how tough high school can be for a normal girl who happens to be under five feet tall; between the mannish girls that want her dead, a nutty coach with anger problems and her unnaturally pubescent friends, she's gotta find a way...!

Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 161,650 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 7-16-08 - Published: 7-7-07

5. Doing the Doodie Work » reviews

Bevin's brother is schizophrenic and her neighbor's a...what?...what the hell is that? Life gets tough when the Paranormal Police stalk her, she hangs out with the school freaks and has a haircut that makes her identical to her whackjob brother.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,115 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 6-24-08 - Published: 7-27-07

6. The Nameless Story of a Boy and Girl » reviews

Title says it all pretty well. First collaboration between FP writer NEStitch and I L. Darko.

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,558 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 10-24-07

7. Saint Patrick » reviews

Stealing girls has never been Patrick's thing, but now, when he's found his little angel, he has to snatch her from the two she's already seeing: a whackjob philosopher and the Lord Almighty.

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-30-07 - Published: 9-19-07

8. Reagan » reviews

Life in the slums with a 'destitute illustrator', his druggie friends and an angel that can't help him.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,352 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-26-07 - Published: 6-24-07